Celebrities Sober vs. Drunk

[Tiffany]

"After 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes, 47 Red Bulls, and 1 restraining order taken out against me by a Pizza Hut delivery man (extra sauce means extra sauce, asshole), I finally found a picture of Tara Reid sober. Unfortunately it was taken at her 7th birthday party in 1982, so for this gallery, I had to use a computer-generated picture of what scientists believe a sober Tara Reid may look like."











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[Brandon]

[Tiffany]

Cristiano sober >>>>>>>>>> Cristiano with beer goggles in full effect (ft. Fungus Hilton).


We all make mistakes.

[Brandon]

Why is he so sweaty? Even his pants look wet.

[Tiffany]

Fungal fumigation reflects heat. It's science.

[Burke]

Tara Reid is 35 now? Lol, I remember I used to have a crush on her years ago. How the mighty have fallen.

[Tiffany]

Ronaldo's father, José Dinis Aveiro, died of alcoholism at age 52 when Ronaldo was 20. Ronaldo has claimed not to drink alcohol as a result, and has received libel damages over a Daily Mirror that reported him drinking heavily in a nightclub while recovering from an injury in July 2008.

Whoops...

Forgive me for my sins, Christiano. Don't sue me.

[Brandon]

Girrrrl, you betta repent.

[Tiffany]

I hope Cristiano's legal team doesn't come for my ass. He can come for my ass personally, tho.

[Mutant Couch]

Kid Rock is totally putting on a Bells Palsy face in the drunk photo.