WWE Announcer rank.

[Brandon]

This further confirming that there isn't a straight man that can sext

ugh this is what happens when the ugly nerd turns hot and doesn't get the fuck boy syndrome out of his system before hitting 25.

Smh, the fact that his seemingly timid and always positive demeanor is what mde him so attractive to me. Just to realize the fellow commentators knew wassup. I knew they always shitted on him for a reason...niggas really ain't shit

LMFAOOOOO he looks like he'd cheat on somebody. Like one of those fuckboys that pay subscriptions on those sex sites

Tom Phillips saying he's going to FACE FUCK her

And here I thought only gay men talked to each other like THAT. Woo I'm shooken up.

Tom had y'all fooled, serving

[Brandon]

www.theknot.com/us/renee-tepper-and-tom-hannifan-oct-2017

Aww, I feel fa ha.

[Brandon]

Oh, and uh, this is a better look at the girl he was sexting:

[Burke]

I knew you'd find even more dirt.

[Brandon]

Burke, you strike me as the type who would also be bad at sexting, so if you would ever like some practice, just let me know.

[Mutant Couch]

Since they were 12? He pursued her? What a giant piece of shit. Unless they have an open relationship. In which case she NEEDS to pursue Big E immediately.

[Jayzero]

I think it's just safe to assume at this point anyone involved in the wrestling industry is trash.

[Brandon]

Raw is red.
SmackDown is blue.
Tom Phillips is in his seat with a huge erection to face fuck you.

[Jayzero]

Byron's nudes have leaked now too

edit: "allegedly"

[Brandon]

Mar 3, 2017 15:55:00 GMT -5 Jayzero said:

Byron's nudes have leaked now too

[Brandon]

While I totally believe sext-gate, that definitely isn't Tom's dick that's floating around the internet. The screenshot was proven to be doctored, and there's no way he's wearing stained tighty whities when he's constantly posted up on IG in Hugo Boss.

[Jayzero]

[Burke]

There may be some tea brewing at the SD announce desk.

This week on SD they said that Mauro Ranallo missed the show because of weather/travel issues. JBL shit on him for missing the show then deleted the tweets. Before he did though a bunch of old announcers like Tazz, JR and Josh Matthews chimed in on Twitter and talked about how they never missed a show no matter the weather.

There are reports that the weather isn't the real reason he wasn't there and he's just stopped giving a fuck and is probably going to leave to take a job with the UFC.

[Jayzero]

Eh, he was good at first but he's already gotten annoying. Tom is better and cuter anyway.

[Tarry]

I like that Mauro gives a shit about getting the talent over, but he lost me the night he did that weird "there ain't no party like an uppercut party" call, it made me see him as not just the JR-lite that he clearly is, but also as Matt Striker-lite, and there's no coming back from that.