Reasons to hate Michael Cole.

[Tiarnán]

1. It's Michael Cole.

2. OMG, I'm just watching Judgement Day 2006 back, and what a jerk! A very fragile Melina was taking on Jillian, and Michael Cole just decided to rip into her. He was like, "Melina is NOT a nice person! She's not a nice person in public, and she's not a nice person privately!". Then he implies that she's a slut, because when Tazz is complimenting her leg strength he's like, "How do you know that?". Tazz is like, "Her entrance, duh", and Cole lets out the most obnoxious little "Hmmm". Such a jerk.

This is all after he praised Joey Mercury for physically abusing her earlier on in the night. Keep it professional, dick.

Carry on.

3.

[Burke]

3. The Miz is his favourite wrestler.

[Tiarnán]

4. He likes Eve over Natalya.

5. He's a bad influence on Josh.

[Tarry]

6. His foot.

[Tiarnán]

I was lucky enough to miss that, but I heard something about a Jillian-style growth. Ewwww.

[Tarry]

7. Stealing Burke's ring attire.

[Tarry]

8. The constant digs at Jerry Lawler's recently deceased mother.

[jayzero42690]

I need a reason?

[Brandon]

9. Burke is a fan of his.

[Burke]

The above statement is false, fyi.

[Brandon]

10. Michael Cole fans are liars.

[Angelwings]

11. All but being Vince's onscreen mouthpiece persona.

[Mutant Couch]

12. Jealousy over his awesome clear box.

[Angelwings]

13./Black Cats. Being subjected to Cole's unathletic body in wrestling gear.