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Post by Burke on Dec 28, 2012 15:44:10 GMT -5
Last year’s predictions were hit and miss. My 2013 Predictions: Hell will finally freeze over: Rosa Mendes and JTG will be released. Ryback vs. Big Show will happen at WrestleMania. Ryback will try and hit his finisher on Show and completely screw it up. It will be a botch talked about for years to come like Brock Lesnar’s Shooting Star Press a decade ago. RAW will go back to 2 hours after WrestleMania. Eve will leave WWE to get married/spend more time with her MMA fighter boyfriend. Sin Cara will injure myself.My Hopes for 2013: Undertaker vs. John Cena – I Quit Match – WrestleMania. Naomi wins the Divas Championship. The Rock wins the WWE Championship at Royal Rumble. *If my first hope doesn’t happen* John Cena wins the Royal Rumble and finally defeats Rock at WrestleMania. Jeff Hardy returns to WWE.One that's a hope and a prediction: Chris Jericho returns to WWE as a babyface.
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Post by Brandon on Dec 28, 2012 16:14:16 GMT -5
I agree that Eve will retire to settle down.
Naomi & Cameron will transition into wrestling roles. Naomi will at least become the #1 contender to the Divas Championship again.
AJ and Kaitlyn will wrestle for the Divas title on PPV.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Dec 28, 2012 19:23:31 GMT -5
Punk will hold the WWE Championship until WrestleMania
Brock Lesnar, Christian, Sin Cara, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne will return during the Royal Rumble
The New Age Outlaws will win (or at least fight for) the Tag Titles
Dolph Ziggler will finally win the World Title and AJ will win the Divas Title. They'll hold the belts simultaneously.
Christian, Mark Henry and Undertaker will retire
A HUGE name will pass away
Macho Man will finally be put in the Hall of Fame
Paige will be called up to the main roster and paired with Wade Barrett
Cody Rhodes and Daniel Bryan will shave
Alicia Fox and Rosa Mendes will leave
John Lauranaitis will return for a one off appearance during WrestleMania season, then be gone from the company before the year is done.
Shane McMahon will make a surprise appearance, and despite being backstage at every show, Stephanie will not.
Vince will have another very entertaining match, making all the guys that are less than half his age look terrible.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 29, 2012 0:25:46 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler will finally reach his full potential when he dumps AJ and teams up with Justin Gabriel. They'll be the Fellatio Brothers and will basically be the Val Venis of tag team gay porn stars. I cannot wait. Prime Time Players will be their biggest rivals.
Daniel Bryan and John Cena will continue banging Bellas and eventually become brothers-in-law. This will be the start of their new stable which will include Wade Barrett, because he's overdue for yet another entrance theme change. It will also include Alex Riley as John Cena's cousin Tim that everyone conveniently forgets about.
Hornswoggle and Khali will continue teaming together and eventually win the tag titles. They'll finally come out as twin brothers and Khali's already impressive Arnold impersonation will evolve further. Hornswoggle will cut and dye his hair to better resemble Danny Devito.
After finally losing his shit about AJ's inferior chest region, Lawler will strap Brodus Clay and AJ down on tables and perform a live breast swap on the two. AJ will then win the Diva's title.
Fandango will finally debut. Afterwards 40% of the live audience's heads will explode due to the brilliance of his gimmick. He will then become the David Hasselhoff of America. He'll be given his own hour long spin-off show on Bravo and West Hollywood will name him their honorary king.
After weeks of heated arguments Antonio Cesaro and Aksana will compete in an Ass-lympics to determine who has the better posterior. After winning Cesaro will drop Aksana as his valet and bring out his ass-mentor Billy Gunn to manage him from there on out.
I'm pretty excited for 2013, honestly.
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Post by Brandon on Dec 29, 2012 10:32:32 GMT -5
God I wish you were booking these shows irl. Dolph Ziggler will finally reach his full potential when he dumps AJ and teams up with Justin Gabriel. They'll be the Fellatio Brothers and will basically be the Val Venis of tag team gay porn stars. I cannot wait. Prime Time Players will be their biggest rivals.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jan 27, 2013 23:03:00 GMT -5
Punk will hold the WWE Championship until WrestleManiaBrock Lesnar, Christian, Sin Cara, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne will return during the Royal Rumble The New Age Outlaws will win (or at least fight for) the Tag Titles Dolph Ziggler will finally win the World Title and AJ will win the Divas Title. They'll hold the belts simultaneously. Christian, Mark Henry and Undertaker will retire A HUGE name will pass away Macho Man will finally be put in the Hall of Fame Paige will be called up to the main roster and paired with Wade Barrett Cody Rhodes and Daniel Bryan will shave Alicia Fox and Rosa Mendes will leave John Lauranaitis will return for a one off appearance during WrestleMania season, then be gone from the company before the year is done. Shane McMahon will make a surprise appearance, and despite being backstage at every show, Stephanie will not. Vince will have another very entertaining match, making all the guys that are less than half his age look terrible. Well... off to a bad start Jason
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Post by Tarry on Jan 27, 2013 23:17:17 GMT -5
A HUGE name will pass away Is this a hope or a prediction?
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jan 28, 2013 4:41:26 GMT -5
Depends on who it is tbh
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 8, 2013 21:48:11 GMT -5
Fandango will finally debut. Afterwards 40% of the live audience's heads will explode due to the brilliance of his gimmick. He will then become the David Hasselhoff of America. I'm just going to chalk this up as to accurate. All I really need to do is replace America with the UK.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jul 2, 2013 3:13:46 GMT -5
I was bored, and since we're officially half way through the year, I decided to give us scores on how we've done so far, pretending hopes were also predictions so it would be easier to calculate.
Burke Hell will finally freeze over: Rosa Mendes and JTG will be released. - Pending Ryback vs. Big Show will happen at WrestleMania. Ryback will try and hit his finisher on Show and completely screw it up. It will be a botch talked about for years to come like Brock Lesnar’s Shooting Star Press a decade ago. - Miss RAW will go back to 2 hours after WrestleMania. - Miss Eve will leave WWE to get married/spend more time with her MMA fighter boyfriend. - Hit Sin Cara will injure myself. - Hit (assuming you meant himself) Undertaker vs. John Cena – I Quit Match – WrestleMania. - Miss Naomi wins the Divas Championship. - Pending The Rock wins the WWE Championship at Royal Rumble. - Hit *If my first hope doesn’t happen* John Cena wins the Royal Rumble and finally defeats Rock at WrestleMania. - Hit Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. - Pending Chris Jericho returns to WWE as a babyface. - Hit Accuracy Rating: 62.5%
B I agree that Eve will retire to settle down. - Hit Naomi & Cameron will transition into wrestling roles. Naomi will at least become the #1 contender to the Divas Championship again. - Hit/Pending AJ and Kaitlyn will wrestle for the Divas title on PPV. - Hit Accuracy Raiting: 100%
Jayzero Punk will hold the WWE Championship until WrestleMania - Miss Brock Lesnar, Christian, Sin Cara, Mark Henry and Evan Bourne will return during the Royal Rumble - Miss The New Age Outlaws will win (or at least fight for) the Tag Titles - Pending Dolph Ziggler will finally win the World Title and AJ will win the Divas Title. They'll hold the belts simultaneously. - Hit Christian, Mark Henry and Undertaker will retire - Pending A HUGE name will pass away - Hit Macho Man will finally be put in the Hall of Fame - Miss Paige will be called up to the main roster and paired with Wade Barrett - Pending Cody Rhodes and Daniel Bryan will shave - Pending & Praying Alicia Fox and Rosa Mendes will leave - Pending John Lauranaitis will return for a one off appearance during WrestleMania season, then be gone from the company before the year is done. - Hit/Pending Shane McMahon will make a surprise appearance, and despite being backstage at every show, Stephanie will not. - Pending/Miss Vince will have another very entertaining match, making all the guys that are less than half his age look terrible. - Pending Accuracy Rating: 42.8%
MC Dolph Ziggler will finally reach his full potential when he dumps AJ and teams up with Justin Gabriel. They'll be the Fellatio Brothers and will basically be the Val Venis of tag team gay porn stars. I cannot wait. Prime Time Players will be their biggest rivals. - Pending Daniel Bryan and John Cena will continue banging Bellas and eventually become brothers-in-law. This will be the start of their new stable which will include Wade Barrett, because he's overdue for yet another entrance theme change. It will also include Alex Riley as John Cena's cousin Tim that everyone conveniently forgets about. - Pending Hornswoggle and Khali will continue teaming together and eventually win the tag titles. They'll finally come out as twin brothers and Khali's already impressive Arnold impersonation will evolve further. Hornswoggle will cut and dye his hair to better resemble Danny Devito. - Pending After finally losing his shit about AJ's inferior chest region, Lawler will strap Brodus Clay and AJ down on tables and perform a live breast swap on the two. AJ will then win the Diva's title. - Pending/Hit Fandango will finally debut. Afterwards 40% of the live audience's heads will explode due to the brilliance of his gimmick. He will then become the David Hasselhoff of America. He'll be given his own hour long spin-off show on Bravo and West Hollywood will name him their honorary king. - Hit/Pending After weeks of heated arguments Antonio Cesaro and Aksana will compete in an Ass-lympics to determine who has the better posterior. After winning Cesaro will drop Aksana as his valet and bring out his ass-mentor Billy Gunn to manage him from there on out. - Miss Accuracy Rating: 66.6%
I'm gonna add some more for the 2nd half of the year too:
Daniel Bryan will win the WWE title from John Cena Dolph Ziggler's face turn is going to bomb worse than Del Rio's and he'll be heel again before Survivor Series Cody Rhodes will turn face RVD will be suspended for smoking pot. A recently returned Evan Bourne will be caught with him and then fired for his 3rd strike. TNA will still have at least one incredibly stupid faction filled with guys they have no idea what to do with at the end of the year.
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Post by Burke on Jul 2, 2013 7:49:14 GMT -5
I've been hoping for and predicting Undertaker vs. John Cena at WrestleMania for what feels like years now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:25:50 GMT -5
UPDATE on the Pendings Since the year is over and Burke started a new thread
Burke Hell will finally freeze over: Rosa Mendes and JTG will be released. - Miss Naomi wins the Divas Championship. - Miss Jeff Hardy returns to WWE. - Miss
B Naomi will at least become the #1 contender to the Divas Championship again. - Hit
Jayzero The New Age Outlaws will win (or at least fight for) the Tag Titles - Miss Christian, Mark Henry and Undertaker will retire - Miss Paige will be called up to the main roster and paired with Wade Barrett - Miss Cody Rhodes and Daniel Bryan will shave - Hit/Miss Alicia Fox and Rosa Mendes will leave - Miss John Lauranaitis will return for a one off appearance during WrestleMania season, then be gone from the company before the year is done. - Hit/Miss Shane McMahon will make a surprise appearance, and despite being backstage at every show, Stephanie will not. - Miss Vince will have another very entertaining match, making all the guys that are less than half his age look terrible. - Miss - Daniel Bryan will win the WWE title from John Cena - Hit Dolph Ziggler's face turn is going to bomb worse than Del Rio's and he'll be heel again before Survivor Series - Hit/Miss Cody Rhodes will turn face - Hit RVD will be suspended for smoking pot. A recently returned Evan Bourne will be caught with him and then fired for his 3rd strike. - Surprising Miss TNA will still have at least one incredibly stupid faction filled with guys they have no idea what to do with at the end of the year. - Surprising Miss
MC Dolph Ziggler will finally reach his full potential when he dumps AJ and teams up with Justin Gabriel. They'll be the Fellatio Brothers and will basically be the Val Venis of tag team gay porn stars. I cannot wait. Prime Time Players will be their biggest rivals. - Hit/Unfortunate Miss Daniel Bryan and John Cena will continue banging Bellas and eventually become brothers-in-law. This will be the start of their new stable which will include Wade Barrett, because he's overdue for yet another entrance theme change. It will also include Alex Riley as John Cena's cousin Tim that everyone conveniently forgets about. - Hit/Miss Hornswoggle and Khali will continue teaming together and eventually win the tag titles. They'll finally come out as twin brothers and Khali's already impressive Arnold impersonation will evolve further. Hornswoggle will cut and dye his hair to better resemble Danny Devito. - Unfortunate Miss After finally losing his shit about AJ's inferior chest region, Lawler will strap Brodus Clay and AJ down on tables and perform a live breast swap on the two. AJ will then win the Diva's title. - Miss/Hit Fandango will finally debut. Afterwards 40% of the live audience's heads will explode due to the brilliance of his gimmick. He will then become the David Hasselhoff of America. He'll be given his own hour long spin-off show on Bravo and West Hollywood will name him their honorary king. - Hit/Unfortunate Miss
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Post by Tarry on Dec 30, 2013 19:59:55 GMT -5
Oh, shit. My one hope/prediction for this year was for Magnus to become World Champion, but I never made a real contribution to this thread, oops.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 31, 2013 15:20:01 GMT -5
Honestly, the real miss here is WWE not following through with my predictions. They would have made even more millions.
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Post by Tarry on Jan 29, 2014 13:11:44 GMT -5
TNA will still have at least one incredibly stupid faction filled with guys they have no idea what to do with at the end of the year. - Surprising MissI swear this one came true. Didn't Dixieland (or whatever they're calling themselves) debut before the new year?
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