My Brush With Fame

[Brandon]

I got a very interesting caller at work today. None other than TNA alumni, Jenna Morasca. At first I doubted it was really her, because what are the chances that she would call in and get the one person who knew who she was? Nevertheless, it turns out Ms. Morasca was in fact blowing up my telephone. She was kind of bitchy, sighing and being impatient when we were barely on the phone for five minutes. She said she needed her phone fixed because she had ~important business calls to make. Girrrrl, bye! Quickest way to get you transferred.

Looking back on it, I wish I wouldn't have been so doubtful so I could have broken character and asked her for some dirt from her time with TNA. As well as asked if Velvet and Angelina are that fabulous irl.

Never forget:

[Burke]

I hope you transferred her to the wrong department to piss her off further. That's what I used to always do when someone was giving me attitude. Of course, I quit/was fired after 4 days, so bear that in mind.

[Tiffany]

I live vicariously through your experience. This is beautiful.