Rank the Divas! Nov 2013 edition.

[Tiarnán]

It's been a while and we have some fresh girls. I'd love to do a Knockout one but lol.

Just generally: I'm liking the Divas at the minute ... it feels like it's the most distinct they've been in years, thanks in part to Total Divas, but also because they seem to have been making more of an effort.

The list:

AJ Lee
Aksana
Alicia Fox
Brie Bella
Cameron
Eva Marie
JoJo
Kaitlyn
Layla
Lilian Garcia
Naomi
Natalya
Nikki Bella
Renee Young
Rosa Mendes
Stephanie McMahon
Summer Rae
Tamina Snuka
Vickie Guerrero

If you fancy ranking them here are the NXT girls:

Alexa Bliss
Bayley
Charlotte
Emma
Kendall Skye
Paige
Raquel Diaz
Sasha Banks

[Tiarnán]

TRANSCENDS EVERYONE: Stephanie McMahon - made the Big Show seem interesting for a minute. In 2013. That says it all. Evil bitch.

1. Naomi - I love how much she enjoys what she does, and how much she wants to prove herself. I think she'll be there for a long time.

2. Brie Bella - I love the new Brie. Total Divas has shown her to be a complete sweetheart and she's also the most beautiful woman on the roster (when she wears less makeup), and she's getting so good in the ring as well.

3. Natalya - That weird mini-feud with AJ hurt her, but I blame the writing. Nattie is great and I hope they pair her with TJ permanently.

4. Renee Young - The best WWE hiring in years. Where did she come from? I feel like she's the most professional interviewer/publicity person/whatever else she does that I can remember them hiring and she brings to much to the table.

5. AJ Lee - Has grown on me a lot after falling down a little in the last year. I think she does the snotty, superior heel thing a lot better than she does the crazy thing or the geeky face thing. She just keeps getting better and objectively she's the best thing the division has had going for it in years.

6. Alicia Fox - Alicia I love. I wish they'd do something with her but it's nice to see her as heel partner number two at least, a while ago she didn't even appear on TV. I think she's gotten a lot prettier lately too, mostly because she's found hair that works for her.

7. Nikki Bella - I love that the Bellas seem like separate entities now, thanks to TD. Brie is better but I like Nikki's spunk and though it's hard to judge cause she's been out for so long, her wrestling on Raw impressed me.

8. Cameron - Hilarious. I don't know if I see her becoming a full-time wrestler but I'd love her to stick around as a face valet/cheerleader in future, she's good at it and could help get people fan support. Ditch Vincent.

9. Aksana - I like Aksana. She's not spectacular but she's started incorporating more of her personality into her matches which what I've been wanting. The crawl can go.

10. Tamina Snuka - Much better and funner as a face but she's getting better in the obligatory imposing powerhouse role. I think the partnership with AJ works well.

11. Summer Rae - Glad to see her transitioning into a wrestling role. If AJ wasn't around I'd say she'd be Diva's Champion by summer (har har har) time. Screeching is annoying (I know, I know, but it's more high pitched) but I guess it works for her.

12. Lilian Garcia - Lilian is cool.

13. Vickie Guerrero - Vickie is cool.

14. Kaitlyn - I like her new hair colour and she's come so far as a wrestler. They probably should have capitalized on her growing popularity post AJ feud. Her jokes annoy me.

15. Layla - Oh Lay. I want to put her above Kaitlyn for past glory but uuuggggh. Is she even still a heel? Did that count as a turn? God knows.

16. Rosa Mendes - The blonde hair is back and worse than last time. I wish her well and I hope they find something to do for her, even if it's just pairing her with whatever Primo and Epico are called now as the bull's sidekick. She'd be good at the goofy comedy thing.

17. JoJo - I thought I liked her but then she got all whiney.

18. Eva Marie - More boring than face Michelle and face Eve combined.

[Tiarnán]

omg I forgot Steph.

[Deleted]

Favorites
1) Kaitlyn
- Love at first sight
2) AJ Lee
- 2nd only to Kaitlyn but still high above the rest
3) Brie Bella
- Was always the better Bella. Nothing has changed. Total Divas made me fall in love
4) Summer Rae
- Goddess
5) Paige
- Awesome look, cool gimmick, love the accent
6) Renee Young
- Possibly the best interviewer they've ever had that isn't just a diva with nothing better to do


Like
7) Cameron
- Hot & Hilarious
8) Naomi
- Not as hot as Cameron but still hilarious
9) Aksana
- She's really been growing on me the past 2 years
10) Stephanie McMahon
- She's really been going downhill the past year, but it's Steph. Nostalgia won't let me hate her
11) Layla
- Hot but annoying at times
12) Sasha Banks
- Still haven't really seen much. Love her teaming with Summer tho
13) Emma
- Sometimes she annoys the hell out of me but sometimes she's hilarious. I like her more than I dislike her
14) Natalya
- Total Divas made me sour on her. She's pretty annoying. Like her as a wrestler tho
15) Vickie Guerrero
- Is becoming pointless but I've always liked Vickie
16) Lilian Garcia
- I sometimes forget she's even back but I've always liked Lilian


Don't Dislike
17) Eva Marie
- Insanely hot, but doesn't have much of a personality
18) Alexa Bliss
- Really cute, but I haven't seen her do anything
19) Bayley
- Her gimmick is really cute
20) Alicia Fox
- Pretty but pointless
21) Rosa Mendes
- See Alicia Fox


Don't Care About
22) JoJo
- She's whatever
23) Lana
- Haven't seen her do anything but stand around. Has potential
24) Tamina Snuka
- Lost cause
25) Kendall Skye
- Kinda hot, but terrible announcer


Don't Like
26) Charlotte
- Sunburnt and flabby like her father
27) Raquel Diaz
- Ugh
28) Nikki Bella
- Superficial goldigger. Terrible by association

[Mutant Couch]

1. Natalya Love her. I even like her on Total Divas. She knew what she needed to do to get that air time.
2. Vickie Guerrero She's my hero. I want to be her character in 20 years, but in real life.
3. Naomi and Cameron Love them both equally and for different reasons.
4. Summer Rae She's alright in the ring and she has a personality. Most importantly she's with Fandango.
5. Aksana She's not and probably never will be a good wrestler. She's fun though. She needs to seduce some more old guys.
6. Nikki Bella Hilarious.
7. Brie Bella Not as entertaining, but the better performer.
8. Kaitlyn Honestly, I don't really care about her, but she's this high for getting rid of that two-toned mess.
9. Lilian Garcia She's there.
10. Stephanie McMahon I still prefer her brother.
11. Alicia Fox Never really given a chance to do anything.
12. Renee Young An interviewer. I still miss Grisham and Coach.
13. Tamina Snuka Decent, but boring.
14. Eva Marie Placed for hair. She initially showed promise on Total Divas, but went on to be pretty bland.
15. AJ Lee Sick of her. I'm just done seeing her on tv for a while. She hasn't done anything relevant to me since before she was GM.
16. Layla Is she with TNA now or something?
17. Rosa Mendes Meh.
18. JoJo Go away.

[Brandon]

Summer Rae: Y'all already know what time it is. As soon as she burns that hideous attire, the sky is the limit.
Cameron: Bitch you better work.
Nikki Bella: Like Brie, she's really stepped it up. The Bellas generally wrestle better as faces, but they're both on top of their game. I love that they owned their veteran claims and it's even sweeter knowing Maria is watching from home, mad salty about it. Nikki only ranks higher than Brie for having a hotter body and banging Cena.
Brie Bella: Currently slaying everyone in the division, in-ring wise.
Naomi: Incredibly athletic but lately she's been just as sloppy.
Eva Marie: I love her red hair and dominatrix attires and I genuinely enjoy watching her attempt to wrestle because it makes me reminisce on Lacey Von Erich. (✿◠‿◠)
Alicia Fox: All I ever asked of her was that she found a wig that works for her, and even though it took her five years, she finally did it. So yay.
Renee Young: She's probably the first backstage correspondent since Maria who hasn't been completely interchangeable. I see her sticking around for as long as she wants, provided she looks the part.
Natalya: The attires and the moveset are so toasted at this point. I'd like to see her freshen it up.
Rosa Mendes: Needs to slap some toner on that dye job.
JoJo: She's irrelevant but at least she's got a fresh face, a perky ass, and was smart enough to land a main event guy to secure her meaningless position.
Aksana: Terrible in the ring and the black hair makes her look even older.
Stephanie McMahon: If she has the money I don't see why she doesn't just hire a stylist.
Lilian Garcia: I mean, who cares.
AJ Lee: She's overrated and apparently owns only one outfit, but at least she finally succumbed to the Diva mold she claimed to be against and got a decent weave and learned how to properly apply makeup. (◕‿◕✿)
Tamina Snuka: Her current role is the most interesting thing she's done in her career and playing the strong, silent type hides her flaws - of which there's plenty.
Vickie Guerrero: I don't even know what she's doing these days, but I'm sure it's nothing we haven't seen before.
Kaitlyn: I still hate Kaitlyn and her bulbous body, but at least she hasn't been on TV in like 8 months so she hasn't had a chance to annoy me much these days. (◡‿◡✿)
Layla: Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you - right up your ass.

[Burke]

Stephanie McMahon (no one is taking her number one spot - well unless Maryse or Trish return)
Nikki Bella (it took her 5 years to do it but she managed to replace Brie as my favourite Bella - Astro was right all along)
Summer Rae
Cameron
Brie Bella
Renee Young
Naomi
Emma (the dance off with Summer was enough for her to be in the top half)
Eva Marie
Jojo (would have been lower until I heard her sing at SummerSlam and she was good - I don't think she'll ever be a proper wrestler but I'd like to see her replace Lilian eventually)
Kaitlyn
Alicia Fox
Layla
Rosa Mendes
Natalya
Vickie Guerrero
Aksana
AJ Lee
Tamina Snuka
Lilian Garcia

[Brandon]

Dang, Burke. Tell us how you really feel about Lilian.