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Post by Brandon on Jan 31, 2017 0:23:23 GMT -5
With World World III on the horizon, this seems relevant to ask of the Americans. And MC, it's 2017 so you can get drafted too, ho. I don't think they'd take me, tbh. They didn't make my dad go to Vietnam.  I heard you have to pass a mental health test too, and if this thread was any indication, I'm in the clear. And keep in mind that this is Trump's America, so they'll probably bring back DADT. ( Or they'll want us on the front lines.  ) Either way I would RIHfuse to go to war for Trump and take the five years in jail. Or flee to Glasgow and gets my Anne Frank on with Burke.  |
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Post by Jayzero on Jan 31, 2017 0:36:10 GMT -5
The California governor already said he's planning on telling Trump to go fuck himself as much as he can, so we'll probably have a Cal-exit in the event of a draft. Trump can suck my nut while future President Brown is around.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 31, 2017 3:18:29 GMT -5
I need to start building a bunker. You guys can come if you bring a cute straight friend. Jay, your brother no longer counts.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 31, 2017 3:34:12 GMT -5
You guys can come if you bring a cute straight friend. Oh, yeah, because we really wanna be trapped in a bunker listening to that. It's bad enough when I wake up to the sound of my dog licking herself. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 31, 2017 3:49:55 GMT -5
Good luck in Burke's weird doll room.
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Post by Brandon on Jan 31, 2017 4:07:29 GMT -5
Good luck in Burke's weird doll room. I'll turn it into a massage room and work from home. Under the table, of course, so the American Nazis don't catch wind of a paper trail and drag me back to the states for conversion camp. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 7, 2017 1:40:36 GMT -5
Guys, we're safe. There's a bunker article on wikihow. www.wikihow.com/Dig-a-BunkerWe can just edit it and get rid of any information relating to letting air in. |
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Post by Brandon on Feb 7, 2017 1:51:55 GMT -5
I feel like the premise of the four of us Americans living in a bunker together would make for a great sitcom.
I mean, the jokes about you being stranded with three homos alone...
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 7, 2017 2:25:32 GMT -5
Post-Apocalyptic Will and Grace. We need to pitch this before Trump gets impeached and people are less terrified.
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