BPX 2014 PLAYOFFS - Round 1

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RAW Top Scorers
1) Daniel Bryan {30} (HYPERBOLE)
2) Randy Orton {23} (THE BRAIN TRUST)
3) Naomi {23} (NEON NIGHT)
4) Hornswoggle {20} (FREE AGENT)
5) Triple H {16} (ALL SHOW... NO GO)
6) Batista {16} (THE BRAIN TRUST)
7) Bray Wyatt {15} (THE BRAIN TRUST)
8) Sheamus {12} (HYPERBOLE)
9) Stephanie McMahon {11} (NEON NIGHT)
10) The Shield {11} (HYPERBOLE/FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT/ALL SHOW... NO GO)

MAIN EVENT Top Scorers
1) Layla {20} (FREE AGENT)
2) Big Show {10} (ZERO HOUR)
3) Cody Rhodes {8} (NEON NIGHT)
4) Goldust {8} (THE BRAIN TRUST)
5) The Funkadactyls {8} (NEON NIGHT/FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT)

SMACKDOWN Top Scorers
1) Cesaro {17} (HYPERBOLE)
2) Jack Swagger {17} (HYPERBOLE)
3) Ryback {17} (THE BRAIN TRUST)
4) Curtis Axel {17} (FREE AGENT)
5) Drew McIntyre {17} (FREE AGENT)
6) Jinder Mahal {17} (FREE AGENT)
7) Kane {16} (ZERO HOUR)
8) Alberto Del Rio {12} (FREE AGENT)
9) Billy Gunn {11} (FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT)
10) Road Dogg {11} (FREE AGENT)

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MCena and Burke get a bye this week but I'm still gonna keep track so you guys can see how your team does

[Mutant Couch]

Mar 16, 2014 18:59:47 GMT -5 Jayzero said:

MCena

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No, but seriously. Stop. I don't want Burke to end up pushing his weirdo Cena fascination off onto me and then getting a haircut similar to mine and trying to kill me or somehting

[Brandon]

Mar 16, 2014 20:49:49 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

I don't want Burke to end up pushing his weirdo Cena fascination off onto me and then getting a haircut similar to mine and trying to kill me or something

He's not the one you need to be worrying about.

[Mutant Couch]

You? All I'd have to do is yell "Tatum dick pics" and I'm in the clear for an escape.

Besides, you just want to bang him. I think Burke wants to eat his soul and live in his skin or something.

[Brandon]

Mar 16, 2014 21:20:22 GMT -5 Mutant Couch said:

I think Burke wants to eat his soul and live in his skin or something.

Whelp. If he ever does propose to Nikki, now we'll know why.

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So, those good and bad awards I made at the beginning of the season, I've been keeping track of them this whole time. Should I award them now since the regular season is done or wait and include the playoffs?

[Burke]

This week:

Commodus & Lucilla – Burke & Mutant Couch


Random peasants and tigers fighting for our amusement: Jayzero, Tarry, BFizzle & Tiarnán

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Remind me, how does that movie end?

[Burke]

I fell asleep halfway through.

I'll pretend nothing important happened after that.

[Mutant Couch]

Mar 17, 2014 13:00:01 GMT -5 Jayzero said:

So, those good and bad awards I made at the beginning of the season, I've been keeping track of them this whole time. Should I award them now since the regular season is done or wait and include the playoffs?

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Now.

[Deleted]

I'll post them in a bit. Oh, also, Burke, you've now passed 1,000 points

[Deleted]

I realized a couple of the awards have to include the playoffs so I'm just gonna hold off on all of them.

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RAW RESULTS
Triple H +5 AP (Appearance Points)
Batista +5 AP
Randy Orton +5 AP
Randy Orton +3 Brawl Loss
Batista -3 Brawl Loss
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Jimmy Uso +3 BP (Backstage Points)
Jey Uso +3 BP
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Batista +3 BP
Renee Young +3 BP
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Zeb Colter +5 AP
Jack Swagger +6 Tag Match
Cesaro +6 Tag Match
Jimmy Uso +6 Tag Match
Jey Uso +6 Tag Match
Cesaro +2 Win
Jack Swagger +2 Win
Jimmy Uso -1 Tag Loss
Jey Uso -1 Tag Loss
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Kane +3 BP
Roman Reigns +3 BP
Dean Ambrose +3 BP
Seth Rollins +3 BP
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Hornswoggle +15 RETURN! Points
Hornswoggle +5 AP
Bad News Barrett +5 AP
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Christian +5 AP
Sheamus +8 MP (Match Points)
Titus O'Neil +8 MP
Sheamus +2 Win
Titus O'Neil -3 Loss
Sheamus +5 AP
Renee Young +5 AP
Christian +3 Brawl Win
Sheamus -3 Brawl Loss
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John Cena +5 AP
Bray Wyatt +5 AP
Erick Rowan +5 AP
Luke Harper +5 AP
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Daniel Bryan +3 BP
Randy Orton +3 BP
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Randy Orton +8 MP
Randy Orton +10 Specialty Match
Daniel Bryan +8 MP
Daniel Bryan +10 Specialty Match
Batista +5 AP
Batista +3 Brawl Win
Batista -3 Brawl Loss
Daniel Bryan +2 Win
Daniel Bryan +5 Specialty Match Win
Randy Orton -3 Loss
Randy Orton -5 Specialty Match Loss
Randy Orton +5 AP
Batista +3 Brawl Win
Randy Orton -3 Brawl Loss
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Paul Heyman +5 AP
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Triple H +3 BP
Stephanie McMahon +3 BP
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Summer Rae +5 AP
Fandango +8 MP
Goldust +8 MP
Cody Rhodes +5 AP
Goldust +2 Win
Fandango -3 Loss
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Kane +3 BP
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Kane +5 AP
Dean Ambrose +5 AP
Roman Reigns +5 AP
Seth Rollins +5 AP
Jerry Lawler +5 AP
Dean Ambrose +3 Brawl Win
Roman Reigns +3 Brawl Win
Seth Rollins +3 Brawl Win
Kane -3 Brawl Loss
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Brie Bella +5 AP
Nikki Bella +5 AP
Cameron +6 Tag Match
Naomi +15 RETURN! Points
Naomi +6 Tag Match
AJ Lee +6 Tag Match
Tamina +6 Tag Match
Naomi +2 Win
Cameron +2 Win
AJ Lee -1 Tag Loss
Tamina -1 Tag Loss
AJ Lee +5 AP
Tamina +5 AP
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Big Show +6 Tag Match
Big Show +3 BP
Big E +6 Tag Match
Mark Henry +6 Tag Match
Dolph Ziggler +6 Tag Match
Ryback +6 Tag Match
Curtis Axel +6 Tag Match
Damien Sandow +6 Tag Match
Alberto Del Rio +6 Tag Match
Big Show +2 Tag Win
Big E +2 Tag Win
Mark Henry +2 Tag Win
Dolph Ziggler +2 Tag Win
Ryback -1 Tag Loss
Curtis Axel -1 Tag Loss
Damien Sandow -1 Tag Loss
Alberto Del Rio -1 Tag Loss
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Batista +3 BP
Renee Young +3 BP
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Kofi Kingston +8 MP
Bray Wyatt +8 MP
Erick Rowan +5 AP
Luke Harper +5 AP
Bray Wyatt +2 Win
Kofi Kingston -3 Loss
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Triple H +5 AP
Daniel Bryan +5 AP
Stephanie McMahon +5 AP
Triple H +3 Brawl Win
Stephanie McMahon +3 Brawl Win
Daniel Bryan -3 Brawl Loss