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Post by Tiarnán on Jun 16, 2012 17:42:49 GMT -5
I loved Liu Kang in that movie. I actually loved that movie in general. I must have watched it over and over and over and over again. Looking back it's terrible, but I didn't realise that at the time.
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Post by Tarry on Jun 23, 2012 18:48:07 GMT -5
I've just finished watching Machete. I didn't like it.
It dragged on way too much for my liking, and I don't think the climatic battle was a big enough pay-off. It was nice to see Steven Seagal basically kill himself though.
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Post by Brandon on Jun 29, 2012 23:19:24 GMT -5
I saw Madea's Witness Protection with a couple of friends tonight. Of course I would have preferred to see Magic Mike but we didn't wanna drag the guy who went with us to it, so that was what we all agreed upon. But omg. It was so annoying. They bought their tickets earlier today, and by the time I was done waiting in that long ass line, they were sold out. I would have just bought a ticket to Magic Mike then, but it had already started. So they switched their tickets out for the later showing and we had to kill two hours around town, and omfg, it was so hot. It was like 100 degrees. I singed my hand on my own doorknob.
The movie was funny, but definitely not worth the hassle and ball sweat. And the entire time I just kept thinking that I could be watching Channing Tatum's bare ass. My friend and I are going back to see it sometime in the coming week though.
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Post by Astrozombie on Jun 30, 2012 2:20:51 GMT -5
I just saw Magic Mike. That movie was so incredibly bad, not that I was expecting it to be Oscar worthy...but oh my god. Not enough stripping though. I was gonna cast it, but I figured I'd leave it upon BFizzle, since Channing Tatum is his bb.
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Post by Current Mr. El on Jun 30, 2012 3:59:16 GMT -5
I saw Madea's Witness Protection with a couple of friends tonight. Of course I would have preferred to see Magic Mike but we didn't wanna drag the guy who went with us to it, so that was what we all agreed upon. But omg. It was so annoying. They bought their tickets earlier today, and by the time I was done waiting in that long ass line, they were sold out. I would have just bought a ticket to Magic Mike then, but it had already started. So they switched their tickets out for the later showing and we had to kill two hours around town, and omfg, it was so hot. It was like 100 degrees. I singed my hand on my own doorknob. The movie was funny, but definitely not worth the hassle and ball sweat. And the entire time I just kept thinking that I could be watching Channing Tatum's bare ass. My friend and I are going back to see it sometime in the coming week though.Be honest, you're going for Kevin Nash. |
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Post by Brandon on Jun 30, 2012 4:35:25 GMT -5
Be honest, you're going for Kevin Nash.  |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Jun 30, 2012 12:27:45 GMT -5
idk what's more bizarre about your story, the fact that you went to the movies on Magic Mike's opening day and went to see something else, or that Medea's Witness Protection was sold out  |
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Post by Current Mr. El on Jun 30, 2012 12:37:16 GMT -5
idk what's more bizarre about your story, the fact that you went to the movies on Magic Mike's opening day and went to see something else, or that Medea's Witness Protection was sold out Madea movies always sell out. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 3, 2012 1:15:02 GMT -5
After several setbacks I finally managed to see Magic Mike. The level of annoyance I endured from having to put it off told me quite clearly that I've been celibate way too long. Astro was right though, it is pretty bad. They didn't even let us see Kevin Nash's penis. What the hell is the point in putting him in a stripper film if not to show off Diesel (in my mind that is totally the name of his penis.) Joe Manganiello stole the movie. His character was easily my favorite and not just because he was the most bangable, but it helps.  I feel especially ripped off now from my experience with male strippers. If it were anything like the movie, I'd never leave. Instead it involves mildly unattractive guys with way too much baby oil and reek of pot that do little more than shove their junk in your face. |
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Post by Tarry on Jul 6, 2012 4:50:25 GMT -5
I started watching Green Lantern, but it was so bad that I turned it off.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 8, 2012 9:31:16 GMT -5
The movies I chose for my weekly babysitting session this week were Wrestlemaniac, Alien Autopsy, and South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
I hope these kids have forgotten "You fuckin' cock-a-roach!" and are instead annoying their parents with a nice rendition of "Uncle Fucker".
I still don't understand why Wrestlemaniac hasn't had a sequel yet.
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Post by Current Mr. El on Jul 9, 2012 2:40:02 GMT -5
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Post by Astrozombie on Jul 10, 2012 3:27:47 GMT -5
Just got back from seeing Prometheus, it was amazing.
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Post by Burke on Jul 18, 2012 8:58:59 GMT -5
I watched a movie called Smash Cut last night. It's from the guy who made Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was both awful and awesome.
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Post by Tarry on Jul 24, 2012 9:22:09 GMT -5
Cowboys & Aliens.
I'm shocked at how much I enjoyed it tbh. It was bizarre seeing James Bond & Han Solo in the same movie though.
Daniel Craig's accent was hard to get used to at first, but by the end of it I got used to it. I liked all of the main characters, but Olivia Wilde's character was my favourite.
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