Kermit & Miss Piggy Have Broken Up

[Burke]

time.com/3984109/kermit-miss-piggy-break-up/

[Brandon]

Ken and Barbie teas.

[Burke]

Kermit has always deserved better than that awful pig anyway.

[Mutant Couch]

Piggy can do better. She's too glamorous for that swamp dweller.

Burke, check these Piggy/Kermit figures:
www.google.com/search?q=Emilio+Rangel&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIvsyZhM6QxwIVQ1s-Ch1jjADy&biw=1366&bih=667

[Burke]

Aug 4, 2015 18:47:18 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

Burke, check these Piggy/Kermit figures:
www.google.com/search?q=Emilio+Rangel&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIvsyZhM6QxwIVQ1s-Ch1jjADy&biw=1366&bih=667

Why did I click...

That second picture is on some Eyes Wide Shut shit.

[Mutant Couch]

This was my personal favorite:
pbs.twimg.com/media/By2KyomIgAAFIg6.jpg

I don't know what's wrong with the guy that made them.

[Brandon]

[Burke]

Kermit now has a thing with a new girl, Denise.





Some of the reactions, of course, are gold.

Kermit’s ass is such a hypocrite
He out here spilling the tea on our business while his amphibious ass out here leaving his wife of almost 40 years for some much younger, thinner, lighter skinned IG model lookin’ pig Denise. But that’s MY business Kermit

[Mutant Couch]

Miss Piggy is winning this break up. She's spending time with a Hemsworth while Kermit is messing with that broke bitch.

https://instagram.com/p/7DW7yyQxZr

[Brandon]