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Post by Wolfgang on Jul 4, 2014 19:56:02 GMT -5
Sorry double post, my laptop was acting up.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 4, 2014 23:32:43 GMT -5
Fuck - Del Rio... he has the wear the scarf and Ricardo has to do commentary
Marry - Jericho... We'll get matching light up jackets.
Kill - Miz... yeah, like I really want to be the one after Maryse.
Michael Cole, JBL, King
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Post by Wolfgang on Jul 5, 2014 1:31:10 GMT -5
Fuck King he must know a few tricks.
Marry Cole he'd be easy to boss around.
Kill JBL because I think any other option would be terrifying.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jul 5, 2014 2:27:43 GMT -5
Fuck - James, it'd be completely dull, but that's alright.
Marry - Richard, I would and without any prompting needed. He reminds me of Davy Jones who I had a huge crush on.
Kill - Jeremy... he's a dick
Ursula, Maleficent, Yzma
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Post by Tarry on Jul 5, 2014 10:25:23 GMT -5
Fuck Maleficent
Marry Yzma, she probably has money, and she'll most likely die soon after the wedding
Kill Ursula
Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles
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Post by Wolfgang on Jul 5, 2014 19:12:50 GMT -5
Fuck Patrick, Marry Spongebob-life would be crazy funny, Kill Squidward-too depressing.
Mickie Mouse, Donald Duck, Pluto the Dog?
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Post by Brandon on Oct 14, 2014 23:06:15 GMT -5
Mickey threw me some shade at Disney World and I ain't about that fem voice, so I'd have to kill him. And is Donald related to Scrooge McDuck? Because if he is then he got money, so I'd marry him. Fuck Pluto I guess.  Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 14, 2014 23:44:23 GMT -5
Fuck Jason, because I'm sure the machete isn't the only big thing he's wielding.
Marry Michael Myers, he'd just kill me if I didn't.
Kill Freddy, the kid thing is pretty messed up.
Natalya, Lillian Garcia, Layla
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Post by Brandon on Oct 15, 2014 1:02:12 GMT -5
Natalya, Lillian Garcia, Layla This is a desperate attempt at getting one of us to say something nice about Natalya, isn't it? |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 15, 2014 1:22:51 GMT -5
Honestly, at this point I don't even like Natlya anymore. Total Divas ruined her for me. The only time she's enjoyable is when she's scoping out other guys.
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Post by Wolfgang on Oct 15, 2014 2:52:01 GMT -5
Fuck Nattie
Marry Layla
Kill Lillian
Randy Orton, Kane, Seth Rollins?
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Post by Brandon on Oct 15, 2014 11:24:38 GMT -5
Fuck Randy Orton because of that titty-pec bouncing GIF Wolfgang posted once. Marry Seth because he seems like a good boyfriend to that woman. Send Kane back to Hell. The Royal Family: Queen Sindel, Princess Kitana, Mileena. |
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Post by Burke on Oct 15, 2014 12:28:35 GMT -5
Fuck Mileena. Those boobs.
Marry Kitana. She's cute and not as insane as Mileena so I wouldn't have to worry (as much) about her killing me in my sleep.
Kill Sindel. I'm not fucking or marrying Shao Kahn's sloppy seconds.
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles.
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Post by Brandon on Oct 15, 2014 20:30:57 GMT -5
I'm not going to lie, the number of animal options some of you have left in this thread is a little alarming.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Oct 16, 2014 3:42:46 GMT -5
The real questionable behavior has to go to the people responding to them.
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