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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2015 2:15:18 GMT -5
I don't think he knows what he's gotten himself into. They're going to destroy him.
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Post by Burke on Feb 26, 2015 14:37:12 GMT -5
I don't think they'll go that hard on him. All the jokes that air will have been approved by him.
The Pamela Anderson roast is still my favourite, mainly due to Courtney Love.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 5:40:52 GMT -5
They already had more than enough to work with. Don't give them more ammo by going to your roast dressed like The Joker.
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Post by Burke on Mar 15, 2015 8:06:44 GMT -5
I wish Bill Burr was one of the roasters. I can picture him doing a 15 minute rant that reduces Biebs to tears.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 21:26:38 GMT -5
A couple jokes from the show: "You have it all… except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy." – Chris D'Elia
"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." – Hannibal Buress
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right." – Snoop
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." – Natasha Legerro
"Justin... you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low... and he uses your music to torture people." – Shaq
"Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower." – Martha Stewart
"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta." – Kevin Hart
"You act so much like a p--sy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." – Ludacris
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do." - Jeff Ross They said he laughed at all of them except the last one. Does that mean Jeff won? Look at Martha Stewart's 73 year old ass tho These were just preview jokes. Apparently they got much worse.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 21:41:36 GMT -5
Oh, and also, Shaq and Kevin Hart standing next to eachother:
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 15, 2015 23:03:32 GMT -5
See, now if Shaq told him to eat his ass instead of Kobe it would make sense.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 16, 2015 23:30:18 GMT -5
I still don't know why they didn't get Sheik to do it.
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Post by Burke on Mar 17, 2015 4:25:19 GMT -5
Finding out that Sheik himself isn't the one actually responsible for his tweets was like finding out that Santa isn't real. They're still funny but the magic is kinda gone.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 10:05:22 GMT -5
Finding out that Sheik himself isn't the one actually responsible for his tweets was like finding out that Santa isn't real. They're still funny but the magic is kinda gone. .....what? Santa isn't real?
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Post by Burke on Mar 18, 2015 15:38:39 GMT -5
A couple jokes from the show: "You have it all… except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy." – Chris D'Elia
"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." – Hannibal Buress
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right." – Snoop
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." – Natasha Legerro
"Justin... you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low... and he uses your music to torture people." – Shaq
"Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower." – Martha Stewart
"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta." – Kevin Hart
"You act so much like a p--sy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." – Ludacris
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do." - Jeff Ross They said he laughed at all of them except the last one. Does that mean Jeff won? Look at Martha Stewart's 73 year old ass tho These were just preview jokes. Apparently they got much worse. Here are some more: Kevin Hart: "Justin's Canadian. He's actually considered American, because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole."
Pete Davidson: "My cast mate on SNL Kate McKinnon does a perfect impression of Justin. Perfect. Right down to the clit."
Natasha Leggero: "Justin's fans are called Beliebers, because these days it's considered politically incorrect to use the term retards." "Justin, Selena Gomez had to fuck you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history."
Chris D'Elia: "Why are you here? This is a terrible idea. You're about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez." "You're such a bitch, you have a bigger clit than the one Bruce Jenner wants."
Ron Burgundy: "This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs." "People refer to Mr. Bieber as a kid or a boy. Well here's a news flash, gang: He's a man. A full-grown man, who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for 9-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater."
Jeff Ross: "You've become a cocky little shit. You are the King Joffrey of pop." "If Anne Frank had heard your music, she would've Uber'd to Auschwitz." "Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their haircut."
Snoop Dogg: "You have left so many horrible and unwatchable videos, you should change your name to Vanilla ISIS." "When you get to the county jail, hear me, you're gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez."
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Post by Burke on Apr 1, 2015 9:33:08 GMT -5
I watched this last night. It was kinda pointless though since I had already read the spoilers and knew all the jokes that were coming.
Martha Stewart stole the show.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 12:59:25 GMT -5
Same, I wish I hadn't read the spoilers, and they should've aired it at the beginning of the month. It was really funny tho. My DVR cut off Biebs apology speech at the end tho, oops lol.
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