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Post by Burke on Jul 27, 2017 17:35:51 GMT -5
I love pocket knives.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 28, 2017 20:01:55 GMT -5
Never in my life has a round frustrated me so badly. First of all, there's this fucking Chad following me around the whole time, doing NOTHING. I found ALL of the car parts and even poured the gas myself, and when I dropped the battery off and told Chad to install it, first of all, he took a swing at me, and then he took longer to put it in than I would have. I seriously considered killing him while his back was turned and putting it in myself. 😠Then once I said that the car was ready, three motherfuckers run up when there's already two of us at the car. And again, I found all the pieces. Lol, I was like... nah. Whew, then these motherfuckers kept crashing my car, and when we finally made it to the main road I told the dude driving to take a right, because the exit was RIGHT THERE, but he took a left instead and took the long way omfg. Oh, and when I was standing still in the beginning I was messaging Burke that he better at least let me be the last one alive, and look at who he tries to pull outta the car. That's why you got stabbed in the throat, bitch. You and Astro gonna learn to stop fucking with me.  I so wish I had just kept the keys for myself, and installed the battery as well and escaped on my own and left everyone else for Burke to kill. |
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Post by Burke on Jul 28, 2017 20:15:44 GMT -5
I just grabbed the first person I could. I didn't realise it was you at first.
And at least you escaped, which is more than can be said for you the next round when I was driving.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 28, 2017 20:21:25 GMT -5
lol that was the round before.
I found the fuse in that one, but some other guy had put the gas and the battery in, but then he ran off to look in the boat house, so I knew he was looking for the keys. I went into some nearby cabins and started searching for them, and then I noticed this little dot hiding out in another cabin on the map, and I sucked my teeth, knowing it was probably Burke, and asked him if he had the keys and he said yeah. Smmfh. So I told him to get to the four seater, and the poor guy who had found the parts wasn't back yet, but Burke just hopped right in the driver's seat and started it, so I jumped in too. This dumbass bitch kept crashing into Jason, and the guy who found the parts had returned by now and jumped in the car, and every time Jason would stop it, he and I would jump out and stun him. But the problem was, instead of staying in the car and starting it asap, Burke's dumbass kept jumping out too, so us stunning him was all for nothing, because by the time Burke got back in the car and got it cranked, Jason was up again. This repeated until our weapons broke. Then we FINALLY made it to the road, and Burke had SO much room to drive around Jason when he teleported in front of us, and I even told him, DON'T drive into him. And guess what he does. And we got killed ten feet from freedom.
I know this is all kiikiis but Burke, for real, stop fucking hoarding parts, or get. On. Your. Mother. Fucking. Mic. And tell someone you have them.
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Post by Astrozombie on Jul 28, 2017 20:43:58 GMT -5
For what it's worth I had a pleasant experience playing last night. I'd managed to fix the phone box and call the cops. It came down to me and two other people when the cops arrived. Jason got them and when it was just me running for the exit, he tried to grab me but I dropped the fire crackers and ran my way to victory. There was a collective 'boo' from everyone in the chat, but then I looked the leader board thing and realized I was the only one to survive.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 28, 2017 20:45:19 GMT -5
Jason got then and when it was just me running for the exit, he tried to grab me but I dropped the fire crackers and ran my way to victory. My impact. |
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Post by Brandon on Jul 28, 2017 23:12:43 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Jul 29, 2017 19:02:05 GMT -5
I was in the barn and saw Jason chasing Astro just outside so went out and tried to distract him. We both ended up getting killed.
Being nice never pays off for me. I should've let him catch you while I made my escape.
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Post by Astrozombie on Jul 30, 2017 4:25:23 GMT -5
Oh my god watching people play who aren't particularly good is frustrating. I was watching my brother play this and I was getting so mad I had to take a step back and take a breath. From his camera movement to constantly looking at the controller for the right button. And when he'd get the map, he'd leave it up too long and get mad when Jason caught/killed him. And I'm just trying to bite my tongue. But it was even worse when he got to play as Jason for the first time. Lordy. His movement with the camera was so clunky and he kept thinking the lil circles on the walls were people when they were knives. And he'd take a minute in between swings to break doors and I was just like they already left the cabin!!!!!!
He managed to kill 4/6 people by some miracle and he was so proud of himself while I was still grinding my teeth.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 31, 2017 12:43:20 GMT -5
This was probably the most competent Astro and I have ever looked in a match. I found the keys as Tiffany and got them to the car, and told Astro were they were before Jason killed me, but then I came back as Tommy and between the two of us we found and installed the gas and battery ourselves and escaped. Whew, when Jason morphed in front of us at the very end I was having flashbacks to Burke's driving, when he had all that room to drive around Jason but instead slammed right into him, but Astro came through. Omg though, I for sure thought we were gonna die, because when you're driving you can't see the map, so Astro was asking me for directions at this fork in the road, and on the mini map we were going north, but when I opened the big map it was inverted and we were going south, so I was like... uh, right! No, left! I almost had him drive us into the lake asdfghjkl.
We'd actually just been joking about how despite all of the games we've played together, we'd never both survived one until last night, which we did four times.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 31, 2017 12:50:48 GMT -5
Also idk why this was so funny to me.
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Post by Brandon on Jul 31, 2017 16:56:46 GMT -5
My favorite revenge stories.
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Post by Jayzero on Jul 31, 2017 17:56:58 GMT -5
Tommy's voice is awful
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Post by Brandon on Jul 31, 2017 19:51:17 GMT -5
It's the same guy who played him in Jason Lives lol. |
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Post by Brandon on Aug 1, 2017 2:00:03 GMT -5
omfg
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