Post by Brandon on Jul 8, 2010 22:29:30 GMT -5
New DILF Cristiano Ronaldo showed off his polished piggies at the SoHo House pool in NYC over the weekend. Consider the following for a moment: Great abs, smooth-as-silk waxed bod, penchant for designer clothes, a baby via surrogate mother and now–polished toe nails! Plus, he’s great with balls! You thinking what I’m thinking? No, Cristiano Ronaldo is not gay! FACT. He is merely just a FABULOUS straight man.
And to prove it, here are 25 examples of Cristiano being FABULOUS*
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In honor of Jayzero's Celebrity Gaywatch request. Malfunkshun, girl, don't trip. That's just how they do ppl in Hollywood.
I don't get it tho, the last two pictures aren't even of him.
