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Post by Brandon on May 30, 2014 18:11:23 GMT -5
I helped my friend who's a lesbian join Tinder today and she was a biT perturbed because I forgot to tell her to set it so she would only see other women seeking women.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 30, 2014 22:56:08 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on May 30, 2014 23:22:08 GMT -5
That is literally all I've ever wanted.
Someone try it and report back without being axe murdered so I know it's safe.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 30, 2014 23:38:06 GMT -5
That is literally all I've ever wanted. Someone try it and report back without being axe murdered so I know it's safe. I know. This is why I shared it with you. We should make Burke a profile and use him as a guinea pig. |
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Post by Burke on May 31, 2014 3:10:54 GMT -5
I know I'm not the only person who clicked this expecting to see a vegetable dating site. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 31, 2014 12:16:44 GMT -5
What is wrong with you? On the plus side I see you're not vetoing our/my plan to use you for an experiment. I'm taking this as a go ahead. If you could just slide a kilt pic to one of us, we can get this going. Also, I want you guys to be the first I introduce my future husband to.  After the ceremony I'll make him an account. |
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Post by Burke on May 31, 2014 12:37:01 GMT -5
You've been trying to solicit that kilt pic out of me for years now.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 31, 2014 21:37:00 GMT -5
I'm starting to think you're not even Scottish. You're probably just Welsh.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 2, 2014 0:58:00 GMT -5
The guy from above sent me three more messages. He and I are going to have so many babies. More importantly...  Ew. Which one of you found my profile and is trying to Catfish me? J/K I know it's Jay. |
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 2, 2014 1:14:16 GMT -5
What is wrong with you? On the plus side I see you're not vetoing our/my plan to use you for an experiment. I'm taking this as a go ahead. If you could just slide a kilt pic to one of us, we can get this going. I almost forgot. Since you refuse to participate in this I'm never going to be able to find your soul mate. She's going to need proof of your ancestry. |
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Post by Burke on Jun 2, 2014 4:34:51 GMT -5
Ouy and intetested were a nice touch.
Twatt though?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 2, 2014 9:59:51 GMT -5
Yeah I probably shouldn't have made it right before sleeping. I'll probably even fix them.
It was an option on the drop down menu. Why wouldn't I use that option?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jun 4, 2014 23:43:14 GMT -5
I don't think I'm ready for Tinder yet. It's too much.  I can't be bothered to screenshot more, but that's just what happened within five minutes of swiping to the right for some people. More importantly, those are all opening lines. I was unaware that everyone in the city was that desperate. Someone else also asked me to meet them in a public bathroom. |
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Post by Brandon on Jun 5, 2014 0:19:47 GMT -5
Some guy who follows me on Instagram inboxed me and said he thought I was really cute and he'd love to hang out sometime and he included his number. At first I was like aww that's nice and then I looked and saw that I was only one recipient and he sent the same message to me and five other guys.
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Post by Brandon on Jun 6, 2014 10:06:00 GMT -5
I just matched with a guy on Tinder who I had an anonymous hook-up with via Grindr.  |
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