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Post by Mutant Couch on Aug 22, 2015 17:14:20 GMT -5
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about my neighbor setting up a camera and filming through my bathroom window. Then when I busted him he just waved and kept recording. Rationally I know this didn't really happen, but I've been side eyeing him every time I've seen him since then.
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Post by Burke on Sept 25, 2015 4:28:26 GMT -5
I was on a boat and everyone decided to throw me overboard. Then I was trying to swim but the weather was horrible and making it difficult. I was saved by a rescue boat but passed out, I guess due to shock or whatever. When I came back around I was being tickled by Emma Stone who couldn't stop laughing and found the whole situation hilarious for some reason. I then woke up and was confused.
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Dreams.
Sept 25, 2015 12:30:16 GMT -5
Post by Brandon on Sept 25, 2015 12:30:16 GMT -5
I had a dream my manager caught me texting and fired me and for a second I contemplated going off but then I smiled and said, "Okay, bye!" and cheerfully clocked out.
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Post by Tarry on Sept 25, 2015 13:34:42 GMT -5
I dreamt that I was a contestant on a new cooking game show for kids that was hosted by Guy Fieri. For the record, I was the only adult contestant, and yes, I lost.
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Post by Tarry on Oct 9, 2015 8:36:25 GMT -5
Last night I dreamt that my parents let me keep a dog I found, which I decided to name Gordon. My dream self then thought it was appropriate to celebrate by dancing around the room with the dog whilst I sang 'Like a Virgin'. It was really strange.
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Post by Burke on Oct 11, 2015 6:20:58 GMT -5
I dreamt that I was playing football and kicked the ball and accidentally smashed a window. The house somehow belonged to Bruce Willis and he ran out wearing a bathrobe and chased me away.
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Post by Burke on Dec 4, 2015 12:35:58 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that I was in Asda and the place was completely deserted. Rather than worrying about where all the people were and pondering if there had been some sort of apocalypse I instead got excited about getting free shit and started running around grabbing everything I could. I was taking DVD’s, video games, I was searching the alcohol section for the most expensive stuff they had. For a split second after I woke up and realised it was just a dream I was a little disappointed that I didn't actually have a bunch of new PS4 games to play.
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Post by Brandon on Dec 4, 2015 12:43:14 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that I was at my grandma's house for the holidays when all of a sudden there was a home invasion. I booked it to the back bedroom while the killer started taking out my distant relatives and used the old rotary phone to call 911, but I didn't know the address so I was trying to pull it up on the maps app but the WiFi was so slow and then the killer started to break down the door while I was still trying to pull it up and I just remember screaming, "He's coming for meeee." to the 911 operator like Emily in Until Dawn. Then I had another dream after that where I got dropped from the massage program because I had a second biology class that I was supposed to be taking this semester and didn't know about and never attended.
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Post by Burke on Dec 4, 2015 12:48:54 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that I was at my grandma's house for the holidays when all of a sudden there was a home invasion. I booked it to the back bedroom while the killer started taking out my distant relatives and used the old rotary phone to call 911, but I didn't know the address so I was trying to pull it up on the maps app but the WiFi was so slow and then the killer started to break down the door while I was still trying to pull it up and I just remember screaming, "He's coming for meeee." to the 911 operator like Emily in Until Dawn. That also reminds me of Ariana Grande's death on Scream Queens. There's a psychopath coming after you and rather than trying to get away you're too busy fiddling with your phone.
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Post by Tarry on Dec 9, 2015 21:40:51 GMT -5
Last night I dreamt that I went to a wrestling show where Roman Reigns was given a new gimmick after failing to connect with the audience with his current gimmick. His new gimmick saw him wear a floral dress, black flip flops, and had him shuffle to the ring singing his new theme song that went a little like, "Sho na na."
It obviously got over instantly.
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Post by Burke on Dec 19, 2015 5:17:25 GMT -5
I was at some kind of music festival when the place was attacked by aliens. Dozens of spaceships appeared from out of nowhere, including one which landed right on the stage, presumably killing the band that was playing. Some of the ships started firing this weird light thing that blinded anyone who got hit with it. I was scrambling around trying to dodge the light. I was kinda getting into it and looking forward to seeing what the aliens looked like but I woke up before they emerged from their ships.
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Dreams.
Jan 15, 2016 13:38:40 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Jan 15, 2016 13:38:40 GMT -5
I think I've discovered my biggest fear. Alligators. Or crocodiles. I can't tell the difference. I had a dream last night and I was trapped in my living room and kitchen with one of them running around. It was able to climb up walls and on the ceiling somehow too.
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Dreams.
Mar 22, 2016 12:45:56 GMT -5
Post by Burke on Mar 22, 2016 12:45:56 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was tied down to a table and someone was injecting me in the arm or leg with a needle (why I don't know or remember). It was so painful that I could like feel the pain outside of the dream and it was excruciating. That's happened at least once or twice before (the needle thing that is, I can't remember if I was always tied up). When I see the needle I always realise it's a dream and tell myself (in the dream) wake up already so you don't have to feel it you idiot! I never do in time though. You'd think that the second your brain is aware it's a dream and is acknowledging that you want to wake up it would happen straight away.
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Dreams.
Apr 14, 2016 9:57:35 GMT -5
Post by Burke on Apr 14, 2016 9:57:35 GMT -5
I dreamt that I was in some post-apocalyptic version of Glasgow and somehow I met Cara Delevingne and took her to meet my parents.
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Post by Brandon on Apr 18, 2016 6:45:34 GMT -5
Because of Tarry's post I had a nightmare that I was masturbating ( ) and noticed a silhouette of someone standing outside my bedroom window. I jumped up and turned off the lights so they couldn't see me, but then the silhouette slowly moved around towards the front of the house and a second later I heard them trying the front door. I was trying to get dressed and fumbling with the phone to call 911.
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