The Official Impact Spoilers Thread

[Brandon]

Dec 6, 2010 22:28:47 GMT -5 @zino said:

-The Beautiful People defeated Daffney and Sarita in a Knockouts Tag Title Tournament Match.

Yay.

[Tarry]

Dec 6, 2010 22:28:47 GMT -5 @zino said:

-Douglas Williams defeated Abyss with a school boy. After the match, AJ Styles attacked Williams hitting him with the Style's Clash on the entrance stage.

Glad they're giving Doug a real chance.

Dec 6, 2010 22:28:47 GMT -5 @zino said:

-Tommy Dreamer defeated Magnus with the DDT

This annoys me though, Magnus once took Sting to the limit but now he's losing to washed up has beens like Dreamer? I hope once Wolfe returns, London Brawling can move back on iMPACT to pursue the titles.

[Deleted]

Impact spoilers for December 16th.

Impact
-Robert Roode defeated Chris Sabin with the Double R Spinebuster

-We get an in-promo between Matt Morgan and Mr. Anderson. Morgan is questioning whether Anderson is actually still hurt or not. There's a bit of tension between the two. Jeff Hardy interrupts and says that Morgan may be playing Anderson and could still be with Fortune. He called himself and Kazarian bad asses.

-Jay Lethal defeated Robbie E to win the X Division Championship. Cookie interferes mid match but Christy Hemme comes out and takes care of her, handcuffing herself to Cookie. After the match, Lethal and Hemme celebrate with a kiss.

-Orlando Jordan and Eric Young defeated Generation Me when Jordan submitted Max. Young wore the old TNA World Title to the ring. He started a battle royal which involved the referee. Eventually the match returned to normal. Two girls accompanied EY and OJ to the ring.

-Madison Rayne and Tara defeated Mickie James and Miss Tessmacher in a Knockouts Tag Title Tournament Match. Tara used a hard elbow protector on Mickie James.

-Backstage, Kazarian cuts a mini promo about the tag team main event tonight. He runs into Fortune's new bodyguard before saying something else.

-Brother Ray lays out an open challenge to anyone to face him. Apparently he is going by the name of Bully Ray now.

-Bully Ray defeated Amazing Red with the "Bully Bomb." He was going to attack Red after the match but Devon made the save.

-Rob Van Dam defeated Rob Terry with the Five Star Frog Splash

-We get another Double J MMA Invitational for 100,000 dollars. This time a fan named Jay accepts and is swiftly submitted by Jarrett to a Rear Naked Choke. Hot segment from the crowd.

-Jeff Hardy and Kazarian defeated Matt Morgan and Mr. Anderson when Hardy hit the Twist of Hate on Morgan. Anderson's head was badly bandaged up during the match. Rob Terry interfered knocking Anderson to the outside distracting Morgan long enough for the finish.

Xplosion
Angelina Love defeated Sarita with the Botox Injection

Mickie & Tessmacher?! That's a random team.
Really?! Bully Ray!
So Amazing Red finally gets back on Impact just to do the job.
Not really digging these spoilers. The biggest crime of course no BP.
At least Angelina made Xplosion, but poor Vel Vel constantly the victim of BPD.

[Burke]

Angelina Love defeated Sarita with the Botox Injection

Lol.

[Brandon]

Dec 7, 2010 21:54:23 GMT -5 Burke said:

Angelina Love defeated Sarita with the Botox Injection

Lol.

Something funny?

[Tiffany]

Dec 7, 2010 21:54:23 GMT -5 Burke said:

Angelina Love defeated Sarita with the Botox Injection

Lol.

does something amuse you, Burkie?

[Burke]

Leave BritneyBurkie alone.

[Brandon]

[Burke]

^Bitch better stop with "the hand", someone already has that trademarked.

[Tiffany]

see, i was gonna save this gif... but you deserve it for your last couple comments in this thread tbh

[Burke]

Dec 7, 2010 23:21:32 GMT -5 Tiffany said:

see, i was gonna save this gif... but you deserve it for your last couple comments in this thread tbh

I so do not. Although, it's always a pleasure to be on the receiving end of a Maryse related diss gif. May I have another? Please?

[Tiffany]

Dec 7, 2010 23:27:23 GMT -5 Burke said:

it's always a pleasure to be on the receiving end of a Maryse related diss gif. May I have another? Please?

nope.

[Burke]

Rude. I'm being victimized here. I'm thinking of lodging an offical complaint to the powers that be actually. Now, who's in charge here?

[Deleted]

Here are the spoilers for the Knockout segments & matches for December 23rd & 30th.

What I am about to post is some really sad news and it is going to piss some people off. I definitely pissed about it and I will post my thoughts on it later.

December 23rd:
* Backstage Sarita is beating up Velvet Sky and yelling at her. Sarita is using her belt to whip and choke her. Velvet makes some comebacks but is mostly beaten bad by Sarita. Sarita eventually hangs Velvet by the belt. Angelina finally runs in for the save.

* Finals of the Knockouts Tag Tournament, Madison Rayne & Tara vs. The Beautiful People. Velvet is nowhere to be seen. She’s probably too hurt from the attack. Winter comes out towards the end to be Angelina’s tag partner. She gets tagged in and cleans house. Winner via catatonic to Madison from Winter and new Knockouts Tag champions, Winter & Angelina Love.

December 30th:
* Strap Match, Sarita vs. Velvet Sky. Winner is Sarita. She was being choked on Velvet’s back and would hit the turnbuckles as Velvet made her way around. On the 4th one Sarita flipped Velvet over and touched the last turnbuckle. Sarita attacked Velvet after the match but Angelina Love made the save. Velvet was extremely upset afterwards and stormed off in a huff.

* Madison Rayne is out in an evening gown and has four guys in tuxedos with her. They’re carrying her to the ring and open the ropes for her. They all kiss her hand and leave. She screams at everybody to be quiet she has something important to say. She came out to all her adoring fans so they could see what a real champion is. Full of class and elegance, not like some corn fed, poor, country slut. Mickie James comes out and grabs the mic. She says what she’d say might go something like this and hits Madison. She beats her up and then rips Madison’s dress off. Madison bails and makes a run for it.

Xplosion:
* Sarita vs. Miss Tessmacher. Winner via sitout butterfly suplex, Sarita.
(Source: Wrestling News World)

[Brandon]

Dec 9, 2010 22:04:03 GMT -5 @zino said:

* Backstage Sarita is beating up Velvet Sky and yelling at her. Sarita is using her belt to whip and choke her. Velvet makes some comebacks but is mostly beaten bad by Sarita. Sarita eventually hangs Velvet by the belt. Angelina finally runs in for the save.

* Finals of the Knockouts Tag Tournament, Madison Rayne & Tara vs. The Beautiful People. Velvet is nowhere to be seen. She’s probably too hurt from the attack. Winter comes out towards the end to be Angelina’s tag partner. She gets tagged in and cleans house. Winner via catatonic to Madison from Winter and new Knockouts Tag champions, Winter & Angelina Love.

This is a joke, right?