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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 17, 2014 21:21:13 GMT -5
You know, because there's so many of them. Also, because I've had this song stuck in my head forever and wanted to share the fun. A little bit of this is because I was jealous everyone else has a music thread.
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Post by Burke on Jan 17, 2014 21:30:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2014 21:31:38 GMT -5
Can't think of any masturbation songs off the top of my head, but here's a song about a boner:
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Post by Brandon on Jan 17, 2014 21:34:25 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Jan 17, 2014 21:38:47 GMT -5
Also, from John Cena's Basic Thuganomics: "You cats couldn't come this hot if you jerked off in the summer heat."
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 17, 2014 21:54:18 GMT -5
I don't even know how to handle the knowledge that you can actually quote lines from John Cena songs.
A classic:
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Post by Tarry on Jan 18, 2014 4:36:29 GMT -5
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Post by Burke on Jan 18, 2014 11:12:07 GMT -5
Let's not bother asking how I happened to come across this one.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2014 12:31:39 GMT -5
I'm judging the fuck out of you right now
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 21, 2014 22:19:47 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon on Jan 22, 2014 21:25:06 GMT -5
Even though Burke once again failed to play his position and posted my most obvious selection like the grand high douche that he is, I'm lifting my protest of this thread long enough to contribute this...
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 23, 2014 20:32:27 GMT -5
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Post by Angelwings on Jan 25, 2014 21:53:07 GMT -5
Here's an 80's classic about a vaginal orgasm. Will that do? Some samples of the lyrics " Blood races to your private spots" " Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls" " Come inside my sugar walls" " Come spend the night inside my sugar walls" " Heaven on Earth inside my sugar walls" Sheena was pretty hot then and had a nice career as a singer too. I think she is doing Vega$ these days and doesn't look bad yet afaik.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 26, 2014 19:48:32 GMT -5
This thread is now making me sad. I was expecting more contributions, especially by Burke. Now I just feel like a pervert.
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Post by Astrozombie on May 4, 2014 6:08:25 GMT -5
I randomly remembered this just now and laughed really hard.
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