BPX 2014 - WrestleMania XXX

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Okay. Rosters are set. Here's the board:

[Brandon]

I think I'll drop Titus for Zack Ryder.

[Burke]

Can I swap Rey Mysterio for Renee Young? I need at least one hot chick on my roster.

[Deleted]

but the midget fights

that just reminded me. Remember when WWE tried to start that midget division on Smackdown?

[Deleted]

Board is posted. Don't worry, you don't need glasses. Proboards shrunk it so it's looks blurry for some reason

[Tarry]

[Mutant Couch]

Brodus for Cesaro. Please. Thank you.

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These are our schedules, made completely at random before the draft. Everyone plays everyone twice before the "Playoffs"

Week 1
MC vs Tarry
B Fizzle vs Burke
Tiarnan vs Jayzero

Week 2
B Fizzle vs Tiarnan
Tarry vs Jayzero
Burke vs MC

Week 3
MC vs B Fizzle
Jayzero vs Burke
Tiarnan vs Tarry

Week 4: ROYAL RUMBLE PPV Ends the Week
Jayzero vs B Fizzle
Tiarnan vs MC
Burke vs Tarry

Week 5
Tarry vs B Fizzle
Burke vs Tiarnan
MC vs Jayzero

Week 6
Burke vs Jayzero
MC vs Tiarnan
B Fizzle vs Tarry

Week 7
Tarry vs Tiarnan
B Fizzle vs Jayzero
MC vs Burke

Week 8: ELIMINATION CHAMBER PPV Ends the Week
B Fizzle vs MC
Tiarnan vs Burke
Jayzero vs Tarry

Week 9
Tarry vs Burke
Jayzero vs MC
Tiarnan vs B Fizzle

Week 10
Jayzero vs Tiarnan
Burke vs B Fizzle
Tarry vs MC

Week 11: PLAYOFFS ROUND 1 - "Last Chance" Fatal 4-Way
1st Place - BYE WEEK
2nd Place - BYE WEEK
3rd Place vs 4th Place vs 5th Place vs 6th Place

Week 12: PLAYOFFS ROUND 2 - Triple Threats
Winners Bracket Triple Threat
Losers Bracket Triple Threat

Week 13: WRESTLEMANIA XXX - CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES
BPX World Championship: ?? vs ??
US/European Championship: ?? vs ??
Battle to Avoid Last Place: ?? vs ??


I was trying to figure out for the longest time how to make the playoffs cause I didn't really like what we did last time. We knew Tarry was going to be going for the title weeks ahead of time. I didn't want to just do a knockout playoff bracket, cause then the rest of the season wouldn't matter. So I came up with a concept that threw in a little wrestling twist and made a graph showing how it'll work:



It is not as confusing as it looks lol. Basically, at week 11, everyone still has a chance to win, no matter what your record is. But if you're going into the playoffs in 6th place, you have to outscore every single other player in a 3 week span to win. Which, if you're in 6th place, you haven't been scoring very well, so that's quite the feat and you deserve the title. Meanwhile, 1st and 2nd place get to pretty much coast by the playoffs with a nearly 70% chance of making it to the main event of WrestleMania. You'd have to seriously fuck up in week 12 and score the lowest out of 3 people to not make it in. It is also impossible for 1st and 2nd place to end up in the last place match. Because if you had the two best records in the game, you sure as hell weren't last place, and it'd be stupid to say you were at the end of the season.

So once everyone is settled in their Mania match, all you gotta do is win. And I mentioned it before but you may have missed it, WrestleMania is worth DOUBLE POINTS. Not the whole week, just the single PPV show itself. So if you're losing after SmackDown, WrestleMania is your chance to turn things around. Make sure you're going in with the right roster.

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Also, I want to announce the "Trophies" I'll be handing out at the end of the season. Unfortunately we no longer have trophy cases for real belts, but you'll still be praised (or in some cases shamed) in front of the entire board...

Good Awards

BPX World Championship: 1st Place
----- BPX 2014 Champion. Awarded to the best of the best. We all bow to your greatness.

Intercontinental Championship: 2nd Place
----- You're not the World Champion, but you're the next best thing.

BPX United States/European Championship: 3rd Place
----- You won at WrestleMania! Not the main event, but hey, you still won. You can't call yourself World Champion, but you can go ahead and call yourself the champion of wherever the hell you're from.

Hulkamanic: Most Points Scored During Season
----- You and your roster ran wild on BPX and outscored every other show, brother!

The Phenom: Longest Winning Streak
----- Week after week they stepped up to you, and each time you put them right back down. Whether or not you went undefeated is another story.

The Big Red Machine: Most Points Scored in a Single Week
----- Just like when Kane dominated the 2001 Royal Rumble, you brought hellfire with you and reached a score unheard of by mere mortal men.

The Great One: Highest Scoring Draft Pick
----- You certainly know how to pick 'em. Luckily for you they didn't leave to go film a movie mid-way through the season.

Pushed: Least Points Scored On You During Season
----- Sure, you may have won a lot, but only because you're kissing the right ass somewhere. Your opponents barely got any offence!



Bad Awards

"Never Give Up": Last Place
----- You tried, and that's all anyone ever asked you to do. Rise above this loss.

Cancelled: Least Points Scored During Season
----- You did know there was a game going on, right? And that you were involved? I almost called this the Nitro award, but I mean, even they were in the lead at one point.
 
Jobber: Longest Losing Streak
----- Maybe you should try TNA 

The Maven: Lowest Scoring Draft Pick
----- Are you sure you wanted to pick them?

The Santino Marella Appreciation Award: Least Points Scored in a Single Week
----- Just like the Big Red Machine award is named after the man who had the very best Rumble appearence, this one is named after the man who had the very worst. "I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready!"

Buried: Most Points Scored On You This Season
----- a.k.a. the Triple H award. Someone certainly hates you backstage. Ouch. It's okay if you didn't win a lot. It just wasn't best for business.


"Buried" and "Pushed" are kinda tweener awards cause they can both be used as excuses. If you get last place, but also get the Buried award, you have every right to say "Fuck y'all, I had a harder schedule." And if you get 1st place, but also get the Pushed trophy, we have every right to say "Fuck you, you only won cause you had an easy schedule."

[Tiarnán]

disappointed that I didn't get Brie but I like my guys and I'm not going to ditch them right away. gosh.

[Mutant Couch]

Is this where we trash talk?

Tarry, Daniel Bryan could possibly score more points this week than El Torito. Bam!

[Tarry]

Jay, could I possibly suggest a new scoring catergory before we officially get underway?

I'm thinking 100 points for whenever a dwarf shows up dressed like a bull. Is everybody okay with that?

[Deleted]

I was thinking about giving points for pin attempts, finishers, and uses of foreign objects... but then I'd actually have to pay attention to the matches

[Mutant Couch]

You should give points for wardrobe issues.

[Deleted]

HULKAMANIAC: Most Points Scored During Season

HYPERBOLE (MUTANT COUCH) {1308 Points}
-- You and your roster ran wild on BPX and outscored every other show, brother!
Runners-Up:
THE BRAIN TRUST {1119}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {1090}





THE GREAT ONE: Highest Scoring Draft Pick

ALL SHOW... NO GO (BURKE) {Roman Reigns - 271 Points}
-- You certainly know how to pick 'em. Luckily for you they didn't leave to go film a movie mid-way through the season.
Runners-Up:
HYPERBOLE {Daniel Bryan - 266}
HYPERBOLE {Dean Ambrose - 266}
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {Seth Rollins - 239}
THE BRAIN TRUST {Big E - 229}
THE BRAIN TRUST {Randy Orton - 212}
ZERO HOUR {Kane - 207}





THE MAVEN: Lowest Scoring Draft Pick

NEON NIGHT (TIARNÁN) {Tyson Kidd - 0 Points}
-- Are you sure you wanted to pick them?
Runners-Up:
HYPERBOLE {Brodus Clay - 0}
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {Titus O'Neil - 0}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {Rey Mysterio - 0}





THE PHENOM: Longest Winning Streak

HYPERBOLE (MUTANT COUCH) {5 Wins}
-- Week after week they stepped up to you, and every time you put them right back down. Whether or not you went undefeated is another story.
Runners-Up:
THE BRAIN TRUST {4 Wins}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {3 Wins}
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {3 Wins}
ZERO HOUR {1 Win}
NEON NIGHT {0 Wins}





JOBBER: Longest Losing Streak

NEON NIGHT (TIARNÁN) {10 Losses}
-- Maybe you should try TNA
Runners-Up:
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {4 Losses}
ZERO HOUR {2 Losses}
THE BRAIN TRUST {2 Losses}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {1 Loss}
HYPERBOLE {1 Loss}





PUSHED: Least Points Scored On You This Season

FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT (B FIZZLE) {862 Points}
-- Sure, you may have won a lot, but only because you're kissing the right ass somewhere. Your opponents barely got any offense!
Runners-Up:
THE BRAIN TRUST {870 Points}
HYPERBOLE {898 Points}





BURIED: Most Points Scored On You This Season

NEON NIGHT (TIARNÁN) {1077 Points}
-- a.k.a. the Triple H award. Someone certainly hates you backstage. Ouch. It's okay if you didn't win a lot. It just wasn't best for business.
Runners-Up:
ZERO HOUR {926 Points}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {943 Points}





THE BIG RED MACHINE: Most Points Scored in a Single Week

HYPERBOLE (MUTANT COUCH) {260 Points - Week 7)
-- Just like when Kane dominated the 2001 Royal Rumble, you brought hellfire and reached a score unheard of by mere mortal men.
Runners-Up:
THE BRAIN TRUST {232 Points - Week 7}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {219 Points - Week 7}
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {191 Points - Week 3}
ZERO HOUR {187 Points - Week 3}
NEON NIGHT {88 Points - Week 4}





THE SANTINO MARELLA APPRECIATION AWARD: Least Points Scored in a Single Week

NEON NIGHT (TIARNÁN) {22 Points - Week 7}
-- Just like the Big Red Machine award is named after the man who had the very best Rumble appearence (pre-Roman Reigns), this one is named after the man who did the very worst. "I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready!"
Runners-Up:
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {45 Points - Week 1}
ALL SHOW... NO GO {48 Points - Week 1}
ZERO HOUR {48 Points - Week 1}
THE BRAIN TRUST {59 Points - Week 1}
HYPERBOLE {81 Points - Week 2}





CANCELLED: Least Points Scored During Season

NEON NIGHT (TIARNÁN) {438}
-- You did know there was a game going on, right? And that you were involved? I almost called this the Nitro award, but I mean, even they were in the lead at one point.
Runners-Up:
FRIDAY NIGHT BITCH FIGHT {806}
ZERO HOUR {821}