BP EWR Month 1

[Burke]

Oh yeah...well you'll be losing to Michelle McCool next week.

[Tiffany]

[Tiffany]

[Burke]

That's pretty great...but $110 Trillion? I might have trouble trying to find that kind of money at short notice tbh.

[Tiffany]

oops, i left out the part where you go to prison and i take over the company!

[Burke]

Mar 14, 2011 19:27:40 GMT -5 Tiffany said:

oops, i left out the part where you go to prison and i take over the company!

...You also left out the part were you come crawling back 5 years later to play the role of my mistress on television…then I fire you a year later.

Seriously though, I know you have 100 Charisma and all…but so do I and I’m not getting this kind of praise.




Show 2 will be up later on.

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 2!:

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Even though it got higher ratings than the last one, I wasn’t really happy with this show for some reason. Things should become clearer next show as to what the PPV matches will be.

And our Cena-Miz World title match is going to be way bigger than that little one that’ll be happening irl at some small time event in a couple weeks time.

[Brandon]

Mar 15, 2011 18:31:37 GMT -5 Burke said:

Even though it got higher ratings than the last one, I wasn’t really happy with this show for some reason.

I agree. Not enough of that Brandon fellow for my liking.

[Tiarnán]

I loved it. Melina vs. Maryse sounds fun, and I get to stalk Cody. What more could I ask for?

[Burke]

No Fatties Allowed Episode 3 (3/16...which reminds me, we should've signed Stone Cold):

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So, confirmed matches for the PPV are:

BP World Championship Match - John Cena vs. The Miz
BP Women’s Championship Match - Maryse© vs. Jessica
BP Tag Team Championship Match - Motor City Machine Guns© vs. Worldstrongestman & Mark Henry
No. 1 Contender Ladder Match - Burke vs. Randy Orton
MalFizzle vs. John Morrison & Melina
Hardcore Match: The Beautiful People vs. LayCool

2 more matches will be announced next week (spoiler warning!):

BP European Championship Triple Threat Match - THE Tarrynator© vs. Jason vs. Jayzero
Cody Rhodes vs. Tiarnán

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MC & Astro were the first to demand a promotion to upper-midcard level.

MC & Maryse don’t “click” in the ring together? ...They better start clicking at the PPV or I’ll de-push them both.

Malfunkshun is the first one of us to crack one of the top 5 heel/babyface lists.

I wish they showed that interview in full. I for one want to hear B’s thoughts on simulators and chocolate.

Oh, and now that we're up to date, I seriously can't do this every day...it's a pain in the ass. Once a week is plenty, lol.

[Brandon]

I think the Tiarnán/Cody Rhodes storyline is my favorite so far. lol @ Mutant Couch and Astro getting testy. Just like at WrestleMania, John Cena is going down.

[Burke]

Mar 16, 2011 16:47:36 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Just like at WrestleMania, John Cena is going down.

I can assure you, when I book the finish to this match I will have the best interests of Beautiful Persons at heart. I will not allow petty personal bias to cloud my judgment here.

[Tarry]

Mar 16, 2011 16:40:43 GMT -5 Burke said:

BP European Championship Triple Threat Match - THE Tarrynator© vs. Jason vs. Jayzero

Wait, what?

[Burke]

"Creative didn't have anything for you" so you're just being thrown into the Jayzero-Astro feud for no real logical reason.

[Tarry]

THE Tarrynator vs Douglas Williams vs Wade Barrett would make more sense, but you're the booker.

I best not lose the title to one of those nobodies you've selected.