Jersey Shore

[Brandon]

Who's excited for Season 2 premiering July 29th? I know I've missed Snooki and the gang.

In related news, Sammi is off the hook for those assault and battery charges from a few weeks ago. You tell 'em, girl. Can't nobody hold the Jersey Shore down.

[Tiffany]

Oh, you know they're gonna try their best to outdo themselves this season... now that they're self-aware and everything. Apart from a few scenes, obviously, I thought the first season was kinda slow. I'm holding out hope for this one.



Sue me, but I really find JWoww kinda qt. Angelina is the only one I can't stand; she's running that name through the dirt btw. 'Kim Kardashian of the Staten Island,' my ass. She thinks she's a spicy BP, but she's vanilla marinara at most.

[Brandon]

You're not alone. I think JWoWW is cute. Her implants always look great in those boob tubes.

Plus, you've gotta love someone who can look sexi and still whoop that ass.


You're right about Angelina. I always forget about her until someone brings her up. I'm sure the rest of the cast does too.

[Tiffany]

lol, is Angelina even on the cast this season?

[Brandon]

Nope, lol. She's on the Jersey Shore blacklist.

[Brandon]

Trailer for Season 2.



I guess Angelina is back. No show is complete without a villain.

[Tiffany]

Jul 1, 2010 11:21:20 GMT -5 Brandon said:

Angelina is back.

[Brandon]

Cast Of 'Jersey Shore' On Strike! Don't They Realize How Replaceable They Are?

Evidently under the impression that working 10 hours a week and drinking to the point of fighting nightly is an asset in salary negotiations, the MTV cast is holding out for more money!

It's the news every hardworking American longs to hear — seven twentysomethings who do nothing but drink and start fights are demanding more money before beginning to film the new season of their show. That's right, the Jersey Shore kids have gone on strike today according to TMZ who reports, "The cast was supposed to begin shooting 'at home' scenes today for season three, but we're told JWoww, Ronnie, Sammi, Pauly D and Vinny — who are spread out between New York and Rhode Island — told the crews they weren't shooting without new contracts." Please, please, please fire them MTV!

Sources go on to tell TMZ that, "the cast feels they can make more money doing appearances for two months, rather than filming the show." Who are these people that are interested in attending events the Jersey Shore cast is at and thus subsidizing these appearance fees? Wouldn't the presence of a girl in a beehive, I mean bump-it, kartwheeling through a bar with no underwear be a deterent to attending?

Either way, I am sure MTV can find 7 other young adults willing to get drunk on camera. I can even recommend some.

www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/07/18/jersey-shore-cast-on-strike-season-3-more-money/

Noooooo! Handle this, MTV.

[Brandon]

I finally got around to watching season two today. So much drama, thanks in large part to Angelina. Such a drama mama.

Ronnie is by far the most embarrassing drunk I have ever seen, and that's saying something.

[Tiffany]

The Situation's New Book Cover

'Jersey Shore' star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a new book coming out and we have your first sneak peek.

Titled 'Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,' the book is "the bible for Situation Nation."

The book includes a complete GTL-guide and will showcase his more sophisticated side with chapters about how to cook the perfect lasagna and how to find a life partner. Yes, we're serious.

According to Amazon, "This book will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off) ... From there it's my guide to the 'Jersey Shore,' battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger."

The book will be released on Nov. 2.

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[Tiffany]

"Jersey Shore": 15 Most Outrageous Moments of S2

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS AH HEEEEEEEAH! OH YEAHHHHH!


15. Snooki and J-Woww Detoxify the Community Smush Room
Snooki and J-Woww donned Outbreak attire and attempted in vain to clean the hookup room. We presume that once this season is over, the Community Smush Room will be declared a radioactive landfill.


14. Oh, Canada!
Sitch brought a lady from ''Canadia'' back to the house. Suffice it to say that she was not quiet when in the throes of passion, as the housemates discovered while listening outside the door and eating Nutella.


13. Snooki Fights Angelina
Fed up with all the fake people in her life, Angelina delivered a farewell speech to the house. Her words angered Snooki, who demurely removed her earrings and then demurely tackled Angelina. Greco-Roman wrestling ensued.


12. Snooki and J-Woww Rescue, Then Murder, a Lobster
Snooki and J-Woww freed a lobster from the vile clutches of Chef Situation. They wanted to keep it as a pet. They named it Charlie. Unfortunately, Snooki and J-Woww collectively have the marine-biology acumen of a fifth grader, so their first act was to submerge Charlie in a bowl of tap water. Death followed.


11. ''I'll Go Sleep With My Girl Now.''
Although it would be wrong to call anything about Jersey Shore cute, Sammi and Ronnie's relationship added a note of relatively quiet relative monogamy — and true love — to season 1. That all went out the window in season 2, as the newly single Ronnie went out to the clubs, made out with half of Miami, and then slyly returned home to Sammi's bedroom.


10. Emilio Cheats, Snooki Screams
Snooki's boyfriend Emilio called with some important information: ''I f---ed a girl. A girl f---ed me tonight. I f---ed up.'' Snooki reacted to this news by waking up Greater Miami with her screams.


9. Busty? Busted!
The boys were enjoying an evening in the hot tub with some local gals. But then they found some mysterious skin-colored breast stuffing floating in the water. Where could that have come from? (One of the ladies sat silently and looked extremely bashful.) The boys started playing an impromptu game of catch. Advice to all women: Never, ever, ever appear on Jersey Shore.


8. Angelina Leaves...Again
Angelina lasted only three episodes in season 1. In season 2, we got to witness a full 10-episode descent into infamy, as the entire house slowly turned against her. Then she was gone again. But don't fret, viewers. You have to remind yourself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.


7. Ronnie Gets Incredibly Drunk, Accidentally Fixes Relationship
Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all life's problems. Sammi was finished with Ronnie, tired of his cheating ways. But then Ronnie came back from the club more drunk than anyone has ever been. He was absolutely legless. Sammi took care of him. They've been a functional (albeit awful) couple ever since.


6. Everyone Has Smushed Everyone
Snooki and J-Woww set out to create a complete map of the intrahouse hook-ups. Results: Every housemate has basically hooked up with every other housemate. Or, as J-Woww put it, ''Spit's been crossed.''


5. Sammi Confronts J-Woww About the Telltale Letter
I think it was Saint Bernard of Clairvaux who said, ''The road to hell is paved with good intentions.'' Saint Bernie: You ain't kidding. When J-Woww co-wrote an anonymous letter to Sammi revealing Ronnie's infidelities, she probably wasn't expecting to end up in a hair-pulling catfight with her. (Ronnie remains unpunished, unless you consider dating Sammi a punishment.)


4. The Situation Learns an Unwelcome Lesson About Menstruation
During a house cleanup, the Situation found one of Angelina's used maxi pads on the floor of the bathroom. Disgusted and appalled, Sitch did the mature thing and put the maxi pad under her pillow.


3. Vinny Hooks Up With Snooki and Angelina
Life is chaos, so nobody was really too surprised that Snooki — after discovering that his bed was incredibly comfortable — got together up with Vinny. The real surprise came later, when mortal enemies Angelina and Vinny spent the night together.


2. J-Woww Wears This and Calls It a Dress
No. (Yes!)


1. The Situation Eats While Pauly Smushes
Rejected by the girl he took home from the club, The Situation made himself an egg sandwich. Yum! Then he settled in to watch Pauly's smush session. Vom! Then he offered Pauly a bite of the egg sandwich. Brilliant!


idgaf. i (still) love jwoww, and this show is hilarious. haters stay pale.

new episode tonight. ahhh yeah

[lukell]

Sorry couldn't resist

[Mutant Couch]

I think Snooki is cute. Anyway, I'll be checking Situation's book out from the library.

[lukell]

Which one's the one with the kind of funny hair was his name Kylie-D or something?

[Tiffany]

oh, dear