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Post by Burke on Feb 26, 2011 20:19:16 GMT -5
Fuck Kobe
Marry Lebron
Kill Tracy
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston
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Post by Current Mr. El on Feb 26, 2011 22:50:52 GMT -5
Fuck Angelina
Marry Jennifer
Kill Brad
Muammar al-Gaddafi, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hosni Mubarak
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 27, 2011 1:43:05 GMT -5
Fuck Ahmadinejad... I actually find him attractive. I don't admit it often, but he's hot for a world leader.
Marry Mubarak... He's really old, I'm sure a banana peel left lying around should help that along.
Kill Gaddafi
Barak Obama, Vladimir Putin, David Cameron
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Post by Tarry on Feb 27, 2011 19:16:53 GMT -5
Fuck Cameron
Marry Obama
Kill Putin
Kenan, Kel, Chris
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Post by Burke on Feb 27, 2011 19:40:09 GMT -5
I hate you for making me do this. Kenan and Kel are two of my childhood hero’s. I’ll never be able to look at them the same way after this.
Fuck Kel
Marry Kenan
Kill Chris
Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Hart, Brian Knobs
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Post by Brandon on Feb 27, 2011 19:56:33 GMT -5
Fuck Jimmy Hart with his bullhorn.
Marry Hulk Hogan. Have you seen that house? Besides, I have a thing for guys who could be mistaken for my dad.
Kill Brian Knobs for coming over to Hogan's house and putting a dent in my sofa cushion.
Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Anne Hathaway.
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Post by Burke on Feb 27, 2011 19:59:44 GMT -5
Fuck Michelle
Marry Halle
Kill Anne
Christian Bale, George Clooney, Val Kilmer
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 27, 2011 20:13:56 GMT -5
Fuck Clooney
Marry Kilmer... Iceman... oh yeah
Kill Bale before he can kill me
Henry Cavill, Brandon Routh, Tom Welling
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Post by Brandon on Feb 27, 2011 20:23:35 GMT -5
Fuck Cavill, because I owe Mal one.
Marry Routh. He has the cutest butt.
Kill Welling, because he's old now anyways.
Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Jenna Jameson.
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Post by Burke on Feb 27, 2011 20:26:00 GMT -5
Fuck Jenna
Marry Kim
Kill Paris. I’ll make House Of Wax look like a walk in the park.
Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 27, 2011 20:27:33 GMT -5
Fuck Chuck, but only because it rhymes.
Marry Seagal... he's so unintentionally funny.
Kill Van Damme
Bubba Ray, D-Von, Spike
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Post by Tarry on Feb 27, 2011 20:28:16 GMT -5
Fuck Devon
Marry Buh-Buh
Kill Spike
E&C, The Hardy Boyz, The British Invasion
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Post by Brandon on Feb 27, 2011 20:35:45 GMT -5
Fuck E&C and tell Mutant Couch all about it.
Marry British Invasion. British accents are becoming kind of hot to me and they could use the citizenship.
Kill both of the Hardyz and probably have fun doing it.
Zack Ryder, Robbie E, Cookie.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 27, 2011 21:04:15 GMT -5
I'm pretty jealous.
Fuck Robbie E.
Marry Zack Ryder
Kill Cookie
Meat, Mark Jindrak, Chris Masters
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Post by jayzero42690 on Mar 5, 2011 18:53:10 GMT -5
Fuck Jindrak
Marry Masters
Kill Meat
Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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