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Post by Brandon on Oct 23, 2010 23:39:12 GMT -5
 The only pussy in his life.  Where do I even begin? With Evan Bourne, some of the most compelling evidence against his case has taken place on WWE programming. The proof lies in the fudge packed pudding:  He's both a giver...  ...and a reciever.  Keeping his eye on the prize.  Bukkake, anyone?  Hate to know what he did for them beads. Verdict: Evan Bourne Reason: Excessive Display of Bottom Bitchness Twink 4/5   I was originally going to rate Evan a 3, but that fanny pack sealed his fate. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 25, 2010 8:57:39 GMT -5
Oh shit, this is an actual thread. I just Googled it when Mal mentioned Gaywatch. By the way, don't do that.
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Post by Brandon on Oct 25, 2010 22:37:02 GMT -5
Oh shit, this is an actual thread. I just Googled it when Mal mentioned Gaywatch. By the way, don't do that. You only said that so I would Google it, didn't you? |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 28, 2010 23:33:31 GMT -5
Pretty much. Are you accepting nominations, because I'd like to offer up Bret Hart.  |
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Post by Brandon on Dec 6, 2010 14:11:33 GMT -5
Y'all knew it was only a matter of time: Miley The happy couple make their way down the aisle.  Alex Riley likes what he hears.  The Miz caught checking out A-Ri's faultless bone structure.  Giving each other some skin. Oh behave! Public display of affection.  A-Ri taking a bullet for his man.  Copping a feel.  Hey how you doin' lil' Daddy, lemme whisper in your ear. ♫  A lover's quarrel over the microphone. Alex Riley faces John Cena in The Miz's honor. The Miz licks his man's wounds afterwards. So touching I could cry! Verdict: Miley Reason: Bromance I Now Pronounce You Mr. & Mrs. Mike Mizanin 4.5/5   Maryse's existence is the only reason they weren't given a perfect five. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Dec 6, 2010 15:33:53 GMT -5
Fabulous. Really, after that I'm surprised ads for body glitter haven't started popping up.
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Post by Burke on Dec 6, 2010 17:16:01 GMT -5
Michael Cole is crying himself to sleep after being omitted here. This could easily have been the first Gaywatch 3 way.
When their eventual sex tape is leaked by TMZ (you know it's comingcumming) at least let him record a commentary track over it. It's only right.
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Post by Brandon on Mar 27, 2011 21:12:07 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Nov 24, 2011 22:30:44 GMT -5
In celebration of Thanksgiving, I'd like to commemorate this very special day with a very special Gaywatch! Today, we'll be taking a look at the recently absent Drew McIntyre ( sorry Burke, not sorry), who may be gone, but not forgotten. Let's let the pictures speak for themselves, eh? Now, our most compelling piece of evidence in the case of Drew McIntyre lies here:  Observe the erection. Also, it appears Drew and his gentlemen friend had a sleepover:  You'll notice that Drew packed a change of clothes, which only solidifies the fact that this was premeditated. History also tells us that Drew has no qualms about masturbating openly in a testosterone filled environment:  Which only brings us to this:  We all know how that turned out. But Taryn wasn't the only one. May I remind you of Drew's ~professional relationship with Vince McMahon?  Drew joined the likes of Trish Stratus, Sable and Candice Michelle with the very privileged honor of being one of Mr. McMahon's mistresses. Verdict: Drew McIntyre Reason: Having Nicer Hair Than His Ex-Wife Bearded Bisexual 3.5/5    Like John Morrison, Drew's effective use of a beard allowed him to escape with a moderate score. Well played, Mr. McIntyre, well played. And on this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my resources to out wrestlers.  |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Oct 25, 2012 17:17:23 GMT -5
This thread has been off for too long and I have to throw this nomination out there. Feel free to add your own accusations and score him how you see fit: ZACK RYDER     Love of mesh shirts and head accessories Rockin out to the Biebs Checkin out all the Cali boyz during SummerSlam weekend  Obviously a fan of E!  Loves to fist   Questionable finisher not surprisingly named the Rough Ryder  Highlights and hair gel   Best friends with a stripper  Chip off the old block Other best friend never wears a shirt  Desire to party naked with Sheamus Clearly enjoying Tommy Dreamer getting a little rough Stripping his opponents of their clothes mid match  And last but by far the biggest piece of evidence The age old question, jelly or syrup? Zack prefers jelly... |
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Post by Jayzero on Sept 10, 2017 20:49:35 GMT -5
I'm just putting this here
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