Cristiano, you ARE the father

[Tiffany]

On his official Facebook page my Lord and Savior, CHRISTiano wrote this: (also on his twitter)

It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are.

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This can't be happening... This can't be happening...

[Tiffany]

He'll make a sweet father, but still... why didn't he choose ME to carry his illegitimate litter? This is crushing me.

[Brandon]

Don't fret, girl. This is great news. You'll still get all the benefits of children without ruining your hourglass figure.

[Tiffany]

This is true. Glad I always have you there to point the silver lining out to me, girl. You're such a good friend.

Blotting my tears as we speak~

[Brandon]

love u, boo

[Tiffany]

love u more

[Mutant Couch]

Or you could also have his baby and demand even more money for it. Not only will you be loved more than the first child but so will your kid.