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[Angelwings]

Jul 22, 2011 16:56:21 GMT -5 Tarry said:

I've seen you guys talking about that "place" like it's Voldemort.

That would be thesmartmarks.net from a few years back. "That place" can only aspire to be that maniacal.

Though retarded as they were, at least the hardcore loons from tsm possesed some originality.

Jun 30, 2011 18:49:53 GMT -5 Angelwings said:

Anyway Angelina's twitter has over 5000 followers already.

This is looking pretty good btw. Over 10000 in such a short time.

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That's great for Angelina to gain that many followers in such a short time. I also like that Velvet has gained more followers than Diva Dirt within 2 months of being on Twitter.

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Velvet Sky is the John Cena of the Tna Knockout division.

[Tarry]

From my Cult of Personality video.

AMAZING Return!!! Easily one of the BEST WWE reurns ever, i can glad admit i was marking out his Song when i first heard it, I knew it was him. Also, John Cena can fuck off and die.

the match with cena and mysterio was boring as fuck! when cena won I almost put my head through a wall! then cult of personality hit and I marked the fuck out! punks return made up for the rest of raw

looks like stephanie did have cm punks number

[Tarry]

CM Punk must of watch your video xD

These fucking people.

[Tarry]

@thegodlikejt u............r..............aw­esome
maybe vince saw this vid and said "umm. this is a good song maybe we should put it as cm punks real new theme for july '11 what do you guys think?"
wwe:"yes sir as long as you give us money we will do whatever you want"

@extremehardy360 or CM Punk just decided to use his RoH theme...

@thegodlikejt yea maybe but maybe vince was on pornhub (looking at gay porn of course) last month and wanting to see if cm punk had any nude pics (cuz ya know vince is gay) then he a came this video and thought it will be a better theme for punk since he is the best in the world.

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I found this "brilliant" post about Velvet's Comic-Con themed photoshoot.

Was this really shot at comicon? I mean it is held at San Diego, and the day of Comicon (This past Friday through Sunday) Vevlet was doing TNA house shows on Friday, Sat and Sun. Unless she flew to the Friday comicon on Thursday, then after showing up in the first hour of operation, drove from San diego to LAX to fly to Salem Va an hour later, these could not have been shot at Comicon. Just saying.

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They shouldn’t took the belt of Mickie that fast and Winter isn’t a championship meterial. TNA did it so Velvet Sky can win the title off of winter so that way make sence. Remember TNA signs ppl who are welling to put over Angelina Love/ Velvet Sky, its almost like they are trying to create Trish/Lita clones

[jayzero42690]

Presenting...every episode of Smackdown:

Cole: What a hero [name of heel] is! He's the greatest human being in the history of all known events. He's out there with [name of quasi-celebrity] listening to [name of whatever musical artist the WWE considers hip] watching [name of popular TV show no one in the WWE watches]! I bet you never watched [name of TV show], Josh! I bet you've never even kissed a girl. You probably just sit around. Eating food. Drinking beverages. Like a tool.

Booker T: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, my goodness.

Matthews: Should AJ get bedeazzled ass implants? Head over to the WWE Universe page on Facebook and let us know what your thoughts are on the matter!

Booker T: Hold up, hold up, hold up! Looky here, dog. This is the part of the match when things really count. When you've got to dig deep and find that stuff deep down inside you, man.

Cole: I bet you've never dug down deep to find anything, Josh. You probably just sit around. Talking to people. Living your life. Converting oxygen into carbon-dioxide. Like an idiot.

Matthews: Trent Barreta unleashed a bit of a storm on Twitter over the weekend, tweeting that he bought himself a nice new pair of pants.

Booker T: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



(pause)
Can you feel me?

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God help us all... Velvet Sky wants to be a multiple time champion. When will the madness end?!

FFS! She hasn't even won it once yet. The guy who wrote this really needs to stop overreacting.

[Brandon]

After Kelly Kelly's attack on Beth Phoenix...

Name: Crazy Kelly

Level: 35

Moves:
1. K2
2. Stink Face
3 . Headscissors
4. Scream (Lowers Opponents Defenses)

[jayzero42690]

Did anybody else feel that losing the entire WWE locker room except for Triple H, Sheamus, Punk and Cena was an acceptable casualty for getting a Michael Cole-free announce table?

I want WWE to know that.

I am 100% serious. THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM EXCEPT FOR 4 GUYS. I'd rather lose THEM ALL than listen to that a**hole Michael Cole. I'd rather watch John Cena take a dump in the middle of the ring for 2 hours. That's not hyperbole. It's gotten to the point where I NEED to have Raw and Smackdown on mute...or have the tv turned to something else. They give Always Sunny on Com Central while RAW is on USA - I head there more often than not.

Fire Cole. Let TNA pick him up - it'll complete their transformation into the worst wrestling program ever aired on tv.

[Tarry]

From Joey Styles's Twitter:

@thebethphoenix & @evemarietorres had one of the best Diva matches I've seen in a long time & as good as any other match on the PPV so far.

... Sure it was Eve's best match, but Kelly vs. Beth wasn't that long ago. So to say it was the best Diva match in a long time is ludicrous.

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Maryse has no talent and has shown that she cannot wrestle and cannot work. She is terrible and would be a huge waste of money to bring in...which means TNA is going to try their hardest to bring her in.

WTF?!

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