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Post by Burke on Jan 5, 2014 5:57:42 GMT -5
Fuck Miley. Marry Demi. Kill Selena.
Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, JBL.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 5, 2014 15:16:52 GMT -5
Fuck Cole inside of the Cole Mine. Marry JBL, uh he's rich AND hilarious. I'd legit marry him right now. Kill Lawler, nature already attempted to, honestly.
Linda McMahon, Vickie Guerrero, Dixie Carter
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Post by Burke on Jan 5, 2014 15:31:28 GMT -5
Fuck Dixie. Marry Linda as long as she promises not to waste all our money on more political stuff. Kill Vickie.
Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Smithers.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 22, 2014 16:35:31 GMT -5
Marry Mr. Burns since he's on his way out. Fuck Flanders and blackmail him. Kill Smithers.
Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Green Ranger.
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Post by Angelwings on Jan 25, 2014 22:12:16 GMT -5
Fuck GL I guess. Hal used to be a truck driver so he could do it in the back of his big rig.  I'd definately marry Ollie(GA.) Cause that means I would be Black Canary, which is pretty damn awesome. Or if I'm not, maybe she is still hanging around for a three way or some on the side action. Tommy is pretty cool too but someone has to die here. I guess I get to finish what Rita started. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 25, 2014 22:48:02 GMT -5
Fuck Tom Brady... he's so pretty.
Marry Peyton Manning... doesn't everyone secretly want to?
Kill Tebow... he seems tedious.
In their prime Axel Rose, David Lee Roth, Sebastian Bach
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Post by Tarry on Jan 26, 2014 16:40:28 GMT -5
Fuck Axel Rose, because he was pretty. Marry Sebastian Bach, because he was even prettier. Kill David Lee Roth.
Dr. Manhattan, Neytiri (Avatar), Brainy Smurf.
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Post by Angelwings on May 7, 2014 16:07:26 GMT -5
Fuck the Avatar guy. Hey, I can see new places right?
Marry Dr.Manhatten - POWER!
Kill the Smurf
Emma, Paige, Summer Rae
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 7, 2014 17:28:08 GMT -5
Fuck - Summer... we can coordinate our showy lingerie and everything. It would be magical.
Marry - Emma... because... I mean seriously
Kill - Paige... nothing personal
Ponyboy, Johnny Cade, Dallas
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Post by Angelwings on May 31, 2014 4:16:31 GMT -5
Fuck Ponyboy - He was blonde. Sort of.
Marry Dallas - Just flat out cooler looking.
Kill Johnny - Hey, I took out a black belt!
Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista
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Post by Wolfgang on Jun 13, 2014 21:01:08 GMT -5
Fuck HHH, Marry Randy, Kill Batista
Beth Phoenix, Chyna, Kaitlyn
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Post by Brandon on Jun 13, 2014 21:07:59 GMT -5
omg I missed the chance to fuck Batista?  |
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Post by Wolfgang on Jun 13, 2014 21:31:20 GMT -5
I imagine it'd be a terrifying experience anyway...
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Post by Brandon on Jun 13, 2014 21:47:15 GMT -5
That's the idea.
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Post by Wolfgang on Jun 13, 2014 22:57:16 GMT -5
Kinky  |
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