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Post by Brandon on Jun 30, 2016 6:40:20 GMT -5
I had a dream that Stephanie ( who I have another story to tell y'all about that I'll have to post later when I have time) took a bite out of a donut that I took to class to eat on my lunch break and put it back in the box. I literally held the class hostage until someone fessed up to it and finally when she did ( feigning surprise, like she didn't know it was mine) I was like I KNOW, YOUR MOUTH IS THE ONLY ONE BIG ENOUGH TO LEAVE THAT BITE MARK. I'm literally having nightmares about this bitch.
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Post by Burke on Jun 30, 2016 9:42:26 GMT -5
I had a dream that Stephanie ( who I have another story to tell y'all about that I'll have to post later when I have time) took a bite out of a donut that I took to class to eat on my lunch break and put it back in the box. I literally held the class hostage until someone fessed up to it and finally when she did ( feigning surprise, like she didn't know it was mine) I was like I KNOW, YOUR MOUTH IS THE ONLY ONE BIG ENOUGH TO LEAVE THAT BITE MARK. I'm literally having nightmares about this bitch. This reminds me of a Community episode where Annie loses her pen and locks everyone in the room until she finds out who took it.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 30, 2016 12:40:45 GMT -5
I love how petty that is. It's like the grudge I'm still holding against my pre-school teacher for trying to make me eat chili.
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Post by Jayzero on Dec 29, 2016 14:27:41 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I stopped Trump from becoming president. I don't remember how, I just remember he was turning the white house into a skyscraper, and I found Obama hiding away in jedi robes like Luke in Episode VII.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 7, 2017 13:30:08 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was at a house party and Garrett Clayton was there and I told him that I liked his shoes and he joked that I could steal them while he's in the shower and then he winked and got up and walked inside and I was like biiiiitch I'm bout to smash this famous twink and I went inside to meet him in the shower but the house was so fucking big and there were so many bathrooms I couldn't find him.
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Dreams.
Jan 7, 2017 14:14:06 GMT -5
Post by Burke on Jan 7, 2017 14:14:06 GMT -5
I don't remember the whole thing but I had a dream last night that somehow ended with Trevor Noah of The Daily Show breaking up a fight I was having with someone.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 7, 2017 14:25:01 GMT -5
I don't remember the whole thing but I had a dream last night that somehow ended with Trevor Noah of The Daily Show breaking up a fight I was having with someone. Probably me.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 2, 2017 14:14:10 GMT -5
I had a dream that Astro and I flew out to Scotland and stole Burke's dog. It was this elaborate plot we worked on covertly for months, because his dog was our way to take over the Scottish government for some reason. I woke up before we sacrificed the dog to Highlanders or whatever was going to happen.
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Apr 2, 2017 14:20:34 GMT -5
Post by Jayzero on Apr 2, 2017 14:20:34 GMT -5
aw, leave the puppy alone. Sacrifice Burke.
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Post by Burke on Apr 2, 2017 14:37:57 GMT -5
Puppy? This motherfucker is 84 years old.
Well in dog years, not human years. He's not on some Guinness World Record oldest ever dog shit.
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Apr 2, 2017 16:13:22 GMT -5
Post by Jayzero on Apr 2, 2017 16:13:22 GMT -5
Puppy.
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Post by Jayzero on May 16, 2017 13:38:28 GMT -5
I had a dream I was invited to the White House but it had been redesigned to look like a castle, and I was having dinner with Trump and a few other people and suddenly had the realization some red wedding shit was about to go down, but then Melania turned on him and helped us escape.
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Post by Jayzero on May 16, 2017 13:41:35 GMT -5
And by turned on him, I mean in a way that would permanently stop him from coming after us, but I can't type those words out because he's the president and this is a public forum.
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Post by Burke on Aug 13, 2017 9:14:48 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was playing snooker with Jay-Z and Beyoncé. I kept hitting on Beyoncé and Jay-Z didn't do shit about it. I don't know if it was some kind of cuck allegory or what.
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Dreams.
Jul 9, 2019 13:57:00 GMT -5
Post by Burke on Jul 9, 2019 13:57:00 GMT -5
I love going back and reading this thread every couple years.
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