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Post by Burke on May 13, 2013 13:01:26 GMT -5
Assume they’re all in their 80’s/early 90’s prime. [/img] Vs.  Vs.  Vs.  Vs.  [/center] |
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Post by Tarry on May 13, 2013 13:05:44 GMT -5
This isn't fair! I can't decide between Jackie Chan, Jean-Claude Van Damme or Bruce Lee  |
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Post by Burke on May 13, 2013 13:08:35 GMT -5
I couldn't decide either so I just went with Bruce Willis since he's my favourite.
There's no way any of his characters could outlast all those others in a fight though. In fact he'd probably end up being the first to die actually.
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Post by jayzero42690 on May 13, 2013 13:22:14 GMT -5
Chuck Norris
It's physically impossible for him to not be the last man standing. Gravity falls under the influence of the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Burke on May 13, 2013 13:27:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris It's physically impossible for him to not be the last man standing. Gravity falls under the influence of the laws of Chuck Norris. They disagree:  Or maybe they're just sore losers. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 14, 2013 11:31:38 GMT -5
Well, Bruce Lee died in the 70s so he would already be out of the way.
Jean-Claude Van Damme would immediately go into Double Impact mode and kill himself.
Steven Seagal would just be in the corner pretending to know karate and demonstrating to absolutely nobody.
While Sylvester Stallone sees Dolph Lundgren and forgets he's not really Rocky and decides to avenge Apollo Creed. Sly wins, but Estelle Getty for some reason is just hanging around with a large gun and accidentally shoots him. Not wanting to go down for that shit she then takes off.
Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger will get into a pseudo-political debate and while that's going on Bruce Willis sneaks up and attacks. He takes out Arnold and shoots Norris, but Norris gets a roundhouse kick in before keeling over. The kick has enough momentum to knock Willis into the vat of acid that is just lying around for some reason.
Jackie Chan will look around at everyone fighting, roll his eyes and then take off to record another album.
Meanwhile Seagal is finally done with his demonstration, looks up and sees the mess, assumes his karate skills are responsible and walks off after saying, "I guess they've been Seagaled." Not liking his corny line he goes back in and attempts another take, but he slips in Van Damme's blood and impales himself on an anchor.
So, I guess Estelle Getty?
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Post by Angelwings on May 17, 2013 4:51:47 GMT -5
Realistically Norris would probably win unless Lee were eligible.
Chuck gets on my nerves with his hardliner this and Total Gym that, so I went beyond the pale for Bruce anyway.
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Post by Wolfgang on Nov 2, 2014 21:01:59 GMT -5
Jean Claude all day.
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