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Post by Burke on Dec 10, 2014 13:28:15 GMT -5
www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/who-is-your-celebrity-arch-nemesisYou got: Justin Bieber Even though you’re in no way romantically linked with Selena Gomez, Bieber has a dozen eggs and he’s ready to throw them at your house. He’s been working out and bleached his hair so keep an eye out for an oversized troll doll with tattoos lurking in your neighborhood. Please, I'd whoop his ass worse than Orlando Bloom.
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Post by Brandon on Dec 10, 2014 13:40:10 GMT -5
You got: Christina Aguilera Because you didn't buy "Lotus" OR "Bionic" on iTunes, Xtina is out to get you. She has a spray tan ready to drip all over you and there really isn't much you can do about it. It would probably be best if you quit everything you're doing and prayed for Godney Spears' help and assistance at this time.I knew it. Please, I'd whoop his ass worse than Orlando Bloom. You wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 10, 2014 15:42:53 GMT -5
You got: Anne Jacqueline Hathaway  Anne acts like she doesn’t have a problem with you, when in reality, she performs an Oscar-worthy monologue in her bathroom mirror about making your life “les miserable” after every bubble bath she takes. She’s so shady she wouldn’t even thank you in her award speech after portraying you in a biopic about your life. Yes. |
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Post by Tarry on Dec 12, 2014 22:27:34 GMT -5
You got: Madonna Yikes! Madonna thinks you’re the reductive version of her and she’ll stop at nothing to suck the youth out of you so she can live another 100 years. You have four minutes to save yourself. I can safely say I've never been called the reductive version of Madonna before today. |
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