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Post by Tiffany on Mar 8, 2011 23:00:03 GMT -5
Ever had an inkling that some professional wrestlers may not be right in the head, for whatever reason? Too many bumps in the ring, perhaps? While being as sensitive as we can, I think it's worth it to explore these feelings. Here are a few wrestlers that have peaked my Re-Re Meter™ over the years. Suspect: Matt Hardy Diagnosis: Claims a troupe of imaginary friends he calls his "MFers." Spouts off at any given time; has two left feet (probably webbed toes as well).
Suspect: Jeff Hardy Diagnosis: Genetics. Lesser of two Hardy evils. Alternate personality named "Itchweeed."
Suspect: Lita Diagnosis: Bouts of body spasms akin to Tourettes Syndrome. Thick lower mandible. Dated Matt Hardy.
Suspect: Natalya Diagnosis: Possible product of incest. See: Hart Family. Overly-excited nature. Unhealthy infatuation with Uncle Bret Hart. Posted this photo on Myspace soon after Benoit Massacre '07. Clearly, someone who struggles with poor judgment.
Suspect: Melina Diagnosis: Thinks she is a Power Ranger. Classic case of 'Identity Crisis.'
Suspect: Mickie JamesDiagnosis:
Suspect: Matt Striker Diagnosis: Inflated sense of self-importance. Loudmouth tendencies. Frequent displays of public indecency. Irregular knuckle-to-shaft ratio.
Suspect: Tiffany Diagnosis: Sloped Forehead.
 Note: This purely scientific study is not meant to offend, but to observe. Please contribute at your discretion! |
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Post by Brandon on Mar 8, 2011 23:44:54 GMT -5
Suspect: Madison Rayne Diagnosis: Identity crisis. Madison went a little too far channeling her former tag team partners last year after they kicked her too the curb. Seen here wearing Velvet's belt and signature ripped jeans, she also went for Angelina's classic double bra for double support look. Madison also changed her hair so that it was a combination of the two Knockouts. Velvet's two-tone color with Angelina's loose curl style. This inspiration was also apparent in her act, incorporating shrieking into her matches and going out and finding her own underling in Tara. After being called out on said treason (by me) Madison quietly returned Velvet and Angelina's wardrobe to their respective bags and began channeling Stephanie McMahon in hopes we wouldn't notice (we do).
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Post by Current Mr. El on Mar 9, 2011 12:04:38 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Mar 9, 2011 15:11:32 GMT -5
Suspect: Scott Steiner
Diagnosis: Where to begin? Let’s have a look...
is seemingly confused at all times
still coming to terms with the practice of forming complete, coherent sentences
sucks at math
…and history
can’t keep his pants on
enjoys playing with pogo sticks
has anger management issues
In closing, I think we can all agree that Scotty is very special.
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Post by Burke on Mar 30, 2011 17:48:34 GMT -5
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Post by jayzero42690 on Mar 30, 2011 18:09:16 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Mar 30, 2011 18:12:24 GMT -5
I could go on all day really Please do. EDIT: You should've included this:  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2011 18:25:11 GMT -5
More on Madison.
Not only did she rip off Angelina & Velvet's wardrobes, gimmick and mannerisms. She also ripped off Zack Ryder's finisher the Zack Attack.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 2, 2011 19:52:46 GMT -5
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 2, 2011 20:15:53 GMT -5
Lex Luger
Diagnosis: I don't knoooooow.
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Post by Burke on Aug 3, 2011 17:38:58 GMT -5
Suspect: Eve Torres Clumsy and uncoordinated Vulgar Severe issues with her temper (seriously, she's such a bully, Maryse ain't do shit to her here) Can't sing No rhythm Friends with Matt Hardy  I rest my case. |
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Post by Tiarnán on Aug 3, 2011 17:46:36 GMT -5
Class A Bitch imo. And not the good kind.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 3, 2011 20:46:44 GMT -5
In addition to Eve's condition which has been so thoroughly analyzed by Dr. Burke, lets not forget Eve's tendency to combat inanimate objects. Or do you all need to be reminded of Eve's bout with the bottom rope? That girl crazy. |
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2013 15:53:29 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jan 29, 2016 20:53:20 GMT -5
She is crazy.
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