2016 US Presidential Race

[Mutant Couch]

I mean just by voting for him his female followers already proved that they think men are superior. Women should just spread their legs for any man who snaps his fingers and make him a sandwich after the gross reptilian's clammy out of shape pale meat sack heaved over her for a pump or two.

[Burke]

I wish there had been a hidden camera in the room during that Trump/Kanye meeting.

[Brandon]

Is he saying that companies shouldn't refuse service to anyone for any reason?

[Jayzero]

Also, Twitter kinda made him? Way to bite the hand that feeds, Donny.

[Mutant Couch]

Teen Vogue keeps coming for Trump and it's hilarious. Does Nickelodeon have a magazine that can also come for Trump? I need Spongebob calling him a fascist.

[Mutant Couch]

On a serious note I do hope he manages to get unpresidented and then MW decides to induct the word in his honor as a synonym for impeachment.

[Burke]

You couldn't make this up. That is amazing.

[Brandon]

[Brandon]

Peep this tweet and the replies if you need a laugh.

[Mutant Couch]

Omg. Everything about that is amazing.

[Brandon]

Carl Paladino, who served as New York co-chairman for President-elect Donald Trump's campaign, was asked by Artvoice magazine "What would you most like to happen in 2017?"

His response: "Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to [senior White House adviser] Valerie Jarrett, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her being a nice person and decapitated her."

Asked "What would you like to see go in 2017?" Paladino attacked the first lady in sexual and racist terms:

"Michelle Obama. I'd like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortable in a cave with Maxie the gorilla."

Literally what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?

[Brandon]

I can't believe this is really her lol

[Burke]

I read that no big stars want to perform at Trump's inauguration ceremony. Compared to Obama who had enough support he could probably have held his own music festival.

I wonder how low they'll have to go to find someone willing to do it.

[Brandon]

They're forcing The Rockettes to perform.

[Brandon]

Damn, the president of Mexico is a savage.