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Post by Brandon on Jul 14, 2012 15:40:15 GMT -5
I recently saw these photos online and immediately my spider senses started tingling.  
Quiet as it's kept, I think Randy Orton and Brooke Adams had a low key relationship while Randy was engaged. Judging from these pictures of them at the 2007 Hall of Fame ceremony, it would have been right around the time Randy got married. He had to cut things off when he and Samantha tied the knot and Brooke didn't take it well, leading to her untimely and suspiciously quiet release. We know WWE is not above this ( Terrell vs. Galloway), but since there were no legalities involved, they were able to keep it quite and protect one of their top stars by paying Brooke a generous amount of hush money. The office then made up the story about the boots to put the heat on Melina and cover themselves. Two birds, one stone. I see you, WWE. Feel free to share your own. |
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 14, 2012 16:19:47 GMT -5
They share a jawline. It is plausible, but why would they try to get poor Melina in trouble with the tabloids again? Was ECW touring with Raw or SD at that point?
I've shared my Morrison theory, complete with evidence, but I'll see if I can come up with some others.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 14, 2012 16:44:55 GMT -5
It is plausible, but why would they try to get poor Melina in trouble with the tabloids again? Because everyone hates Melina.  I've shared my Morrison theory, complete with evidence, but I'll see if I can come up with some others. Ugh. I don't even remember, but I'm sure it wreaked of truth. |
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Post by Tiarnán on Jul 14, 2012 17:51:23 GMT -5
I'm going to repost it but more succinctly this time.
Theory:
John Morrison is a closeted homosexual, and his relationship with Melina is a ruse to hide this. She is aware of it and has been since before they started going out. We know that they met during Tough Enough try-outs and hit it off there, and that Melina had a crush on him but couldn't act on it due to her being in a relationship. John claims to have felt the same way. He recognised her beauty (naturally), but being gay couldn't take it any further than that.
The two met up again in OVW a few years later, both single, and became close friends. John revealed his secret to her as they grew closer and closer, and Melina offered to play the role of beard with him, secretly relishing in any opportunity to be with John, who by this point she was in love with. Of course she realised nothing could truly ever happen, but she wanted to take it as far as possible, and also wanted to help her best friend out.
Now, Melina entered a relationship with Batista in (I believe 2005). Batista insists that John and Melina weren't together at this point, but interestingly many people backstage seem to oppose this notion. This is where the line begins to blur: Melina and John were still keen to hide the truth, but Melina needed a man to fulfil her needs physically. Initially Melina wanted to keep the relationship with Batista a secret to protect John, but they just weren't careful enough and the cat got out of the bag. This of course wasn't aided by the fact that John, Melina's closest friend, was willing to drive her to Batista's when they were out on dates, which explains that particular rumour.
To get around backstage gossip, Melina and John cooled it off on the quasi-relationship for a short while, as we know that they broke up for a period between 2006 and 2009. However, in spite of this they remained highly close, as Melina routinely praised John for being one of the company's top men and John did the same with Melina, deeming her the greatest diva in WWE history and keeping fans updated during her initial injury.
During his time with WWE, John has by my count had relationships with two men. One of these men was none other than Shane McMahon, who was engaged in an affair with John throughout 2009. Initially things were kept completely quiet but people began to grow suspicious in April/May. We know this because a) Shane was abruptly written off of WWE television at this point, and at the same time John quickly got back 'together' with Melina, clearly in attempt to again put any rumours to rest. Unfortunately even this didn't stop the proof from arising in the McMahon household, which led to the mysterious and unexplained bust-up between father and son that saw Shane depart the company in October. No specific reason was ever given for Shane's resignation, but given John's sudden depush following this period (he went from main eventing SmackDown to dropping his IC title to newcomer Drew McIntyre), things look pretty clear.
Vince can never reveal John's secret as it would reveal the truth re: his son Shane, and so WWE HQ leaked a story about Melina and Batista to the tabloids as a cover to explain Vince's refusal to get behind a Morrison push. An outright release would have made things too obvious, and so Vince played things smartly, first depushing and then releasing Melina who he was quite fond of in spite of this (we know from reports she was a favourite of his) but had to act against to get to John. Ultimately John quit the company on what were supposedly his own terms.
As for John's other relationship with a man, this occurred sometime around late 2010/early 2010. The most compelling piece of evidence for this is series of tweets from none other than John's girlfriend (ahem) Melina on New Year's night, which read as follows:
“I wish I could b perfect enough.”
“I wish I was him. I truly wanted to be the perfect woman for you.”
Now, in spite of these tweets which clearly hint that Melina wasn't truly with John in some way, shape or form as far as their relationship goes, they quickly patched it up later that day, with Melina explaining that they were still together and posting a photo of herself and John hugging on Twitter. The tweets from early that morning were deleted, but the evidence remains.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 14, 2012 18:15:41 GMT -5
Theory: John Morrison is a closeted homosexual Ugh. You could have stopped there and I still would have backed you, tbh. Are you sure Melina didn't DM this to you in confidence? I can't find a lie. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 14, 2012 19:06:56 GMT -5
The most obvious one really, Darren Young is just John Cena doing black face. Any matches and interaction between the two are obviously taped beforehand and edited heavily.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 14, 2012 19:15:24 GMT -5
The most obvious one really, Darren Young is just John Cena doing black face. Any matches and interaction between the two are obviously taped beforehand and edited heavily. Ugh. Which explains why Darren Young was "injured" shortly after the Nexus/Cena angle began. He was temporarily written off because the effects were too costly. Notice we haven't seen them in the same place at the same time since? I knew this thread would brew tea.  |
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Post by Burke on Jul 15, 2012 11:10:52 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is secretly ruler of the free world.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Sept 17, 2012 23:19:46 GMT -5
Charles Robinson is a vampire.
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Post by Current Mr. El on Sept 18, 2012 0:18:34 GMT -5
I recently saw these photos online and immediately my spider senses started tingling. Quiet as it's kept, I think Randy Orton and Brooke Adams had a low key relationship while Randy was engaged. Judging from these pictures of them at the 2007 Hall of Fame ceremony, it would have been right around the time Randy got married. He had to cut things off when he and Samantha tied the knot and Brooke didn't take it well, leading to her untimely and suspiciously quiet release. We know WWE is not above this ( Terrell vs. Galloway), but since there were no legalities involved, they were able to keep it quite and protect one of their top stars by paying Brooke a generous amount of hush money. The office then made up the story about the boots to put the heat on Melina and cover themselves. Two birds, one stone. I see you, WWE. Feel free to share your own. Brooke was born in St. Louis. I think Cowboy Bob Orton is her bio father. Randy and Brooke of course didn't know about this and had a sexual relationship. Later, they found out and Brooke quit because she was uncomfortable around Randy. Vince should totally make this into a storyline. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2014 14:34:38 GMT -5
Upon hearing Cena rap for the new game, I'm convinced Vince killed the real one and replaced him with a Stepford Cena after his first injury in 2007.
He raps like a robot when the real one actually had some flow. He comes back from 6 month injuries in 2 weeks. He has casual conversations with Nikki Bella like he's at a press conference. His house is perfectly clean at all times and has no sense of life. And he doesn't want kids? Or he can't have kids? Think about it, people. Vince has had the money.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 13, 2014 14:36:50 GMT -5
Microchip.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 16, 2014 21:18:31 GMT -5
Cesaro's a time traveler and Aiden English is really just him from 2005.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Mar 29, 2018 18:06:58 GMT -5
I think Stephanie McMahon has been trying to murder Shane so she'll have complete control when Vince dies. A helicopter crash and now this? Uh huh. I see you, Steph.
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