Post by Burke on Aug 7, 2013 14:14:43 GMT -5
“Mom, Kitty’s being a dildo.” – Cartman
“Then I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” – Cartman’s Mom
"People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing." – Cordelia Chase
“Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist, the world’s first “analrapist.” – Tobias Funke
Lindsay Bluth: “I care deeply for nature.”
Michael Bluth: “You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.”
Lindsay: “Well, I don’t care about ostriches.”
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up for work tomorrow then don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
“Then I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” – Cartman’s Mom
"People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing." – Cordelia Chase
“Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist, the world’s first “analrapist.” – Tobias Funke
Lindsay Bluth: “I care deeply for nature.”
Michael Bluth: “You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.”
Lindsay: “Well, I don’t care about ostriches.”
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up for work tomorrow then don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
