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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 28, 2012 19:00:30 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Apr 28, 2012 19:02:47 GMT -5
I officially hate you.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 28, 2012 19:12:40 GMT -5
Is this better?  |
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Post by Tiarnán on Apr 28, 2012 19:13:31 GMT -5
the first one isn't working for me.
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Post by Tiarnán on Apr 28, 2012 19:14:46 GMT -5
oh. eww.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 8, 2012 14:20:22 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on May 11, 2012 8:48:14 GMT -5
Have Your Child Stalked by an Evil Clown! There have been several creedy children's party clowns on TV, like The Simpson's Krusty and Psychoville's Mr. Jolly. But now real life is offering us one as well. Actor Dominic Deville has set up an "Evil Clown" service in Lucerne, Switzerland, through which he will stalk your child with creepy messages for a week, and then smash a birthday cake into their face. More info after the jump. It's nice to see fans putting their love of horror movies to practical, innovative use... The U.K.'s Metro reports that "Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes." "He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. "But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. "He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack' involves being splatted in the face with a cake. "‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,' said Deville. "‘The clown's one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.' "If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit', they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that's alright then. "The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don't fancy the cost of child therapy. Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It's all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there. "‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.' "Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King's It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. "The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns. "But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,' he added. "‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids' lives is what we are all about.'"
This is fantasically creepy. There's some really bad parents out there if they actually hire this guy to stalk their children. Also, I like to think they purposely slipped a Psychoville joke into the opening line. The character's name is Mr. Jelly, but he's always confused for his rival clown Mr. Jolly. |
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Post by Brandon on May 11, 2012 14:28:34 GMT -5
I'm adopting just so I can do this.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 20, 2012 15:55:03 GMT -5
 Anime fans... |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 9, 2012 4:03:02 GMT -5
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Post by Tarry on Aug 6, 2012 12:05:21 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 8, 2012 20:10:12 GMT -5
 Uh...  You guys might want to start watching your back after sundown. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Aug 14, 2012 18:29:08 GMT -5
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Post by Current Mr. El on Aug 15, 2012 1:13:42 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2012 8:58:55 GMT -5
What? I think that's a cute pic of Brooke.  |
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