MTV's eternally shirtless Jersey Shore boys Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino are going to be shocked when they see their orange skins on the cover of Village Voice today under this headline: "The Guido Ideal Goes On The Down-Low in Jersey." The NY Post reports that the readily de-shirted reality bimbos–curiously sans hot piece Pauly D.–were duped into posing for the Village Voice's annual gay issue, on newsstands today. The cover story features an expose on real-life "down low" Jersey shore guidos.