Finally...Next Week's RAW

[Burke]

The USA Network sent out the following today…

THE ROCK®, JOHN CENA® AND THE MIZ® TO FACE OFF LIVE ON RAW® NEXT MONDAY ON USA AT 9/8c

Final Raw Prior to WrestleMania® XXVII

STAMFORD, Conn., March 23, 2011 – After their war of words, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will finally confront WWE Superstar John Cena® and WWE Champion The Miz®, live in person, March 28th on Monday Night Raw at 9/8c on USA Network. The verbal sparring was ignited when The Rock triumphantly returned to WWE last month. The fireworks will emanate live from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL.

The Rock will be The World's Most Electrifying Host in Entertainment at WrestleMania XXVII on Sunday, April 3rd at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, live on pay-per-view. The Rock is expected to lay the SmackDown® on all the pomp and festivities that make WrestleMania the world's greatest, annual pop culture extravaganza.

For all the latest updates, ‘Like' The Rock at www.facebook.com/DwayneJohnson or follow him at www.twitter.com/TheRock.

WrestleMania XXVII will be broadcast in more than 100 countries around the world. Check with your local cable operator or satellite provider to order the pay-per-view on Sunday, April 3rd. For more information on WrestleMania and WrestleMania events, please visit www.wrestlemania.com.

This is going to be so awkward. Everyone wants to see a Rock-Cena confrontation but they also have to get Miz involved since he’s in the match at WM. It’s like letting your little brother tag along to a party with you out of pity. You know he’ll just bring everything down, but you feel obligated to include him otherwise he’ll probably go cry or something.

[Brandon]

Oh please. The Miz is the only thing either of those two has-beans have going for them atm. The Rock is hoping to rub off of his celebrity to get his movie career out of a rut and Cena needs someone to make him appear interesting.

[Burke]

Mar 23, 2011 14:52:47 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Oh please. The Miz is the only thing either of those two has-beans have going for them atm. The Rock is hoping to rub off of his celebrity to get his movie career out of a rut and Cena needs someone to make him appear interesting.

The delusion in this post is astounding.

[Brandon]

The Miz is going to be on Conan O'Brien tonight. What are Cena's plans? Signing pictures of himself in a sweat shop?

[Burke]

Mar 23, 2011 15:01:18 GMT -5 Brandon said:

What are Cena's plans?

What am I? His wife??

[Brandon]

Only in your day dreams.

[Tarry]

Mar 23, 2011 15:03:26 GMT -5 Burke said:

What am I? His wife??

Nope. His life partner.

[Burke]

Didn't you get the memo? Life partner jokes aren't cool anymore...you don't want GLAAD up in your ass, do you?

[Burke]

John Cena posted the following on Twitter earlier regarding his historic first ever face to face confrontation with The Rock tonight on RAW:

CeNation. D Day. No rhymes. No B.S. Dwayne would like me to address him like a man? Well sir. Today u remember the name John Cena.

Rocky better fall back tonight if he knows what’s good for him.

[jayzero42690]

I have to work tonight.....

[Burke]

I have to work tomorrow so I really shouldn‘t be staying up watching RAW…but no way I’m missing Rock vs. Cena tonight. Seriously, Miz better not ruin this. This could be one of the biggest RAW moments in years.

I’m hoping they have two Rock segments tonight. One with Miz in the beginning/middle of the show then one with Cena at the end. The first big Rock-Cena moment is just too big of a deal to be tarnished by The Miz’s (or any other lesser star) involvement tbh.