The Official Impact Spoilers Thread

[Angelwings]

The turkey suit thing again?

Yeah, because it didn't suck badly enough the previous times they did it.

Next thing you know, TNA will do their take on the Shockmaster.

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Impact spoilers for this week.

-Devon and The Pope defeated Ink Inc and Mexican America to earn a shot at the World Tag Team Titles.

-We get an in-ring promo between Sting and Bobby Roode. They go back and forth on the mic with Sting being ticked off on how Bobby Roode treated Dixie Carter last week. They are joined by AJ Styles in the ring and later on Jeff Hardy. A Non-Title Triple Threat Match between Roode, AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy was signed for tonight.

-Austin Aries comes out. He brags about reigniting the X Division and brags about beating everyone. Kid Kash comes out and has a few words talking about how he was X Champion before. Aries lays the belt between them. Both Aries and Kash shake hands but end up cheap shotting each other to end the segment.

-Mickie James defeated ODB in a Street Fight.

-We got a backstage segment with a bunch of Knockouts washing cars in bikinis. An argument breaks out between them which results in a bunch of wrestlers getting involved and separating the girls.

-Robbie E defeated Rob Van Dam to retain the Television Title. Eric Young came out with a fire extinguisher distracting the referee. As RVD was about to get the win, Chris Daniels came out of nowhere and hit his finisher allowing Robbie to pick up the win.

-Bobby Roode defeated AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy in a Triple Threat after Jeff Jarrett interfered and pushed Hardy off the top rope. Sting comes out and announces that at Final Resolution, it will be Hardy vs Jarrett in a Steel Cage Match. If Jarrett wins then Hardy is gone but if Jarrett wins then Hardy gets a World Title shot. He also bans Karen Jarrett from ringside.

XPLOSION
-Samoa Joe defeated Douglas Williams with a leg submission.
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So they gave Gail all the titles and she doesn't even defend them? Her and Madison should at least be made to defend the KO tag titles. Hopefully the Knockout segment comes off better than what it reads. I just don't know what to say about this company anymore.

Also another makeshift team gets a title shot. I won't complain because this might be The Pope's only chance of winning some gold.

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I hope that TNA is not considering making Jeff Hardy world champion again. This guy embarassed them big time at Victory Road so why would they even want to make him their top guy again is beyond me. If Bobby Roode ends up losing the title to Jeff Hardy then he should seriously quit the company.

[Tarry]

Nov 28, 2011 21:41:29 GMT -5 @zino said:

Samoa Joe defeated Douglas Williams with a leg submission.

I'm actually going to make the effort to watch this.

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Impact spoilers for December 8th.

-We open with an in-ring promo with Sting, Dixie Carter and Bobby Roode. Sting wants Roode to apologize to Dixie but Roode refuses to. Roode ends up spitting on Dixie then bailing from the ring.

-Abyss defeated Samoa Joe after interference from Bully Ray and Scott Steiner. After the match Steiner and Ray were in the ring with Abyss trying to kiss up to him when Abyss hit Steiner with the Black Hole Slam.

-Another promo in the ring this time involving Devon, The Pope, Crimson and Matt Morgan. All four men set up their match at Final Resolution. When Pope gets the mic he runs down Crimson and Matt Morgan. A fight breaks out where Devon and Crimson fight to the back. Devon's kids get in the ring and help Pope beat down Morgan before bailing from the ring.

-Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne. Afterwards Gail Kim comes out and stares down Mickie.

-Garett Bischoff defeated Gunner with a rollup. After the match, Gunner Piledrove Garett on the concrete on the outside (with help from Eric Bischoff). Garett gets tended to by medics and gets stretchered out.

-We get another in-ring promo between Kurt Angle and James Storm. They are setting up their match at Final Resolution. Storm runs down his history about fighting against the odds. Storm allows Angle to hit him from behind but Angle doesn't do so. Good segment!

-Gail Kim defeated Traci Brooks. Traci originally laid down for Gail but kicked out at two. She fought back and had the advantage when Karen Jarrett distracted the referee. Madison Rayne interfered and allowed Gail to pick up the win.

-AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy defeated Bobby Roode and Jeff Jarrett in a tag team match. Hardy and Jarrett fought to the back leaving Roode and AJ in the ring. AJ hurt his knee during the match but was able to reverse Roode's finisher into a rollup. AJ fought off an attack from Roode after the match but was attacked again on top of the stage. Roode attacked AJ's tweaked knee slamming it on the stage.

XPLOSION
-Devon defeated Robbie T with a Spinebuster. Devon cut a promo before the match talking about training Terry.
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Another Madison / Mickie match?! Tired of those!

I would be happy if Traci did beat Gail and won the Knockout title. She was one of the few women who never won it who I feel deserved a run as champion. It's bad enough she's not even allowed to wrestle on a regular basis anymore.

What did Gunner do?

2 weeks with no X Division guys?

The only match at Final Resolution I'm interested in is AJ vs Roode.

Of course my biggest gripe no Velvet and Angelina. But I've noticed they leave them off shows a lot these days.

[Angelwings]

This week - Tape and alternate between watching, peeking in, and fast fowarding.

Next week - Not even worth the effort to put a tape in the VCR/DVD player.

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It sucks that Velvet not only doesn't get a rematch she won't appear next week either. From some other spoilers I read I'm not sure if she will be on tomorrow's show either.

Out of protest I will not be watching Impact this week or next week. I'll watch the Bobby Roode / AJ Styles segments and matches when they posted online though.

[Tarry]

* Bobby Roode and AJ Styles went to a five-minute time limit draw in the opener. Sting came out and gave them five more minutes. Roode works over AJ's injured leg to get the win.

* In the Wild Card Tag Team Tournament, Abyss and Scott Steiner beat Rob Terry and Hernandez.

* Kurt Angle calls out Sting to the ring and demands a rematch against James Storm. Sting says Storm won fair and there is no rematch. Angle threatens to go to Storm's home if he doesn't get his match.

* Zema Ion beat Tony Nese.

* Jesse Neal and Gunner go to a No Contest. Ric Flair was in Gunner's corner. Gunner pushed the referee and after the match, attacked Neal, who had to be stretchered out.

* Jeff Hardy came out and talked about his World Title shot at Genesis. Bully Ray interrupted and reminded Hardy that thye have a match tonight.

* Samoa Joe and Magnus beat Robbie E. and Douglas Williams in the Wild Card Tournament.

* Madison Rayne beat Traci Brooks.

* Brother Devon called out The Pope. Devon's sons came out with Pope. Devon wants to squash the beef but Pope eggs it on. Devon hits Pope with a right hand and tries to leave with his kids. Pope hits Devon with a low blow and leaves with the kids.

* Jeff Hardy beat Bully Ray in the main event. Bobby Roode ran down from commentary and attacked Hardy. They put a table in the ring and put Hardy through it. Sting came down and got in Roode's face but got beatdown by he and Ray. Impact ended with Ray and Roode posing in the ring.

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I remember the Wild Card tournament sounding a lot better when they did a few years ago. I'm obviously rooting for Magnus & Joe though.

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They also taped some Xplosion matches.

Christopher Daniels defeated Devon to advance in the Maximum Impact Tournament.

Samoa Joe defeated Kazarian to advance in the Maximum Impact Tournament. It looks to be Joe vs Daniels in the finals of the Tournament.

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Impact spoilers for December 22nd and December 29th

December 22nd Taping

-Tara and Brooke Tessmacher wrestled in what has been described as a horrible match. Madison Rayne was referee and things ended when Tara and Tessmacher went after her.

-In a Wildcard Tournament Match, Eric Young and ODB defeated Shannon Moore and Anarquia when Moore walked out on his tag team partner.

-Anthony Nese defeated Zema Ion in what was the 2nd Match in a Best of Three Series. Both Nese and Ion are now tied at one.

-In a Wildcard Tournament Match, AJ Styles and Kazarian defeated Christopher Daniels and Rob Van Dam to advance. RVD turned on Daniels during the match which allowed Kazarian to hit his finisher.

-We get an in-ring promo with James Storm who is looking for Kurt Angle. Angle appears on the DixieTron at a Bar in Liepers Fork, Tennessee (Storm's Hometown). Angle eventually spits on a waitress in the bar.

-Bully Ray and Bobby Roode come to the ring for another promo. Ray and Roode are now buddies and want Roode to be suspended for his actions. Jeff Hardy comes out and says Roode won't be suspended because he will lose the title at Genesis. Tonight, we will be getting a tag match where Roode and Ray face Hardy and a partner of his choosing. Sting comes out dressed to wrestle and will be Hardy's partner tonight.

-Sting and Jeff Hardy beat Bobby Roode and Bully Ray. Jeff Hardy hit a Swanton Bomb through a table on Roode during the match.

December 29th Taping

-Gail Kim and Madison Rayne come to the ring and call out Tara and Tessmacher. Madison Rayne is threatening to fire Tara and Tessmacher for putting their hands on her. Sting comes out and says they have no power to fire anyone. He announces that Gail Kim would be facing Mickie James for the title tonight. It looks like Jeff Jarrett ended up being fired while Karen Jarrett was absent for some reason.

-Douglas Williams defeated Gunner by Disqualification. After the match, Gunner DDTed Williams onto the concrete outside leading to a stretcher job.

-Samoa Joe and Magnus defeated Eric Young and ODB to advance in the Wildcard Tournament.

-In a Wildcard Tournament Match, AJ Styles and Kazarian defeated Abyss and Scott Steiner when Abyss turned on Steiner. This set up AJ Styles and Kazarian against Samoa Joe and Magnus. After the match Bully Ray came out and challenged Abyss to a match at Genesis. If Ray wins then Abyss rejoins Immortal. The match ends up being a Monster's Ball Match-Rob Van Dam defeated Kurt Angle when James Storm interfered.

-Gail Kim defeated Mickie James to retain the Knockouts Title when a masked woman came in the ring and hit the Rayne Drop on Mickie.

Xplosion
-Samoa Joe defeated Christopher Daniels to win the Maximum Impact Tournament.
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So Mickie can get a rematch but Velvet can't? What kind of shit is that?!

Also this is going to make four weeks without Angelina or Velvet. What the hell is going on? Maybe they will be used for Wednesday's tapings but I'm not getting my hopes up on it.

At least Samoa Joe won the Xplosion tournament.

[Brandon]

That's weird that these spoilers said the Tara vs. Brooke match was bad. Another one read that it was good, lengthy and back and forth. I guess we'll find out when it airs.

[Tiarnán]

The Diva Dirt spoilers say that the masked woman is "believed to be Melina".

If only.

[Tarry]

Dec 14, 2011 1:53:29 GMT -5 Brandon said:

That's weird that these spoilers said the Tara vs. Brooke match was bad. Another one read that it was good, lengthy and back and forth. I guess we'll find out when it airs.

I saw one that said that Brooke & Tara "put on a clinic".

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Another thing there way too much Madison Rayne in these spoilers. Also why isn't she and Gail defending the tag titles? The last time they defended them was against Mickie & Velvet and that was a month ago.

Angelina and Velvet better be on tonight's tapings.

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December 29th IMPACT Wrestling Taping
-Zema Ion defeated Anthony Nese in a Contract on a Pole Match in their Best of 3 Series. Zema will now face Austin Aries at Genesis for the X Division Title.

January 5th IMPACT Wrestling Taping
-We get a promo with Sting and Jeff Hardy where Sting compares his history of demons to Jeff Hardy's. They are interrupted by Bobby Roode, Bully Ray and Kurt Angle. Roode complains about Sting showing favoritism by giving the screwup Jeff Hardy a title shot. They end up getting interrupted by James Storm and Abyss who talk about their matches with Angle and Bully Ray at Genesis. Sting sets up a Six Man Tag for later in the show.

-Zema Ion and Jesse Sorensen defeated Austin Aries and Kid Kash when Sorensen pinned Aries with his Whiplash maneuver.

-Gail Kim and Madison Rayne defeated Traci Brooks and Mickie James.

-Gunner fought Rob Van Dam to a No Contest. Afterwards Gunner and RVD brawled. Gunner was about to Piledrive RVD onto the concrete but the agents broke things up.

-In the finals of the Wildcard Tag Team Tournament, Samoa Joe and Magnus defeated AJ Styles and Kazarian when Magnus pinned AJ. Christopher Daniels came out during the match which distracted Kazarian to where he missed a tag from AJ.

-Bobby Roode, Bully Ray and Kurt Angle fought Jeff Hardy, James Storm and Abyss to a No Contest. After the match, the heels (Roode and Angle) locked Hardy and Storm in their respective submission moves while Bully Ray hung Abyss with a chain from the apron.

Xplosion
-Robbie E defeated Shannon Moore.
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No Angelina and Velvet on Impact for the reminder of the year or the start of the new year?!

Velvet was on that Coastal Chaos Cruise so she was obviously in Orlando. You mean to tell me they couldn't find anything for her to do on these tapings?