The Donald Trump one is ridiculous when you think that just a few years later he has a realistic chance of becoming president.
"Trump says he wants to run for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home." - Snoop Dogg
"Donald, you’re also responsible for that awful show The Apprentice. The worst part of that show is having to look at your face. Your face is so big and bloated with such a bad hairpiece, I’m surprised it’s not married to Kelly Preston pretending not to be gay." - Whitney Cummings
"The Donald and I have a lot in common: We both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter." - Jeff Ross
"Melania, you look so beautiful tonight. Give her a round of applause. You’ve been such a good sport. So gorgeous. These two are so compatible, because they both yell out Donald’s name when they climax." - Jeff Ross
"And now you’re going to run for president. Don’t you think that’s a really cool idea, you guys? You'll keep them honest. You’ll keep them honest, Donald. Personally I hope you win because I can’t wait for the assassi... I mean inauguration." - Jeff Ross