BP EWR Month 1

[Burke]

Our personal adviser Sophie (I have no idea who she is, lol) advised us that we needed to add another two members to our roster or we would look “unprofessional” for some reason. So I signed Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley because a) they weren’t under written contract to TNA for some reason; b) we needed another tag-team; and c) we were short on babyfaces.

Here are our profiles:











Some other business/news:

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Literally a day in and Mal has already posed for Playboy. I had to lol.

The first show will be up soon.

[Brandon]

Mar 14, 2011 15:56:03 GMT -5 Burke said:

Literally a day in and Mal has already posed for Playboy.

omg lol.

And check you out cracking the top ten merchandise sellers list. Aww, its no wonder we're more successful than ROH.

[Burke]

"John Cena is our top draw and should be the focus of our shows."

I can actually picture Vince telling the WWE writers this every week.

[Brandon]

I can actually picture you telling the WWE writers that every week.

[Burke]

BTW, after the first day, WWE & TNA released a bunch of people. The most notable probably being Naomi & Sin Cara. They also fired a lot of staff. I picked up the ones with the highest skill level (Justin Roberts, Joey Styles, Jamie Noble and a bunch of others) and signed them for us.

[Tiarnán]

Lmao at the TV show name.

This should be great. I'm totally aiming for the European title.

[Tarry]

Mar 14, 2011 16:28:02 GMT -5 Tiarnán said:

I'm totally aiming for the European title.

If Burke goes ahead and places me as the leader of an all new British Invasion, then you'll have some competition there.

[Tiffany]

i admire all the work you've put into this

Mar 14, 2011 15:56:03 GMT -5 Burke said:

Literally a day in and Mal has already posed for Playboy.

sounds like my career is right on track!

[Burke]

Finally…what the world has been waiting for: the season premiere of No Fatties Allowed!


















Oh, and yes…BPX is a total rip-off of Nexus. And you can't have co-leaders...thus why both B & Mal aren't leaders.

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So…Maryse is our inaugural Women’s Champion, the Motor City Machine Guns are our inaugural Tag Team Champions and THE Tarrynator is our inaugural European Champion! We will crown our first BP World champ at our first PPV (“The Beginning“). Next week there will be a mini-tournament featuring John Cena vs. Edge and Randy Orton vs. The Miz. The winners of their respective matches will face each other at the PPV to determine the first BP World Champion.

Kelly Kelly and Alex Shelley were the first two people who complained saying they thought they should be “higher up the card.” Oh, and Tarry & Wade Barrett work well with each other due to their similar styles apparently.

I’ll try to post the next show (Mar 9) tomorrow then the March 16 show on Wednesday so we’ll be up to date.

And btw, I had already booked that show before I saw Tarry’s comment about becoming European Champion…I don’t want you all to think you can pressurise me into booking you favourably...you’ll all get your turn.

[Tarry]

First member of BPX to win a championship... it's good to be me.

[Brandon]

Aww, I won my first match.

I'm sure Alex Riley and I were really duking it out for The Miz's affection. I feel like this game knows me with that spinning back kick and corner bulldog, lol. Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler must be so proud rn.

EDIT: omg @ that Cody Rhodes segment. I can already tell I'm going to love this.

[Burke]

I have a newfound respect for WWE/TNA writers. It’s not easy trying to fit everyone into the one show. At least I managed to shoehorn John Cena into the main event spot though.

[Tiffany]

Mar 14, 2011 16:28:02 GMT -5 Tiarnán said:

Lmao at the TV show name.

right? i wonder what skinny, gorgeous, and intelligent individual came up with it tbh!

[Burke]

You thought I was going to come up with all this by myself?? Please, we're only one show in and I already resorted to basically stealing WWE's biggest storyline from last year. We're much more talented/relevant/hotter than Nexus though, so it will be far superior in every way possible, I'm sure.

[Tiffany]

you'll be hearing from my lawyer.