The Official Impact Spoilers Thread

[Brandon]

Tarry, you have no appreciation for talent. And by talent, I mean looking fione.

I remember hearing that Cookie, Sarita and Angerliner had Velvet cornered and Winter looked like she wanted to join in but ultimately came to her rescue and Velvet got the pin. Hopefully that will be the ending because I really need some storyline progression here.

[Tarry]

Dinero looks like my mate Dave, if Dave was an African-American professional wrestler with a pimp/preacher gimmick.

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Mar 8, 2011 13:28:33 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Tarry, you have no appreciation for talent. And by talent, I mean looking fione.

I remember hearing that Cookie, Sarita and Angerliner had Velvet cornered and Winter looked like she wanted to join in but ultimately came to her rescue and Velvet got the pin. Hopefully that will be the ending because I really need some storyline progression here.

That's what I read I hope that's the result as well.

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Here are the Impact spoilers for this week. It's just the Knockout segments.

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett and Karen confront Velvet Sky in the shower.

Jeff Jarrett and Karen come out for an in-ring promo. They cal out Velvet Sky and a confrontation ensues. Winter and Angelina Love come out and join in. Kurt Angle comes out and gets on the mic and says he won’t do anything that will get them kicked off the network. It’s announced that Angle will team with Velvet Sky for a mixed handicap match against Winter, Angelina Love and Jarrett.

Mickie James b. Miss Tessmacher to retain the TNA Knockout Women’s Championship. Mickie picked up the win after hitting a DDT. The match started well but fell apart. After the match, Madison Rayne and Tara come out and Madison challenges Mickie for a match for the title at Sacrifice. Mickie accepts with the stipulation if Madison loses she and Tara have to split and Tara is free.

Kurt Angle & Velvet Sky vs. Jeff Jarrett, Angelina Love & Winter. Angle and Velvet win the match and he announces that his mistress will be revealed next week on Impact to end the show. (Source: Wrestling News World)

OK why are the Jarretts still harassing Velvet? She said she wasn't the mistress and Kurt said it was someone that Karen doesn't know. I guess Karen is still mad that Velvet was going to slap her last week. Well Velvet should have.

Props to Kurt Angle. He's the only guy who has stood up and helped Velvet.

How does Miss Tessmacher get a KO title shot?!

Also another Mickie / Madison match on PPV?! I wanted Velvet vs Winter so that feud and story could finally end. Damn it TNA!

At least Kurt & Velvet won their match.

[Brandon]

Sounds like a big week for Velvet. I'm excited! She and Angelina always run when given the ball.

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I hope they don't have Angelina no sell Velvet this time though. Because I thought them having her do that hurt their match from last week a lot.

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Impact Spoilers for next week.
Courtsey of PWInsider

The Jarretts come out and offer a truce to Kurt Angle as Jeff doesn't want her to be put in harm's way at the Sacrifice PPV on Sunday. The crowd is chanting for Angle. Karen says that Kurt's been hurt too many times and now that's made him believe that she's out to get him. She says they have a restraining order out for his own well being and asks Angle to come out. Kurt comes out and says he can't believe he stayed married to her. Angle announces a mixed tag match between himself & "his business partner" against the Jarretts for the PPV. He says that Jarrett knows who she is and she's real, damn real.

*Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher defeated Madison Rayne & Tara.

*Beer Money cut a promo and pretty much intimate that they are waiting for Matt Hardy to call Jeff Hardy to face them at Sacrifice without using Jeff's name. Matt comes out and says they showed guts when they dared call out Hulk Hogan, but they still make him sick and are worthless. Matt says he and Jeff Hardy were raised to be champions and he and his partner are going to take the belts at Sacrifice. But, his partner isn't Jeff Hardy. Out comes, I swear to God, Chris Harris. It's Harris and Hardy vs. Beer Money.

*Sangriento pinned Suicide.

*Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair come out immediately after the match. Flair kicks Suicide low. Hogan says that he runs the show and he's tired of waiting. He wants to know who is running games for the network right now or else. Out comes Mick Foley. Foley said that Hulk may have conned his way into the company and they might think that they were the smartest men in wrestling, but now things are going to start to unravel. He said that on 3/3, Jeff Hardy was the champ but then the Network saw what what happening and brought Sting back to TNA and now he's the champion. Foley said that Hogan won't be able to ruin this show and more because this show is called "Impact Wrestling" because it's supposed to be about wrestling. He announces a Battle Royal to determine the number one contender to the TNA title and then says he'd like to introduce Kurt Angle's partner at Sacrifice. A video appears, eventually spelling the word Chyna and she comes out on the stage with Foley. She got, seriously, a MONSTER pop. Everyone chanted her name.

*Crimson defeated Abyss and Samoa Joe. Abyss attacked Crimson and left him laying.

*They re-tape the ENTIRE segment with Mick Foley coming out to confront Immortal. Crowd was dead for this. There were a few small line changes, including Mick saying this show wasn't "TNA" but "Impact Wrestling" so there's the marketing stuff you guys wrote about last week or so.

*Mr. Anderson wins the Battle Royal. Chyna ran out and tossed out Jarrett. She went after Karen but Jeff saved her and they ran away. Dreamer got tossed by Bully Ray even though they are now partners. Steiner and Morgan eliminated each other. Hardy and Beer Money eliminated each other. In the end, Anderson tossed Ray out.

So they are really going to push Tessmacher now?!

Why is Matt Hardy getting a tag team title shot?

OK TNA changed their name to Impact Wrestling. I just hope TNA realizes that a name change isn't going to solve their problems.

More importantly where is Velvet? Have they just dropped the whole Winter / Angelina story already with no explanation from Winter as to why she hates Velvet and wanted Angelina so badly.

Maybe there will be a backstage segment with them or it will continue after Sacrifice. But as I said they really need to have Winter explain her reasons for what she's done. It's been going on since late October an explaination is long overdue.

[Brandon]

Footage from Chyna's TNA Impact Wrestling debut:



How can they use the name Chyna tho?

[Tarry]

May 4, 2011 11:41:21 GMT -5 Brandon said:

How can they use the name Chyna tho?

She changed her name to Chyna, just like Ulitmate Warrior changed his name to Warrior in real life to keep using the name.

[Brandon]

May 4, 2011 11:56:58 GMT -5 Tarry said:

She changed her name to Chyna, just like Ulitmate Warrior changed his name to Warrior in real life to keep using the name.

lol, of course, how naïve of me.

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Spoilers for the 5-19-11 edition of Impact

Dark Match:

* Robbie E. w/Cookie vs. Jessie from Big Brother. Robbie E goes over.

Impact Wrestling (Airing Thursday on Spike TV):

* Immortal minus Hulk Hogan come out to begin the show with an in-ring promo. Mick Foley and Hulk Hogan have meeting in New York so Eric Bischoff is in charge. Brian Kendrick interrupts and all the X Division comes out as well. A huge brawl ensues as Fortune hits the ring.

* TNA X Division Champion Kazarian vs. Abyss is announced for later tonight as well as Amazing Red vs. Samoa Joe and Generation Me vs. Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy.

* Rosita, Sarita & Madison Rayne vs. TNA Knockout Women's Champion Mickie James, Tara and Miss Tessmacher with Mexican America on commentary.Winners, Mickie, Tara & Miss Tessmacher.

* Kazarian vs. Abyss for the TNA X Division Championship. Winner and new TNA X Division Champion, Abyss.

* Samoa Joe beat Amazing Red in an 8 seconds squash match. After the match, Joe doesn't let up but Crimson hits the ring and makes the save.

* AJ Styles comes out for a promo (wearing a neckbrace) and calls out Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer comes out and beats down Styles. Christopher Daniels makes the save. Bully Ray joins in the melee and helps Dreamer take out Styles and Daniels.

* Kurt Angle comes out for a promo and says he and Jeff Jarrett will have a match and it will be for the number one contendership for the TNA Championship. Jeff Jarrett comes out and it ends up being announced they'll face off at Slammiversary for Angle's 1996 Olympic Gold Medal. Velvet Sky pushes Karen Jarrett down the ramp in a wheelchair.

* Generation Me vs. Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy. Winners, Matt Hardy & Eric Bischoff.

* Angelina Love & Winter vs. Velvet Sky in a handicap match. Velvet wins then gets taken out by a returning ODB.

* Backstage, Gunner beats up on Eric Young.

* Ric Flair comes out and cuts a promo, calling out Robert Roode. Roode comes out but is taken out by Immortal.

* TNA Champion Sting says his main focus right now is Hulk Hogan.

Credit: Wrestlingnewsworld

Good to see Velvet win again.
So ODB is back?! I wonder if Velvet going to feud with her now and does she continue this storyline with Angelina & Winter?
Looks like the X division got screwed big time! Abyss is X divison champion?! Really?! Plus GenMe losing to Matt Hardy & Eric Bischoff is just sad.
I'm just going to call Kurt Angle vs Jeff Jarrett the feud that won't end.

[Brandon]

May 16, 2011 21:11:41 GMT -5 @zino said:

* Rosita, Sarita & Madison Rayne vs. TNA Knockout Women's Champion Mickie James, Tara and Miss Tessmacher with Mexican America on commentary.Winners, Mickie, Tara & Miss Tessmacher.

Am I the only other person who thinks they all look alike? I noticed it when everyone was in the ring for that Karen Angle segment and Velvet was shining like a quarter amongst pennies. (Well, more than she normally does!)

Speaking of Velvet, it is good to see her get another win. A big one at that! OBD though? lol

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May 16, 2011 21:22:22 GMT -5 Brandon said:

May 16, 2011 21:11:41 GMT -5 @zino said:

* Rosita, Sarita & Madison Rayne vs. TNA Knockout Women's Champion Mickie James, Tara and Miss Tessmacher with Mexican America on commentary.Winners, Mickie, Tara & Miss Tessmacher.

Am I the only other person who thinks they all look alike? I noticed it when everyone was in the ring for that Karen Angle segment and Velvet was shining like a quarter amongst pennies. (Well, more than she normally does!)

Speaking of Velvet, it is good to see her get another win. A big one at that! OBD though? lol

I agree they do all look alike. Madison might as well be called Mickie James Jr.

I don't really like the idea of Velvet feuding with ODB either. But maybe this feud will be a stepping stone in her quest to win the KO title. Well that's my hope anyway.

More news from this taping. Tarrynator might like this.

Desmond Wolfe returned to TNA Wrestling during tonight's Xplosion taping as the commissioner of the show.

- To put rumors to rest, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero worked a match against Suicide at the Xplosion taping so he is still with TNA Wrestling. Credit: Wrestlingnewsworld

[Tarry]

May 16, 2011 21:27:02 GMT -5 @zino said:

Tarrynator might like this.

Desmond Wolfe returned to TNA Wrestling during tonight's Xplosion taping as the commissioner of the show.

I do indeed. Hopefully that means Xplosion is going to be an all wrestling show rather than a recap show with a short match at the end.

I really hope Velvet beating Angelina & Winter ended the storyline, although it should have been done on PPV, because it really was dragging on.

[Tarry]

May 16, 2011 21:11:41 GMT -5 @zino said:

* Generation Me vs. Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy. Winners, Matt Hardy & Eric Bischoff.

Reminds me of when Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman beat The Hardyz