2013 Slammy Awards Thread

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It's that time of year where I reach my peak of embarrassment to be a wrestling fan.. The Slammy's!

RAW Awards

SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Shawn Michaels
John Cena
Randy Orton
CM Punk
Daniel Bryan
Big Show
Brock Lesnar

DIVA OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Eve Torres
AJ Lee
The Bella Twins
The Funkadactyls
Natayla
Kaitlyn
Eva Marie

MATCH OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Bret Hart
Undertaker vs CM Punk at WrestleMania 29
The Rock vs John Cena at WrestleMania 29
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs The Shield at Battleground
Triple H vs Brock Lesnar at Extreme Rules

DOUBLE-CROSS OF THE YEAR
Presented by: The Shield
Triple H costs Daniel Bryan the WWE Championship at SummerSlam
Shawn Michaels costs Daniel Bryan the WWE Championship at Hell in a Cell
Mark Henry's "retirement speech" on RAW
Paul Heyman costs CM Punk the Money in the Bank contract

INSULT OF THE YEAR
Presented by: The Miz
Stephanie McMahon degrades Big Show
AJ Lee disses the Total Divas cast
Paul Heyman disowns CM Punk
Zeb Colter offends the Universe

"LOL!" MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Presented by: The New Age Outlaws
The Rock Concert at Raw 20th Anniversary
Vickie Guerrero is fired as GM of Raw
Titus O'Neil throws up on JBL, Michael Cole and Zeb Colter
The Great Khali and Jinder Mahal charm Santino's cobra

EXTREME MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Mick Foley
The Shield Triple Powerbombs The Undertaker
Ryback spears John Cena through the LED light board
CM Punk exacts vengeance on Paul Heyman at Hell in a Cell
The Wyatts crush Kane at SummerSlam

FAN PARTICIPATION OF THE YEAR
Presented by: The Prime Time Players
Fandango-ing
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Let's go Cena/Cena sucks!
What's Up?

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WWE App Pre-Show Awards

BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR
Presented by: John Laurinaitis
The Wyatt Family
Big E Langston
Fandango (w/Summer Rae)
The Shield

TRENDING NOW (HASHTAG OF THE YEAR)
Presented by: Cody Rhodes & Goldust
#BelieveInTheShield
#FollowTheBuzzards
#BestForBusiness
#WeThePeople

BEARD OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Santino Marella
Daniel Bryan
The Wyatt Family
Damien Sandow
Zeb Colter

"THIS IS AWESOME!" MOMENT OF THE YEAR
Presented by: Christian
Dolph Ziggler cashes in Money in the Bank
Daniel Bryan wins WWE Championship at Night of Champions
Big Show knocks out Triple H
Kofi Kingston chair hop save during Royal Rumble

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WWE.com Awards

"WHAT A MANEUVER!" AWARD
Daniel Bryan's Running Knee
AJ's Black Widow
Roman Reigns' Spear
Antonio Cesaro's Swing

FACTION OF THE YEAR
The Shield
The Wyatt Family
The Real Americans
3MB

"YOU STILL GOT IT!" (BEST SUPERSTAR RETURN)
Rob Van Dam
Goldust
Bella Twins
Bruno Sammartino
Chris Jericho

COUPLE OF THE YEAR
Triple H & Stephanie
Fandango & Summer Rae
Tyson Kidd & Natalya
Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella
John Cena & Nikki Bella
Jimmy Uso & Naomi

TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR
The Shield (Rollins & Reigns)
Prime Time Players
The Usos
Cody Rhodes & Goldust
The Real Americans

FEAT OF STRENGTH OF THE YEAR
Antonio Cesaro swings The Greak Khali
Ryback Shell Shocks Mark Henry
The Shield Triple Powerbombs Big Show
Mark Henry pulls two trucks with his bare hands

"SAY WHAT?!" QUOTE OF THE YEAR
"Paul, say somethin' stupid" - Brock Lesnar to Paul Heyman
"Rise above THIS!" - Damien Sandow to John Cena
"One stipulation: I'm in my boys' corner and I'll be your huckleberry all night long" - Dusty Rhodes to Triple H
Paul Heyman's volcano tirade

BEST DANCE MOVES
Fandango
Summer Rae
R-Truth
Funkadactyls
The Great Khali
"Miz-co" Inferno

FAVORITE WEB SHOW
WWE Inbox
30-Second Fury
The JBL & Cole Show
WWE Top 10

BEST CROWD OF THE YEAR
Raw after WrestleMania 29 (East Rutherford, NJ)
WWE Payback (Chicago)
SummerSlam (Los Angeles)
April 22 RAW (London)

CATCHPHRASE OF TE YEAR
"YES! YES! YES!"
"That's what I DO"
"FAAAAAHHNNN... DAAAAHHHNNN... GO"
"Follow the buzzards"
"We the people"
"Believe in The Shield"

Some of these categories and nominees make me die a little inside...

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Who I think should win:


SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR: Daniel Bryan
Cena and Orton have been same old shit all year. Punk didn't really do anything besides feud with Undertaker and Paul Heyman. Big Show needs to stop, and Lesnar shouldn't even be nominated for this.


DIVA OF THE YEAR: The Bella Twins
AJ's year was last year despite being Divas Champion. Even though Kaitlyn and The Funkadactyls both went up a few levels this year, they still haven't had their breakout moments. Natalya needs to stop, and it's way too soon for Eva Marie. The Bella's have really stepped up their game since returning, and now they finally have their own personalities. I would say Brie more so than Nikki due to her singles run while Nikki was injured, but they're grouped together so Nikki can have a trophy too. If anything for putting up with Cena.


MATCH OF THE YEAR: Undertaker vs CM Punk @ WrestleMania
CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam. But since that's not nominated, CM Punk vs John Cena on Raw before WrestleMania. But since THAT's not nominated either, Undertaker vs CM Punk at WrestleMania 29. Rock/Cena shouldn't even be nominated, and idr the Battleground match at all. Not as much as their Raw one anyway. Trips/Brock 3 was good but not MotY.


DOUBLE-CROSS OF THE YEAR: Mark Henry
I don't know if I'd call it a double-cross, but it was definitely a swerve that not one person seen coming. Sandow & Rhodes at Money in the Bank should've been nominated, but oh well.


INSULT OF THE YEAR: AJ against the Total Divas
I guess since people were calling it her pipebombshell promo, and then used it to mock AJ Styles' failed "pipebomb" promo on TNA, saying he was outshined by a woman.


"LOL!" MOMENT OF THE YEAR: -
The Rock had a concert this year? Idr it, and none of the others were funny. This category is full of fail.


EXTREME MOMENT OF THE YEAR: Ryback & Cena
Ryback spearing Cena through the screen was the one and only extreme moment out of the nominees, even though I don't remember it happening at all.


FAN PARTICIPATION OF THE YEAR: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Giving it to the "Yes!" chants even though they broke out last year, just because WWE murdered Fandango-ing just a week after it was born.


BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR: Fandango
It's between Big E and Fandango, but Fandango comes with a side of Summer Rae so he wins. Shield broke out last year and have been losing to the Uso's all year and the Wyatt Family sucks.


TRENDING NOW (HASHTAG OF THE YEAR): The Shield one, I guess
Who the fuck cares?


BEARD OF THE YEAR: Damien Sandow
Cause he's the only one that's heard of a beard trimmer apparently.


"THIS IS AWESOME!" MOMENT OF THE YEAR: Dolph cashing in
It's the only one I marked out for, and the crowd made it amazing. Plus, anytime someone takes the title off Del Rio I love it.


"WHAT A MANEUVER!" AWARD: Roman Reigns' Spear 
Kaitlyn's spear, but since it's not nominated I guess I'll settle for Roman's.


FACTION OF THE YEAR: The Shield
The others suck.


"YOU STILL GOT IT!" (BEST SUPERSTAR RETURN): Goldust
Jericho had the most shocking return at Royal Rumble, RVD had the most anticipated return at Money in the Bank, and the Bellas have probably had the best overall return. But I'm giving it to Goldust, cause I never thought I'd see him again, and I never thought I'd see him look this damn good in the ring. He's almost 50 and he's in the prime of his career right now. Please give this guy a great farewell run. He deserves it.


COUPLE OF THE YEAR: Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella
Bryan & Brie are by far the cutest couple who seem to actually be in love. Cena/Nikki & Tyson/Nattie are a mess, Fandango & Summer I never thought were meant to be a couple, and Triple H & Stephanie need to stop. Jimmy & Naomi get 2nd place.


TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR: Cody Rhodes & Goldust
They put on great matches every single show.


FEAT OF STRENGTH OF THE YEAR: Shield Powerbombing Big Show
Cause that is a hell of a lot of weight on Roman's spine. The Mark Henry thing was probably fake.


"SAY WHAT?!" QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "Say somethin's stupid"
I'd love to give it to "Rise above THIS" cause that's awesome, but the fact that he got his ass handed to him afterwards killed it.


BEST DANCE MOVES: The Funkadactyls
I'd love to say Summer, but Cameron & Naomi would win in a dance off. Which is something I hope this leads to.


FAVORITE WEB SHOW: WWE Inbox
Cause it's not a horrible top 10 list, 30-seconds of the same move over and over, or annoying as fuck but thinks it's hilarious. Just real questions, with real answers.


BEST CROWD OF THE YEAR: Raw after WrestleMania 29
Cause those people were drunk as fuck, and they deserve every award ever.


CATCHPHRASE OF TE YEAR: "That's what I DO" 
I dig it.

[Mutant Couch]

I enjoy The Slammy's and I'm not at all ashamed of it.

[Burke]

Yeah, I love the Slammy's.

My favourite part is the awkward scripted banter by the presenters. Bret Hart for instance will probably be completely deadpan (as usual) during his segment like he's awarding someone an Oscar or some serious prestigious trophy and I find that shit hilarious.

The only thing that ruins it are those pesky matches in between. I want three full hours just with awards being handed out.

[Mutant Couch]

Dec 9, 2013 12:26:03 GMT -5 Burke said:

Yeah, I love the Slammy's.

My favourite part is the awkward scripted banter by the presenters. Bret Hart for instance will probably be completely deadpan (as usual) during his segment like he's awarding someone an Oscar or some serious prestigious trophy and I find that shit hilarious.

The only thing that ruins it are those pesky matches in between. I want three full hours just with awards being handed out.

I agree. They need skits and the wrestlers doing musical performances. I want a 3MB and Cameron collaboration.

[Brandon]

I can't be bothered to do a prediction for every award but I hope the Bellas, the Funkadactyls and Summer sweep in the categories they're nominated for.

[Burke]

A lot of the things nominated I either didn't see or don't remember.

Like The Rock having a Rock Concert (and there being a 20th anniversary RAW show). I remember the one where he butchered We Will Rock You and joked about Cena's divorce but that was from 2012.

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I voted for Summer Rae and the Bellas in their respective catagories.

[Brandon]

Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan won Couple of the Year and the Funkadactyls won Best Dance Moves.

[Burke]

Let the ceremony commence.

[Brandon]

I think CM Punk looks cute with his new hair so I like him again. (⊙‿⊙✿)

[Burke]

I downloaded the WWE App like a year ago and have never bothered with it.

I'm going to finally use it now to cast my votes though.

[Burke]

Hopefully that was the only match of the night.

JBL's smile is slightly disturbing looking.

[Brandon]

Billy Gunn looks like a Cheeto.

[Burke]

I want Billy Gunn's suit.