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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:25:04 GMT -5
www.firstrow.net/watch/23732/1/watch-wwe-summerslam.htmlMaryse isn’t scheduled to appear as far as I know. Foutaise. Yes, even cursing in French is sexy. I can’t believe I’m going to praise Miz for a second time in like 2 days, but his promo tonight was awesome. He tore the whole of Team WWE a new asshole. “John Cena said I’m the only person who can see him.” “R-Truth promised to write me some crappy raps.” “John Morrison admitted he was the Jannetty of our team.” “Chris Jericho gave me a Fozzy CD and I threw it in the trash.“ Lol.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 20:30:08 GMT -5
Aww, I hate I've missed The Miz's promo. I'll have to dailymotion it tomorrow. The Jericho part made me lulz.
I did hear that the Divas Championship irrelevantly changed hands tonight. Does Alicia's reign out-fail Jillian's for dragging on this long?
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 20:32:59 GMT -5
Why is that referee rubbing Sheamus' milky thigh?
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:32:14 GMT -5
You missed the divas match? I wish I was so lucky. Just awful. And I'm not even going to get into that awful Laycool bit.
Alicia, Jillian, Eve, *beep* etc...all the other Diva title reigns are pretty irrelevant since that's essentially Maryse's title they're carrying around.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:36:20 GMT -5
Storylines like this are why it's hard to admit to ever being a wrestling fan.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 20:36:42 GMT -5
They should just release all of the Divas and start over at this point. Keep Maryse and Kelly Kelly as the Sable and Sunny of this generation and let evolution take its course again.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:38:30 GMT -5
Yeah, Maryse/Kelly/Natalya are like the holy trinity of divas for me. The rest are embarrassing.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 20:40:03 GMT -5
Oh yeah. I like Natalya. I just forget about her because she's so underused. She can be the Luna.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:43:48 GMT -5
Can't believe people pay for this. The only decent thing has been a 5 minute promo. And the main event involves 7 nobodies and Bret “The Hobo” Hart? For real, if it wasn't for Maryse and like 4 or 5 other people I don't know if I could continue to watch this, lol.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 20:46:33 GMT -5
Matt Striker, please refrain from tarnishing Jason Voorhees' good name on this sacred weekend by comparing Kane to him. Thank you.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:47:47 GMT -5
I didn't notice that, thankfully. I've learned to block Striker's inane ramblings from entering my consciousness. It's for the best.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 20:56:30 GMT -5
Lol, this match is boring as fuck. I'm paying more attention to a South Park episode that I've already seen like a dozen times.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 21:01:19 GMT -5
Undertaker's mascara job is looking even more ridiculous than usual tonight.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 15, 2010 21:06:53 GMT -5
Burke? I need an explanation for why you have me watching this.
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Post by Burke on Aug 15, 2010 21:08:26 GMT -5
I really can't apologise enough for this. What a whack ass show.
Finally a Maryse sighting tonight, at last. Seriously, that 2 minute video package has been the highlight of this show.
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