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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 10, 2015 0:13:04 GMT -5
Raw kind of sucked. More importantly I think I just went on a date with Burke. I thought the guy was going to explode when Cena came out. It would have been adorable if the guy wasn't so annoying. Still, a free ticket is a free ticket.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 14, 2015 14:19:49 GMT -5
Blocked.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 14, 2015 15:10:58 GMT -5
Lordy the thots are out in full force today trying to find a last minute Valentine's. I've already been propositioned for TWO different threesomes. I'm finna sleep on these hoes, literally, and take a nap.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 14, 2015 15:48:21 GMT -5
Lucky. I just got messages about cuddling. Oh and the guy I went to Raw with (Burke Jr. from henceforth) asked me to dinner tonight. He's really nice and just a little daft. I'll probably go. If he wasn't so nice I could probably get behind this, but I don't like guys that cater to me. I need someone not afraid to tell me I'm being a bitch. I wouldn't mind having someone around that actually likes wrestling to go to events with though. So, Burke how should I go about sliding him into the friend area without it being rude?
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Post by Burke on Feb 14, 2015 18:05:21 GMT -5
So, Burke how should I go about sliding him into the friend area without it being rude? I'm not helping you here and plotting against a fellow Cena fan. Us CeNation people stick together.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 19:25:39 GMT -5
how should I go about sliding him into the friend area without it being rude? By going out to dinner on Valentine's Day
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 15, 2015 15:14:36 GMT -5
He took me to a pizza buffet. He has to know, right? So, Burke how should I go about sliding him into the friend area without it being rude? I'm not helping you here and plotting against a fellow Cena fan. Us CeNation people stick together. Oh. Well, now I'm going to have to date him and eventually encourage him to wear a kilt. I'll eventually have him sign up here just so he can see that you're to blame. You're awful.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 16, 2015 11:38:26 GMT -5
Oh. Well, now I'm going to have to date him and eventually encourage him to wear a kilt. I'll eventually have him sign up here just so he can see that you're to blame. You're awful. Honestly just have him join so he can replace Burke. We'll all be better off.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 19, 2015 14:24:01 GMT -5
Burke Jr. brought me over discounted Valentine's Day candy. I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Also, I think some guy is actually attempting to catfish me with pictures that are pretty obvious stock photos. It's the most fun I've had in hours.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 21, 2015 15:32:28 GMT -5
You guys his ringtone is John Cena's entrance theme. I literally fell to the floor when he got a call. I think I'm accidentally dating him, but at this point it's too ridiculous for me to care.
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Post by Brandon on Feb 21, 2015 16:15:40 GMT -5
Come clean, is this person actually just Burke? Is that where he's been?
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 21, 2015 17:40:57 GMT -5
Yes. Don't worry as soon as I bribe him into the kilt I'll share the pics.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2015 21:41:14 GMT -5
Conan & Dave Franco join Tinder:
Conan & Billy Eichner join Grindr:
The Grindr one didn't seem to go so well lol.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Feb 27, 2015 21:09:28 GMT -5
We ended up staying at this really gross hotel for a few days because he wanted to swim. I'm hoping I didn't get scabies. So, yeah we stayed together at a hotel and he didn't really try anything. This is the most awkward pseudo-relationship I've ever had.
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Post by Brandon on Mar 5, 2015 17:57:05 GMT -5
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