Food

[Mutant Couch]

I was going to post in the food porn one, but this is definitely not fitting. So, yeah a general food thread seemed necessary.

Anyway, I went to what was advertised as a Scottish Pub/Restaurant last night in Burke's honor. So the menu had four (if you push it) items that I would even consider not typical American fare. Scotch eggs and sauerkraut balls*, some sort of meat pie, and then "full Scottish breakfast." There was no specification as to what was included. So, I needed to Google it.



Explain this to me, please. I already don't understand the weird beans on toast/with breakfast thing you weirdos from the UK have going on, but I genuinely don't know what half of that stuff is. Skip the toast, eggs, ham, and that weird random tomato (again wtf?) and run it down for me, pretty please.


*These are actually probably an Ohio thing, but they're gross and I'm blaming you guys.

[Burke]

Those mushrooms in front of the toast look disgusting. They look like slugs. Ugh, I hate mushrooms.

To the left of the egg is a potato scone. I've mentioned them on here before. They're great.

To the right of the egg is a black pudding. I haven't tried one in years.

Above the potato scone is a square sausage. Ours are almost always square.

Not sure what exactly that is next to the black pudding. Looks like a burger that's been dropped on an ashtray or something.

[Mutant Couch]

It's so random. Is it meant to be eaten by one person? Is this a normal everyday thing? If so I'm going to need the rest of the world to back off America for our disgusting food habits. Do you guys just call everything pudding?

[Burke]

It's the type of thing that would be on the menu in cafes and stuff. No one is eating that at home though. Well maybe on a Sunday. A lot of people have a bigger breakfast on Sunday.

[Mutant Couch]

I just accidentally had real bacon for the first time in months. Now it's going to take me forever to convince myself soy bacon is just as good.

[Mutant Couch]

I'm trying out a new stew recipe and it looks and smells like dog food.



So, Jay, I'll send you some.

[Mutant Couch]

Astro, have you been aware of this naked/topless chefs on YouTube thing and deliberately holding out on me?







It's now my mission to find more.

[Astrozombie]

The accents! look we need more of this in 2018