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Post by Brandon on Aug 13, 2014 18:40:01 GMT -5
Hold me, dear sistrens. My thirsT is real. What is this meat festival called? Am on my way.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2014 18:47:35 GMT -5
He really is fine as fuck. He's the hottest thing to come out of the UK since The Beatles the Spice Girls.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 13, 2014 18:52:49 GMT -5
He's the hottest thing to come out of the UK since T he Beatles the Spice Girls. Sorry, Burke. HQ and untagged pictures. Open them in new tab if you want full and high dimensional view. Jesus take the wheel I'm about to crash.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2014 19:00:00 GMT -5
I can't take
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Post by Burke on Aug 13, 2014 19:02:06 GMT -5
Oh.
Never heard of this ho.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 13, 2014 19:10:22 GMT -5
You might know him from the cover of Attitude, where he was quoted in stating he has a big dick: 'The Only way is Essex' star says he is "confident" about the size of his manhood and claims it's so large that he wouldn't consider getting a tattoo down below because there wouldn't be enough ink to finish the artwork.
Speaking in the latest issue of Attitude magazine, Dan laughed: "Probably not [down there], the pain would be unbelievable and, of course, there ain't enough ink to do the job.
Dan admits his muscles could be larger, but he insists he doesn't wish to be better endowed as his manhood is already big enough.
He added: "I'm quite happy with my muscles. I'd like 'em a bit bigger but I'm fine with 'em. And I've already got a big dick!"
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 13, 2014 21:11:04 GMT -5
Uh... maybe I need to learn to drive.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 14, 2014 1:53:22 GMT -5
Nevermind. Looking at the pictures off my phone made me aware that the guy actually has a full sleeve of Michael Jackson.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 14, 2014 7:10:20 GMT -5
FUCK ME DAN OSBORNE.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 21, 2014 11:42:05 GMT -5
Dan Osborne to do ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
The ice will probably melt as soon as it touches him. Please do it in a pair of flimsy white briefs.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 22, 2014 16:35:24 GMT -5
HE DID IT NAKED.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 22, 2014 16:37:58 GMT -5
I would lick that ice water off of the ground with my tongue just because it touched his body.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 16:40:07 GMT -5
He treats his fans so well
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Post by Brandon on Aug 22, 2014 16:49:04 GMT -5
I need for him to rearrange my organs.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 19:54:16 GMT -5
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