The Official Impact Spoilers Thread

[Angelwings]

It wasn't so long ago that Impact, flaws and all, was still pretty cool. But in terms of having a sensible direction, it might as well be a lifetime ago.

[Tarry]

Tara and Tessmacher... Really?

I really think Velvet getting her title match interrupted is a foreshadowing that she'll get a proper one and will actually walk away with the belt.

At least Magnus is on Xplosion.

[Tarry]

Jul 12, 2011 23:35:12 GMT -5 Angelwings said:

It wasn't so long ago that Impact, flaws and all, was still pretty cool. But in terms of having a sensible direction, it might as well be a lifetime ago.

Early 2010 was the last time it was a decent watch for me. The day they scrapped World Elite for no reason was the day I no longer cared for it.

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Jul 13, 2011 7:03:43 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Tara and Tessmacher... Really?

I really think Velvet getting her title match interrupted is a foreshadowing that she'll get a proper one and will actually walk away with the belt.

At least Magnus is on Xplosion.

I hope that is true about Velvet. But there is no gurantee with Impact Wrestling that she will win the title if she did get another shot at it. But we will see.

[Brandon]

Jul 13, 2011 7:03:43 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Tara and Tessmacher... Really?

I think they're giving Sarita time off because she suffered from facial paralysis. Hence why she was wrestling in a mask. Tara and Miss Tessmacher wouldn't be my first thought for a replacement either, but it's TNA's own fault for not having tag teams in their Knockout tag team division.

[Tarry]

Jul 13, 2011 12:54:22 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Tara and Miss Tessmacher wouldn't be my first thought for a replacement either, but it's TNA's own fault for not having tag teams in their Knockout tag team division.

Tessmacher & Velvet or ODB & Jackie would have been better choices.

[Brandon]

Jul 13, 2011 12:57:54 GMT -5 Tarry said:

Tessmacher & Velvet or ODB & Jackie would have been better choices.

I thought about ODB and Jackie too. If they were Knockout tag team champions, that would give them a reason to be at the iMPACT Zone every week. Though, I guess they didn't feel like explaining how they got a title shot in the first place. And Velvet's tiptoeing on the Knockout's title scene and feuding with the unemployed line, so being tag champ would only busy her already hectic storyline.

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I'm glad Velvet didn't win the KO tag titles with Tessmacher because those titles seem to be cursed. I just wish Velvet's angle with ODB & Jackie would have ended last week. Because I don't want her to waste anymore time on them for the rest of this summer.

Also if TNA really wants to be real about this they should flat out say that ODB quit last year which had nothing to do with Velvet. As for Jacqueline she was released over 2 years ago and wasn't even wrestling anymore she managing Beer Money. So them blaming Velvet for their "firing" is just dumb.

That sucks about Sarita having facial paralysis. I hope she makes a full recovery.

[Angelwings]

If they had to transition the belts from Sarita and Rosita because of Sarita's health, now would have been a good time to bring in Las Gringas Locas (Rain and Jennifer Blake.)

They were the only formal womens tag team I can think of that can shit talk close to classic Beautiful People level. (Save maybe Lacey and Rain, and Lacey is semi-retired.) And the best chance of making anyone care about those crappy belts.

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Impact spoilers for this week.

Kurt Angle came to the ring for a promo. He asked Hulk Hogan to come out so they can end this once and for all. Angle said all week that Hogan has been blowing up his phone. Angle says there is nothing appealing to him about Immortal. It is led by two of the biggest scumbags in the world in Bischoff and Hogan. He is going to beat Sting for the TNA World Heavyweight Title at Hardcore Justice and because he has never beaten Sting before. He wants to prove that he is the best in the world. He asks if Hogan knows what it's like to be the best in the world. Hogan says he knows. When there was no Sting, Matt Morgan, or Rob Van Dam.

When there were no ‘Young Guns’ he carried the business on his back. He turned the business from territories into an international phenomenon. When Angle was still pooping in his diapers, Hogan was selling out arenas. Hogan says he has been calling Angle because he thinks Angle has had a vision of a higher level. He wants to help Angle make more money. He questions why Angle is disrespecting him.

Angle says that the reason he is not kicking Hogan's ass now is because he respects Hogan. Angle says unlike Anderson he can't be bought. Hogan says he paid to see him like many others. Angle questions if he can go anymore and Hogan says that he will never set foot in this ring anymore due to his eight back surgeries. Hogan says that if Angle is going to keep insulting his kids and whatnot then Angle will have to prove something.

He calls what Angle has done a fluke, including his gold medal win. If Angle wants to fight with him over pride, we are close to seeing that right now. Angle says that there is no doubt in his mind that Hogan can still go. Hogan asks Angle what he is trying to say. Angle says Hogan is trying to pay him money to take out Sting. Angle says why doesn't Hogan take out Sting himself and then Angle leaves.

Rob Van Dam defeated Gunner in a Bound For Glory Series Match with a five star frog splash.

They did a backstage promo with Eric Bischoff and Immortal (Bully Ray, Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, Ken Anderson, and Karen Jarrett). The Network has sent a letter to Bischoff that due to the success of Destination X they have to bring in more X Division talents. Hogan shows up and says he wants to eliminate Angle. Brother Ray volunteers Ken Anderson to do it. Ray says if Anderson is afraid they can have Karen take care of it. Bischoff reads more of the letter but Sting shows up in a red suit and he is carrying a black cage that is covered up. Sting says that everyone in Immortal knows that he has a great relationship with the Network. Sting tells Immortal that he is now the Network Executive. The first line of business is he is confirming Kurt Angle versus Ken Anderson tonight is a Steel Cage Match. He then says that Fortune is going to be around the ring to make sure that Immortal doesn't get involved. Hogan tells Sting that has no power to do that, but Sting says he just did it.

Brian Kendrick and Alex Shelley come out for a promo. Kendrick says some cryptic stuff and Shelley translates it as "Austin Aries is a jackass" and calls Aries out. Aries comes out to the ring (Aries has new entrance music and video for the screen). Shelley drops names of people who helped define the X Division including Low Ki, Jerry Lynn, Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Brian Kendrick, and himself. Shelley commends Aries on winning the contract but says the X Division was defined on ‘hybrid wrestling’ and calls out Aries on his cheating.

Aries says he played by their rules when he beat two guys to qualify and he continued to play by the rules when he beat three guys to earn his contract. Now he is playing by his rules. His one rule is to win at all costs. He says Shelley and Kendrick are about pleasing the fans but Aries is out to do what is best for himself. He points out that he has had plenty of five star matches but he is about having a five star bank account. With him the ends justify the means and the ends will be him winning the X Division Title.

Kendrick takes the mic and says some more cryptic stuff. Aries asks if he can get that translated. The crowd chants you suck and Shelley says there is the translation. Shelley says he is going to get his rematch at Hardcore Justice against Kendrick and Aries will be involved in a Three Way Dance.

Abyss comes out and says they don't make the decisions. Abyss says he is getting his rematch against Brian Kendrick tonight and he will kill the X Division once and for all. Sting comes on the screen and he says he has more stroke than Hogan and Bischoff combined. Sting says they will find out if monsters are afraid of heights because Abyss will face Brian Kendrick for the X Division Title in an Ultimate X Match.

Crimson defeated Bully Ray in a Bound For Glory Series Match.

Winter defeated Tara. Angelina Love and Miss Tessmacher came out with their respective partners but were sent to the back before the match started. Tara went for the Widow's Peak but referee Earl Hebner got bumped, Winter hit Tara with a mule kick followed by the Swinging Side Slam into a Backbreaker for the win.

Velvet Sky and Traci Brooks come out for a promo. Traci says she is issuing a personal invite to ODB and Miss Jackie. They walk down the ramp. Traci says she was the original Knockout. She says that TNA asked her to move aside to make room for fresh faces. Traci says that she didn't try to jump over people like Velvet. This ends tonight.

ODB says that she and Jackie didn't lose her jobs until Velvet started rubbing herself all over the ropes. Velvet left no room for the real ass-kicking women.

Velvet takes the mic and talks about how she was bullied when she was younger. As she grew older, she told herself she was not going to be a victim. The day she came to TNA was the happiest day of her life. She earned her spot. Velvet says she doesn't owe them an apology. She understands the way both of them feel. Velvet says if they wanted their jobs they should have tried asking. Velvet says that they can do whatever they want here, but Velvet is no longer being anyone's punching bag and walks out.

Backstage, Fortune is talking and mention how they have a Six Man Tag Match at Hardcore Justice. Daniels pulls AJ aside and asks if he remembers what they talked about last week.

Sting shows up and asks if they are ready to keep all the bad guys away from the ring tonight. AJ asks what is in the cage he is carrying around and Sting says it is a present for Eric Bischoff, and he is going to give to him right now.

TNA X Division Champion Brian Kendrick defeated Abyss to retain the TNA X Division Title in an Ultimate X Match. Throughout the match, Abyss was hesitant to climb to the top rope, and tried shaking the Ultimate X structure to knock down the X Division title. Kendrick tried to climb the cables but Abyss managed to stop Kendrick a few times. Abyss went to chokeslam Kendrick but he lifted Kendrick up high enough for Kendrick to grab the X Division title and win the match.

Kurt Angle defeated Ken Anderson in Steel Cage Match. At one point, Kurt Angle hit a top rope Angle Slam on Anderson. Immortal came down to the ring to battle with Fortune. Mexican America came down to the ring and targeted Beer Money. Bully Ray shows up on his own when everyone else was gone from ringside. He used one of the camera cuts in the cage to grab Angle, distracting him and giving Anderson the advantage. Ray opened the cage door to give Anderson a chair. As Anderson went to take the chair, Ray held onto it. Angle took advantage and hit Anderson with the Angle Slam and got the pin.

After the match, Ray walked up the ramp and left. The lights went out and Sting was in the ring and raised Angle's arm for his victory.

Xplosion
Crimson defeated Devon in a Xplosion Championship Match.

Sucks that Angelina and Velvet aren't going to be wrestling this week.

Also what ODB said is bullshit.

[Angelwings]

Jul 25, 2011 23:47:26 GMT -5 @zino said:

Sucks that Angelina and Velvet aren't going to be wrestling this week.

Also what ODB said is bullshit.

Plus no real action from Roode or Storm. No Pope. Abyss talking. And ample amounts of Immortal. IOW, all the traits of a wasted week.

I hope tomorrow's spoilers are better.

[Tarry]

I'm sick of Hogan, Bischoff, Jarrett and JB saying they love the UK fans and thanking us for keeping them above WWE in the ratings but they rarely put our boys on TV. Why should we keep helping them out if they keep shitting on us?

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Impact spoilers for next week. These came out quicker than the ones from yesterday.

The show opens with an Immortal in-ring promo. Bully Ray and Mr. Anderson argue over last week and exchange insults. They come to blows before Immortal separates them. Eventually Fortune come out and clear Immortal from the ring. It is believed that James Storm might have injured his back during this segment. Also Mr. Anderson vs Bully Ray at Hardcore Justice was setup for the PPV

Miss Tessmacher defeated Madison Rayne with a rollup. Mickie James was on commentary. After the match, Rayne continued to beat down Tessmacher. James was going to make the save but was attacked from behind by Winter and Angelina Love

Devon defeated AJ Styles with a rollup in a BFG Series Match.Daniels came out during the match and distracted AJ in the process allowing Devon to win the match.

The Pope defeated Samoa Joe in a BFG Series Match. Samoa Joe actually won with the Choke but was disqualified after for refusing to break the hold. Matt Morgan was on commentary and wore a sling on his arm.

Hernandez defeated Robert Roode with a rollup in a Street Fight following interference. Roode replaced Storm who had an apparent injury.

Austin Aries defeated Alex Shelley with a Brainbuster. He goes after Shelley after the match but Kendrick comes out for the save.

Rob Van Dam and Crimson defeated Scott Steiner and Gunner in a BFG Series Match when RVD pinned Steiner. RVD vs Crimson in a BFG Series Match was announced for Hardcore Justice.

We got a Contract Signing between Sting and Kurt Angle for their match at the PPV. Both men talked themselves up and said they would walk out of Hardcore Justice the champion.

Xplosion
Douglas Williams defeated Hernandez in the Xplosion Championship Challenge. There was alot of interference towards the end. When the referee was distracted, Hernandez went for the Border Toss but Magnus interfered kicking him in the face. This allowed Williams to win.

What's up with all the roll ups! That's just lazy booking.

I don't know what to say about Devon pinning AJ.

The Pope finally got some points which good but this Joe losing streak is pretty sad.

Where is Velvet? After cutting a promo like that and walking away there is no follow up. Though I'm sure the people who don't like her should be happy she won't appear next week.

Angelina got to make appearance so that's good.

I would think they would have saved Austin Aries vs Alex Shelley for Hardcore Justice.

It's obvious RVD is going to be one of the final 4 for the match at No Surrender.

At least Doug Williams beat Hernandez.

[Tarry]

I'm hoping for a Magnus/Williams final but Crimson is still in the tournament, isn't he?

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Jul 26, 2011 21:14:47 GMT -5 Tarry said:

I'm hoping for a Magnus/Williams final but Crimson is still in the tournament, isn't he?

Yes Crimson is still in the tournament. So if he doesn't win the BFG series he will probably win the Xplosion championship.