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Post by Tarry on Jan 28, 2013 13:58:51 GMT -5
Beautiful Persons Rumble On the pre-show Jesse Sorensen quickly defeats Robert E. to retain his BP Intercontinental Championship. The PPV officially gets underway as Paul Heyman leads Heyman Enterprises ( Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho, D'Angelo Dinero & Edge) to the ring. Out next is Tiffany and Tiffany's Talent Agency (BP Cruiserweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, BP Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players & The Miz). The match starts with Heyman getting into the face of Tiffany and talking down to her, Tiffany recoils at Heyman's bad breath and tells him he needs a tic tac. She then hits him with the most devastating Bitch Slap I've ever seen and puts a foot on the chest of Heyman for the win. Tiffany orders her new and improved stable up the ramp so they can work on a game plan for later tonight. Brock Lesnar makes his way out to the ring for the MMA Exhibition Match. Archibald Peck's voice is heard over the speakers as he introduces Lesnar's opponent, "Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for my friend, Mixed Martial Archie!" Mixed Martial Archie bursts through the curtain and makes his way to the ring, he looks really familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it. Hmmmm. The formal introductions are made and we're ready to go! Just as Lesnar and MMArchie are ready to come to blows, the music of PGE hits the speakers. Tiarnán and his team walk to the ring with safety gear in their hands. Tiarnán grabs a microphone and tells Lesnar and MMArchie that he can't let them continue until they adhere to PGE's strict safety regulations. He tries to hand Lesnar a pair of heavily bubble wrapped gloves and a padded helmet. Lesnar refuses and he and MMArchie find theirselves on the receiving end of a PGE beatdown. Up next is the 3-Way for the BP Women's Championship, Molly Holly is out to the ring first, and she's followed by Naomi (w/ Cameron). BP Women's Champion Brooke Tessmacher is out next and the match gets underway! After some back-and-forth action, Molly Holly hits the Molly-Go-Round on Tessmacher, she then gets caught off guard with the Booty Call, and Naomi covers Molly to win the championship! The Funkadactyls celebrate Naomi's big win as the crowd gives her a standing ovation. Backstage, Tiffany tells the members of the new and improved Tiffany's Talent Agency that if they let her down tonight, there will be a performance evaluation this Wednesday on NFA. She then informs Dolph Ziggler and Chris Jericho that they have a warm up match against each other later tonight. The London Riots are lead to the ring by the BP British Heavyweight Champion THE Tarrynator for the upcoming 4-on-4 Elimination Match. Tarry grabs a microphone and complains about having to face "that bloody great lumux." He doesn't get through much of his rant though, because he's interrupted by the music of The Great Khali. Khali and Hornswoggle make their way to the ring and await the arrival of their tag team partners. Their first partner is none other than Doink the Clown! The London Riots break into a fit of laughter at Khali & 'Swoggle's choice, but the laughter soon ends when their second partner comes through the curtain, The Boogeyman! The London Riots quickly exit the ring as Khali and Friends enter it. The London Riots have a quiet team talk before Tarry sends Nigel McGuinness into the ring first. McGuinness runs right into a Brain Chop from Khali and quickly finds himself locked in Doink's Stump Puller with no choice but to submit. Wade Barrett enters the ring and knocks out Doink with the Bull Hammer, he then covers him to eliminate him from the match. Barrett then pulls Hornswoggle into the ring and eliminates him with a Bull Hammer also. The Boogeyman enters the ring and hits Barrett with the Boogeyslam to eliminate him. Boogeyman calls for Tarry to get in the ring, but he sends Paige in instead. Paige tries to flirt with The Boogeyman, but Boogeyman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of worms, he then shoves them into his mouth, much to the disgust of both Paige and Tarrynator. Boogeyman grabs Paige by the hair to kiss her with a mouthful of worms, but Paige kicks him between the legs and runs up the ramp. The referee calls for the DQ and it's announced that Paige has been eliminated. Tarry then enters the ring and hits Boogeyman with Tarrydise to eliminate him. Khali then enters the ring and throws Tarry into the turnbuckle. He chops at his chest and then throws him across the ring. Khali sets up for the Punjabi Plunge, but Barrett and McGuinness hop onto the apron to distract both Khali and the referee. Tarry takes full advantage of the distraction and he grabs a cricket bat from under the ring, he then knocks Khali for six and tosses the bat back out of the ring. The referee turns around just in time to see Tarry drop Khali with Tarrydise for the win. Tiffany's Talent Agency clients Chris Jericho and BP Cruiserweight Champion Dolph Ziggler meet in a warm up match. Ziggler gets the win over his new teammate with the ZigZag. The Rock n Sock Connection make their way to the ring for the confrontation with Lacey Von Erich. After running through the usual catchphrases and pandering to the audience, The Rock & Mick Foley invite Lacey to join them in the ring. Lacey walks onto the stage and tells them that they're going to regret crossing her, then suddenly two men attack The Rock n Sock Connection from behind and lay them both out with Clawslams. Lacey then introduces the world to her cousins, Ross & Marshall, The Von Erich Legacy. It's time for the BP Tag Team Championship match as BurkeZero make their way to the ring. They're followed by the team of Brandon & John Cena, although Brandon doesn't look like he's too interested in the match as he's got his head buried in his phone once again. Tiffany then leads the BP Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players to ring and the match is underway. Titus O'Neil starts the match with Burke and John Cena. Brandon and Tiffany spend the whole match gossiping and catching up with each other instead of focusing on the action. Cena exits the ring and asks Brandon to explain what he's doing. "Can't you see I'm talking? Rude." Cena snatches Brandon's phone and enquires, "Who's J?" Brandon snatches his phone back and slaps Cena before exiting up the ramp with Tiffany. Burke charges as Cena on the outside, but Cena sidesteps and he goes flying over the barricade. Cena then slides in the ring and plants Jayzero with an Attitude Adjustment, however he can't make the cover, because Darren Young quickly rolls Cena up to retain the titles. It was now time for our main event of the evening. The Beautiful Persons Rumble match for the BP World Championship! The full list of participants were as following: Austin Aries, Brian Kendrick, Burke, Chris Jericho, Cody Rhodes, CM Punk, D'Angelo Dinero, Daniel Bryan, Darren Young, Dolph Ziggler, Edge, Evan Bourne, Jason ©, Jayzero, Jesse Sorensen, Jessica, John Cena, Johnny Curtis, Kofi Kingston, Magnus, The Miz, Nigel McGuinness, Paul London, Randy Orton, Robert E., Tiarnán, Titus O'Neil, THE Tarrynator, Wade Barrett & World's Friendliest Man.. Here's a quick summary, because I can't be bothered to write out the full match: - BP World Champion Jason enters the match at number one with Austin Aries drawing number two.
- Randy Orton is eliminated by BP Intercontinental Champion Jesse Sorensen, Orton then re-enters the match and throws Sorensen out of the match.
- World's Friendliest Man joins the match and throws out Brian Kendrick, Paul London, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, and Austin Aries.
- The members of PGE, the new and improved Tiffany's Talent Agency, and The London Riots engage in a three-way stable war that sees PGE and The London Riots form an unlikely alliance. The unlikely alliance proceed to eliminate every member of Tiffany's Talent Agency except Dolph Ziggler.
- Jessica makes her way to the ringside area in a wheelchair during number 27's entrance, but number 27 doesn't arrive to the match.
- BurkeZero are both eliminated by John Cena, who's then eliminated by World's Friendliest Man.
- Jason ducks a clothesline from Wade Barrett & Nigel McGuinness and sends them both tumbling to the outside, he then throws out THE Tarrynator, eliminating all three entered members of The London Riots.
- Daniel Bryan enters at 29 and he's followed by CM Punk at number 30.
- Punk eliminates Johnny Curtis whilst Bryan throws Robert E. out of the match. Tiarnán is then eliminated by Jason.
- The combined efforts of Punk, Bryan, and Jason eliminates World's Friendliest Man, before Jason clotheslines both Punk and Bryan over the top rope and to the floor.
- Jason starts to celebrate his big win, when suddenly the members of PGE & The London Riots re-enter the ring and deliver a devastating beatdown to the current champion. Jessica then rises from her wheelchair and enters the match. She bands together with PGE & The London Riots to throw Jason out of the match, and she's then officially announced as the winner and the NEW BP World Champion! PGE & The London Riots lift Jessica onto their shoulders to celebrate, and it appears as though a new super stable has been formed here in Beautiful Persons.
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Post by Burke on Jan 28, 2013 14:45:32 GMT -5
I'm seriously stunned it took 2 years before our first female World Champ. I figured T would have booked Melina to get it way back when he booked.
Happy for Nomi getting her title reign too. And I loved that 4 on 4 match.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Jan 29, 2013 13:34:26 GMT -5
So, is there anyone who isn't going to win the BP Rumble? Everyone but me, obviously. I'm feeling pretty cocky for something I had nothing to do with it and I'm okay with that. |
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Post by Tarry on Feb 3, 2013 12:50:22 GMT -5
I'm really sorry I've made you guys wait so long!
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Post by Tarry on Feb 3, 2013 12:54:07 GMT -5
No Fatties Allowed Episode 97! - Better Late Than Never! Welcome to yet another action packed episode of NFA! Our show kicks off with Tiarnán taking on Mixed Martial Archie. Tiarnán makes short work of MMArchie, making him submit to the Dragon Sleeper. After the match Brock Lesnar charges the ring and tries to attack Tiarnán, but Tiarnán is too fast for Lesnar and bails from the ring and sprints up the ramp. Lesnar then pulls MMArchie to his feet and raises his hand. Our cameras cut to the back where Burke and Jayzero are walking and discussing the events of this past Sunday. Suddenly the lights go out and a scuffle is heard, the lights then come back on and Burke is sprawled out on the floor. Jayzero looks around for Burke's attacker before calling for help. Up next Nigel McGuinness quickly defeats Doink the Clown with the Tower of London. After the match The London Riots swarm the ring and beatdown Doink. THE Tarrynator calls for his teammates to put Doink's ankle in a chair, and then he stomps on it. Pretty much putting Doink on the injured list. John Cena makes his way to the ring to recap what happened at the Beautiful Persons Rumble between him and Brandon. He says that he's going to get to the bottom of who this " J" person is and he's going to start his quest tonight. He then calls Jack Swagger to the ring. Swagger answers the challenge and walks out to the ring, he pleads his innocence by claiming that he's not the "J" in question, but Cena's having none of it. The bell rings to start the match and after some back-and-forth action, Cena wins with the STF. After the match Brandon's music hits the speakers and he walks out onto the stage, "Seriously John, this has nothing to do with you, so just stop getting involved in my private life. If you want to air my private life on live TV, then allow me to spill the tea on why our engagement really ended. You cheated on me with Nikki Bella! I tried to be the bigger person and keep that to myself, but no, you don't deserve to keep your squeaky clean image. You cheated, I've moved on, get over it." Brandon starts to walk to the back before getting some last words in, "Oh, and wrong ' J' idiot." The Motor City Machine Guns are the ring waiting for their opponents. Lacey Von Erich makes her way onto the stage and introduces her cousins Ross & Marshall Von Erich to the NFA audience, The Von Erich Legacy then make their way to the ring together. The Von Erich Legacy dominate the match and then finish off Chris Sabin with a double Von Erich claw. After the match they lay out Alex Shelley with a double Clawslam and then dared The Rock n Sock Connection to show their faces next week on NFA. The Funkadactyls ( Cameron & the NEW BP Women's Champion Naomi) make their way to the ring. Cameron congratulated Naomi on her big win over the weekend and Naomi thanked Cameron and the BP Universe for their continued support on her quest to be the best women's wrestler in the world. The Funkadactyls prepare to perform a celebration dance, but they're interrupted by PGE's Molly Holly & The London Riots' Paige. The newly formed team of Paige & Molly Holly challenge The Funkadactyls to a match, Cameron & Naomi quickly accept the challenge and make short work of Molly Holly & Paige after the new team run into some communication problems. Cameron & Naomi finally perform their celebration dance whilst Molly & Paige argue. It appears as though this new team has split already. The BP Intercontinental Champion Jesse Sorensen makes his way out to the ring. He shows a replay of him eliminating Randy Orton from the Beautiful Persons Rumble match, he then shows a replay of Orton re-entering the match and throwing Sorensen out. He talks about the Beautiful Persons Rumble being the biggest match of his career so far and how he was robbed of proving himself to the world by Randy Orton. He calls out Orton and he makes his way to the ring. Orton tells Jesse that the Beautiful Persons Rumble was also the biggest match of Orton's career, he had to prove he was still relevant in 2013 and Jesse took that away from him. Sorensen offers Orton a chance at retribution, but only because he wants the same from him, he even offers to put the BP Intercontinental Championship on the line as means to persuade him. Orton says he'll think about it and then leaves the ring. Tiffany calls her clients to the ring for their performance evaluation. We get X Factor style lighting and music, and Tiffany berates the whole team for not winning the Rumble match. However she then praises BP Cruiserweight Champion Dolph Ziggler & BP Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players for winning the other matches they had on Sunday and declares that they're safe... for now. She also saves The Miz & Cody Rhodes. The tension builds as she gets ready to eliminate either Edge or D'Angelo Dinero, she reveals that Dinero is going home, and she orders the rest of Tiffany's Talent Agency to beat him down. The NEW BP World Champion Jessica makes her way to the ring. "It's time to set the record straight! There is no new "super stable" here in NFA, I used both The London Riots & PGE to get what I wanted, and that's all there is to it," Jessica holds her championship above her head to brag about her big win and then continues, "You see PGE and The London Riots have only one thing in common, neither of them wanted Jason as the World Champion, so they happily agreed to help me win the BP Rumble and end his reign." THE Tarrynator's music hits the speakers and out comes the BP British Heavyweight Champion, "Congrats on the big win, but I sincerely hope you know that you're going to lose that belt to me, it's only a matter of time really." Jessica and THE Tarrynator continue to bicker until World's Friendliest Man interrupts them. " Tiarnán himself said that I was the next BP World Champion, so if anyone is going to take that title from you, it's me!" The trio continue to argue before being interrupted by Jason, Daniel Bryan, and The Great Khali. "Well done Jess, I'm really happy that you've finally won the big one, I mean it took eight people to help you get the job done, but congrats nonetheless. Now I see that there's three of you, well there's also three of us, so why don't we have a match?" The crowd goes crazy and a referee slides into the ring. Tarrynator starts the match with Daniel Bryan and the two engage in some back-and-forth technical whatnot. Bryan then makes the hot tag to Khali, which makes Tarry tag in World's Friendliest Man and then leaves the ringside area. The two behemoths collide with WFM getting the upperhand. They continue to battle it out until a they both knock each other down with a big boot. They crawl to their corners and make the tag to their partners. Jessica enters the ring and immediately low blows Jason, causing her team to lose by DQ. The new BP World Champion then leaves the ring and runs to the back, having wasted more than enough time on a stupid challenge. It's now time for our main event! Jayzero makes his way to the ring without Burke by his side, for obvious reasons. Stacy Keibler announces that Jayzero's opponent tonight is a debuting former WWE Champion, she then reveals his identity as none other than Jeff Hardy! Jeff and Jayzero go back-and-forth with Jeff getting the upperhand towards the end of the match. Hardy hits the Twist of Fate and then goes up top for the Swanton Bomb. Jeff comes off the top, but Jayzero rolls out of the way and follows up with Zero Hour to pick up the win. Jayzero isn't given much time to celebrate his win though, because suddenly the lights go out in the arena. When the lights come back on, The Undertaker is standing in the ring! Undertaker grabs hold of Jayzero and drops him with the Tombstone Piledriver! The show goes off the air with The Undertaker performing his signature pose over the fallen Jayzero. |
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Post by Burke on Feb 3, 2013 13:38:22 GMT -5
Our cameras cut to the back where Burke and Jayzero are walking and discussing the events of this past Sunday. Suddenly the lights go out and a scuffle is heard, the lights then come back on and Burke is sprawled out on the floor. Jayzero looks around for Burke's attacker before calling for help. I sensed Undertaker was coming so I devised this complicated plot to make it look like I was hurt when in reality I just made a lot of girly screams in the dark then laid down on the ground playing dead so that the Deadman would leave me alone and Jayzero would feel his full wrath alone later on in the evening. Let it never be said that I'm not the brains of this team. |
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Post by Tarry on Feb 6, 2013 17:13:38 GMT -5
No Fatties Allowed Episode 98! - On Time For A Change! Our show kicks off with Wade Barrett in the ring waiting for his opponent. The Boogeyman makes his way to the ring and the match is underway. Barrett destroys Boogeyman and puts him away with the Bull Hammer. After the match, The London Riots enter the ring and beat down The Boogeyman. THE Tarrynator calls for his teammates to put Boogeyman's ankle in the chair, he then viciously stomps on the chair as the Boogeyman rolls around on the mat in pain. Brandon is shown arriving in the parking lot. "I'll catch up with you after the show, I have some business to take care of," he calls out to a mystery person inside of the limo. The BP Intercontinental Champion Jesse Sorensen starts to make his way down the ramp when suddenly Randy Orton attacks him from behind. Orton throws Sorensen down the ramp, and then into a barricade. Randy throws Jesse into the ring and follows him, he then lays him out with the RKO. Randy picks up the BP Intercontinental Championship and raises it above his head, seemingly accepting Sorensen's offer of a title match from last week's NFA. Up next is women's action as the team of Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Madison Rayne take on BP Women's Tag Team Champions Kelly Kelly & Taryn Terrell and the BP Women's Champion Naomi. Madison Rayne showed off her new pixie cut to the fans and her opponents, but Naomi gets her in a headlock and her hair falls right off of her head, revealing that her hair STILL hasn't grown back! The finish comes when Kelly Kelly hits the K2 on Beth Phoenix. Mick Foley makes his way to the ring to confront The Von Erich Legacy. He wastes no time and calls them out for a fight! Ross & Lacey Von Erich accept the challenge and make their way to the ring. Ross and Lacey taunt Mick trying to get him to attack them, but suddenly Marshall Von Erich attacks Foley from behind, and the three of them start to stomp down the Hardcore Legend. Ross and Marshall then deliver a huge double Clawslam which lays out Mick Foley. BurkeZero are walking backstage discussing last week's events. The lights in the corridor turn bright red and Jayzero rushes around a corner to investigate. Burke hears a scuffle occuring around the corner and he quickly runs round there. He finds Jayzero down on the floor with no sign of his attacker anywhere. Up next is tag team action as PGE's Johnny Curtis & Robert E. take on the newly formed team of Brock Lesnar & Mixed Martial Archie. The allied mixed martial artists pick up the win with dual Kimura's on Curtis & E. After the match Tiarnán & The World's Friendliest Man enter the ring and attack Lesnar & MMArchie. The entire PGE then head up the ramp after delivering the damage. John Cena takes on John Morrison next on NFA as Cena continues his quest to reveal the identity of 'J'. Morrison tells Cena that he's not 'J', but he just won't listen. Cena then picks up the win with an Attitude Adjustment. After the match, Brandon makes his way out onto the stage. "Can I get a stagehand or something out here to do me a favour?" he says as he rolls his eyes. A stagehand rushes out to meet Brandon. Brandon then hands an envelope to the stagehand, "Take that to John, now." The stagehand rushes to the ring and gives the envelope to John Cena. "In that envelope is a legal document that orders you to stay out of my business. Yeah, that's right, I've taken an injunction out against you. Have a nice life, John." Brandon then quickly turns and walks to the back. Tiffany's Talent Agency are gathered on a set in the backstage area. Tiffany arrives and cuts right to the chase, "Last week I kicked D'Angelo Dinero out of the new Tiffany's Talent Agency, and this week I'm kicking out Edge." The surviving Tiffany's Talent Agency clients then swarm Edge and beat him down. The BP World Champion, and birthday girl, Jessica, makes her way to the ring. "Sorry to disappoint, but seeing as though it's my birthday, I'm gonna take the night off." Jessica then goes to leave the ring, but she's interrupted by the BP British Heavyweight Champion THE Tarrynator. "I'm afraid to inform you that you will not be taking the night off, Jessica. No, in actual fact, you're going to do the right thing and put your World Championship on the line against me right here, right now." Maxine's music then hits the speakers and she comes out to address the two bickering superstars. "Actually, you're both wrong. Jessica, you won't be taking the night off, and Tarry, you definitely won't be getting a title shot tonight. Seeing as it's your birthday, Jessica, I'm going to give you a little birthday treat. You won't have to defend your BP World Championship at all this month, but you'll still be competing at the upcoming Neon Night event. You see, the two of you are going to co-captain a team of superstars that you'll take to war inside of the Neon Night Glow in the Dark Cell match! And who is the captain of the opposing side? This man..." Jason bursts through the curtain and onto the stage, he then charges the ring and stares down his Neon Night opponents. Maxine then announces that we're going to get a tag team main event, right now! The Great Khali joins Jason in the ring and the match is underway. Jessica bails from the apron immediately and heads up the ramp, Tarry then turns directly into a Brain Chop. Tarry staggers about before being hit with a huge Skull Snap, which gives Jason and Khali the big win! Burke makes his way out to the ring. "Yo, Undertaker, last week you attacked me and Jayzero, and this week you attacked my friend once again, so you better get your ass out here!" The lights go out in the arena, then bright red lights illuminate the building, before the regular lights comes back on. When they do come back on though, it's not The Undertaker that's answered Burke's call out, it's his brother Kane! Kane chokeslams Burke straight to hell and stands over him as the show goes off the air. |
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Post by jayzero42690 on Feb 6, 2013 20:32:42 GMT -5
I like the Orton/Sorensen feud
And although I would have gone (and was going to go) a different way with BurkeZero vs The Brothers of Destruction, cool that it's still going down.
Side note, and this is only because I was going through old months and you totally called me out on Piper randomly not being in the CC anymore during my turn, you are aware Sable returned in December right?
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Post by Tarry on Feb 7, 2013 7:32:10 GMT -5
And although I would have gone (and was going to go) a different way with BurkeZero vs The Brothers of Destruction, cool that it's still going down. Oh man, if I knew you were going to do BurkeZero vs. The Brothers of Destruction, then I never would have touched it. It was a last minute idea when I realised that dragging on the feud with Cena for another month would have been ridiculous. The feud takes a different turn next week though, so hopefully that's more like the idea you were going with. Side note, and this is only because I was going through old months and you totally called me out on Piper randomly not being in the CC anymore during my turn, you are aware Sable returned in December right? In all honesty, I kinda forgot until the "Is Sable out with the flu?" thing. Stay tuned though, she'll back in a week or two, but for now she's on vacation. |
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Post by Burke on Feb 7, 2013 12:14:24 GMT -5
So I called out Undertaker even though I didn't have any backup.
When did I grow a set of balls?
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Post by Tarry on Feb 13, 2013 21:06:38 GMT -5
No Fatties Allowed Episode 99! - One Week Away From Disappointment! Our show kicks off with Hornswoggle going one-on-one with Paige. Hornswoggle gives Paige the runaround for most of the match, but she finally catches him and drops him with the Knight Light. She then locks in a Cloverleaf for the submission victory. After the match, Nigel McGuinness & Wade Barrett enter the ring. They triple team Hornswoggle before shattering his ankle with the same chair attack they've been using for weeks. Up next is handicap action as PGE's Tiarnán, Johnny Curtis & Robert E. take on the team of Brock Lesnar & Mixed Martial Archie. Curtis, E. and Tiarnán make use of the man advantage and keep control of Lesnar with quick tags. Tiarnán is ready to put Lesnar away with an Inverted DDT, but Lesnar breaks free and makes the tag to MMArchie! MMArchie rushes into the ring, but he's immediately caught in the Dragon Sleeper and is forced to tap out. PGE then bail from the ring and rush up the ramp. Lesnar grabs a microphone after the match and challenges Tiarnán to a MMA Exhibition match next week on NFA 100. Tiarnán shakes his head at the idea, but Johnny Curtis accepts on his behalf anyway! Tiarnán is furious! Mick Foley makes his way to the ring, but before he can say a word he's surrounded by The Von Erich Legacy. Ross & Marshall Von Erich look ready to attack, but suddenly The Rock rushes to his friend's aid. The Rock n Sock Connection take on The Von Erich Legacy and get the upperhand for the first time in this feud. Foley clotheslines Ross over the top rope to the floor. The Rock then hits a Rock Bottom on Marshall and prepares to drop the People's Elbow. Foley joins in with the theatrics and The Rock n Sock Connection deliver a double People's Elbow to Marshall Von Erich. Randy Orton is in the ring with a microphone. "Last week I attacked Jesse Sorensen and for the first time in ages, you all noticed me. It felt amazing to get a reaction from my actions, and because of that, I officially accept Sorensen's offer of a BP Intercontinental Championship match!" The BP Intercontinental Champion Jesse Sorensen makes his way to the ring and confronts Randy Orton, "Randy, I used to have so much respect for you, but last week I lost all but an ounce of it. You attacked me from behind, and I'm afraid that because of that, you really can't claim that you're relevant again. You're gonna have to beat me, Randy." Sorensen then drops Orton with an RKO of his own and poses with his championship belt. BurkeZero are shown hanging out backstage. "So obviously we must have done something to piss of The Brothers of Destruction, but I just can't put my finger on what it could be," Burke says with a worried look on his face. "You know, we could always apologise..." Jayzero replies. The two men exchange a look before breaking out into laughter. "So we're going to cause more trouble?" Burke asks. "More trouble it is," Jayzero says with a smirk. A video package airs of The Great Khali in Mumbai on the set of the Bollywood remake of 18 Holes. The pre-taped package is interrupted by a live feed of BP British Heavyweight Champion THE Tarrynator attacking the Punjabi Playboy. Tarry repeatedly clubs Khali with a cricket bat, until he's dragged away and restrained by Indian police. John Cena is in the ring. " Brandon, I know you're not in the arena tonight, but I really need to talk to you. So please call or text me, or answer my calls and texts, my DMs, my inbox messages, I just need to straighten this out with you." Up next is tag team action as Jason & Daniel Bryan team up to take on World's Friendliest Man & the BP World Champion Jessica. After some quick back-and-forth action, the referee is knocked down by a collision, this allows Wade Barrett to enter the ring and lay Bryan out with the Bull Hammer. Jessica makes the cover and gets the big win for her team. Jessica, WFM, and Wade Barrett attempt to beat down Bryan & Jason, but CM Punk makes the save, and sends WFM, Barrett, and Jessica running up the ramp. The two trios then stare each other down. "I've been on vacation for a few weeks and this is what you turn my show into?" a familiar voice says in Maxine's office. Maxine looks up to find Sable standing in the doorway. "I'm back now, so you better get your ass out of my chair," she says as she walks into the room, "Now I'm hearing that instead of a World Championship match, you've booked a 5-on-5 Glow in the Dark Cell match, what the hell was going through your mind?" "We-" "Shut up. You better hope that Jessica & THE Tarrynator's team wins, because they're fighting for your job." Our main event is a 3-Way tag team match for immunity between the members of Tiffany's Talent Agency. The teams are the BP Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players, BP Cruiserweight Champion Dolph Ziggler & Chris Jericho and Cody Rhodes & The Miz. The Prime Time Players pick up the big win when Darren Young puts Cody Rhodes away with the Gutcheck. Tiffany applauds the winners after the match. BurkeZero drag Michelle McCool to the ring by her hair. "Hey Deadman! Why don't you and that Big Fried Freak of a brother you have get your asses out here!" Jayzero shouts with a mocking tone. "Are you really going to leave us alone with your wife, Undertaker?" Burke inquires sinsiterly. Burke then hoists McCool onto his shoulders and he plants her with an FU. There's still no sign of The Brothers of Destruction, so Jayzero pulls Michelle McCool off of the mat and hits her with Zero Hour. Suddenly the lights go out and when they come back on, The Brothers of Destruction are standing in the ring! ... Well, kinda. Two dwarves dressed like Kane and The Undertaker are actually in the ring, but I guess that's close enough. Burke hoists the mini-Undertaker onto his shoulders, whilst Jayzero sets up for Zero Hour on the mini-Kane. BurkeZero then lay out the mini-Brothers of Destruction with their finishers to end the show. |
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Post by Burke on Feb 14, 2013 3:33:06 GMT -5
BP Movies are really getting their money's worth out of that 18 Holes franchise, huh?
Although to be fair, Khali probably out-acted me.
And it takes some dedication to go to the trouble of flying to another continent just to ambush someone.
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Post by jayzero42690 on Feb 14, 2013 4:54:20 GMT -5
I wasn't expecting midgets, but now I'm expecting death
It was a good run Burke
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Post by Tarry on Feb 19, 2013 10:46:36 GMT -5
Tomorrow night on NFA 100!
Burke vs. The Undertaker
Lumberjack Match to decide which team gets the man advantage at Neon Night:
Jason vs. Jessica
Hardcore Match for the BP British Heavyweight Championship:
THE Tarrynator © vs. The Great Khali
Jayzero vs. Kane
MMA Exhibition Match:
Brock Lesnar vs. Tiarnán
Marshall or Ross Von Erich vs. The Rock
Plus John Cena and Brandon will meet face-to-face, Tiffany has set up a 4-on-4 challenge for the remaining contestants in the Tussle for Tiffany, Maxine has a surprise for Sable, and Jesse Sorensen & Randy Orton will attempt to put their differences aside as they team up to challenge for the BP Tag Team Championships.
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Post by Tarry on Feb 21, 2013 9:03:47 GMT -5
NFA 100! Welcome to the 100th episode of NFA! Our show kicks off with The Von Erich Legacy in the ring. The Rock is out next to a massive ovation. The Von Erich Legacy flip a coin to decide who will be facing The Rock in our opening match, and apparently it's Ross Von Erich who wins the coin toss. The Rock and Ross circle each other, but then Marshall Von Erich attacks The Rock from behind. Ross climbs out of the ring and the bell rings to start The Rock vs. Marshall Von Erich. The rookie takes advantage of his initial attack and he dominates the veteran. Marshall attempts a Clawslam, but The Rock counters and hits a Rock Bottom. Ross attempts to get in the ring, but Mick Foley arrives at the ringside area through the crowd and he lays Ross out with a clothesline. The Rock then connects with The People's Elbow for the win. Up next is our first of three championship matches! Divas of Doom ( Beth Phoenix & Natalya) make their way to the ring first. The BP Women's Tag Team Champions Blondetourage ( Kelly Kelly & Taryn Terrell) are out next. Kelly gets the quick win for her team after hitting Natalya with the K2. After the match, Beth and Natalya take out their frustrations on BP ring announcer Stacy Keibler. Kelly and Taryn try to make the save, but Madison Rayne makes her way to the ring to help out the Divas of Doom. The Funkadactyls (BP Women's Champion Naomi & Cameron) rush to the ring to give the numbers advantage to the good girls. Stacy Keibler thanked Naomi, Cameron, Kelly, and Taryn for saving her. The BP British Heavyweight Championship is to be defended for only the second time in history next up on NFA 100. The challenger, The Great Khali, makes his way to the ring first. The reigning and defending BP British Heavyweight Champion THE Tarrynator arrives at the ringside area next armed with a chair. He enters the ring and immediately swings it at Khali, but the giant just swats the foreign object away. Khali throws Tarry into the turnbuckle and lights up his chest with a series of huge chops. Tarry counters a chop and maneuvers Khali into the corner, he then throws rapid punches at the Punjabi Playboy, but Khali seems unaffected by Tarry's shots. Khali catches Tarry's fist and squeezes it with his massive hands. Tarry pulls away before charging into Khali, but Khali connects with the Brain Chop and makes the cover. Tarry manages to kick out at 2 and then makes it back to his feet. Khali lifts him up for the Punjabi Plunge, but Wade Barrett, Nigel McGuinness & Paige make the save for their leader. Barrett fetches chairs for his teammates, and then The London Riots prepare to attack The Great Khali with them. Khali throws McGuinness out of the ring, and then lays Barrett out with a Brain Chop. He then swats Tarry away, before dropping Paige with the Punjabi Plunge. Tarry grabs a cricket bat from under the ring and re-enters the squared circle. Tarry clubs Khali over the head with it and then hits Khali with Tarrydise. Tarry makes the cover, but Khali throws Tarry off of him at 2. Tarry and Khali make it back to their feet, Khali then drops Tarry with the Punjabi Plunge. He makes the cover, but Nigel McGuinness enters the ring to make the save. Wade Barrett makes it back in and the three male London Riots members assault Khali. Barrett and McGuinness hoist Khali into the air, Tarry then grabs Khali around the neck before driving Khali to the mat with the Triple Decker Tarrydise for the win. Tiffany leads Tiffany's Talent Agency (BP Cruiserweight Champion Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Chris Jericho & Cody Rhodes) to the ring. She then introduces their handpicked opponents Alex Riley, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne. Tiffany's Talent Agency dominate the match and they secure the win when Chris Jericho puts away Zack Ryder with the Code Breaker. After the match, Tiffany announces that Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Chris Jericho & Cody Rhodes will square off in a 4-way match decide who gets the permanent spot in Tiffany's Talent Agency. Next up is the huge MMA Exhibition match! Brock Lesnar makes his way to the squared octagon first with his ring crew and Mixed Martial Archie by his side. Tiarnán makes his way out next with PGE as his ring crew. We get the formal introductions and then round one is underway! Lesnar shoots a takedown and smashes Tiarnán in the face with a huge punch. Brock Lesnar continues to deliver big shots to the face of Tiarnán, until Tiarnán fights Lesnar off and makes it back to his feet. Tiarnán tries a flying kick, but Lesnar catches his foot and throws him back to the ground. Lesnar destroys Tiarnán with more punches before attempting to lock in the Kimura. Tiarnán tries to fight it, but it proves to be impossible, Lesnar locks it in which forces Tiarnán to tap out with just one second of round one left on the clock. A match graphic flashes on the screen revealing that Mixed Martial Madness (Brock Lesnar & Mixed Martial Archie) will face the winners of tonight's BP Tag Team Championship match and the team of Tiarnán and a PGE member of his choice in a 3-Way for the BP Tag Team Championships this Sunday at Neon Night! The London Riots ( Wade Barrett & Nigel McGuinness) make their way to the ring for tag team action. Their opponents are none other than CM Punk & Daniel Bryan. The two teams engage in quick back-and-forth action with The London Riots looking like they're going to come out on top. Punk clotheslines Barrett off of the apron, and then he hits McGuinness with a GTS. McGuinness them stumbles back into Daniel Bryan and he finds himself locked in the No! Lock. McGuinness has no choice but to tap out, which gives Punk & Bryan the win. It's time for the first ever meeting between Jayzero and Kane! Both men arrive to the ring without their tag team partners by their side. Kane and Jayzero immediately brawl from the start of the match, with them both spilling to the outside early on. Kane throws Jayzero shoulder first into the steel steps and then repeatedly stomps on him. Kane hoists Jayzero onto his shoulder and charges at the ringpost, but Jayzero struggles out and pushes Kane into the ringpost face first. Jayzero re-enters the ring with the intention of beating Kane by countout, but Kane rolls back into the ring. Jayzero stomps a mudhole into the Big Red Machine and then turns to the crowd to taunt them. While he's busy mocking our faithful audience, Kane sits up in the middle of the ring and makes it back to his feet. Jayzero turns around and Kane grabs him by the throat, Kane lifts him up for a Chokeslam, but Jayzero manages to drop out of the hold and he lands behind Kane. Jayzero turns Kane around and he hits him with Zero Hour. Jayzero rolls Kane up and grabs a handful of tights, he then holds onto the ropes for leverage as the referee counts Kane's shoulders to the mat for three. Up next is our third and final championship match of the evening! Randy Orton makes his way to the ring first, and then he's joined by his tag team partner this evening, BP Intercontinental Champion Jesse Sorensen. The BP Tag Team Champions The Prime Time Players ( Darren Young & Titus O'Neil) make their way to the ring next with Tiffany by their side. Sorensen starts the match with O'Neil with Titus dominating the smaller man. The Prime Time Players make use of quick tags and continute to isolate the BP Intercontinental Champion. Suddenly, Sorensen breaks free from the BP Tag Team Champions' grip and makes the hot tag to Randy Orton. Orton enters the ring and hits clotheslines and powerslams left, right and center! Randy hits a backbreaker on Darren Young and then starts hitting the mat to signal that the RKO is near. Jesse Sorensen enters the ring to clear out Titus O'Neil, but it backfires when Young pushes Orton into Sorensen, causing them to clash heads. Young takes advantage of this and hits the Gut Check on Randy Orton to retain the championships for his team. After the match Randy Orton shouts abuse at Jesse Sorensen and then lashes out at him. Security rushes to the ring as the two men engage in a brawl just days before their PPV match. Maxine leads THE Tarrynator, Wade Barrett, Nigel McGuinness & World's Friendliest Man to the ringside area for the Lumberjack match to decide which team gets the man advantage at Neon Night. Sable then leads CM Punk, Daniel Bryan & The Great Khali out to the ring also. The fan favourite Jason makes his way out to the ring next as he tries to secure the man advantage for Team Sable at Neon Night. His opponent is his former friend and longtime rival, the BP World Champion Jessica. Jason immediately dropkicks Jessica over the top rope, but she luckily lands on her team's side, and she's manages to get some time to recover. Jessica re-enters the ring and she throws Jason out to the Team Maxine side. They attempt to beat him down, but Jason is too quick for them, and he slides back into the ring unharmed. The two competitors continue to fight inside the ring until a double boot knocks them both down. Jason rolls out of the ring onto the Team Maxine side, while Jessica finds herself on the Team Sable side. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan beatdown Jessica while the entire Team Maxine destroy Jason on the outside of the ring. Jessica manages to escape and she gets back into the ring. Team Maxine continue to destroy Jason on the outside while Jessica catches her breath on the inside. They finally throw him back into the ring and Jessica simply makes the cover for the win. After the match Maxine has something to say to Sable, "You know, the Board of Directors were impressed with the stipulation you added to the Glow in the Dark Cell match last week, so I decided to tell them my own idea, and they were just as impressed. This Sunday, not only will my job be on the line in the Glow in the Dark Cell match, but your job will be on the line too!" John Cena makes his way to the ring to confront Brandon. "These past few months I've gone through a lot of ups and downs. I've been on top of the world, and I've also been at the bottom of it. In my opinion, Brandon is responsible for the way I'm feeling, and I need to put that right. I want just one match against you at Neon Night, Brandon, and then we can put all this behind us. What do you say?" Brandon walks onto the stage with a microphone, "You want one match with me and then you'll drop all this crap? Okay, why not? Maybe then you'll finally stay out of my personal life. Now I need to run, because 'J' and I have big plans for tonight. See ya Sunday!" It's NFA 100 main event time as Burke makes his way to the ring. The lights go out and then there's then gong sounds out in the arena, when they come back on, The Undertaker is standing at the top of the ramp. Undertaker slowly walks to the ring as Burke awaits his fate. The Undertaker finally enters the ring, and the match is underway. Taker strikes Burke in the face and then backs him up into the corner. Undertaker dominates Burke for the majority of the match as he tries to get revenge on him for what he did to Michelle McCool last week. Undertaker twists Burke's arm and then goes up top for Old School. Undertaker then drops Burke with a Chokeslam, he covers Burke, but he kicks out at 2. Undertaker performs his throat cut taunt and then he lifts Burke for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Burke struggles out and he hits Undertaker with a Pedigree. Burke makes the cover, but the Deadman gets his shoulder up. Burke lifts Undertaker onto his shoulders for the FU, but suddenly a video replay of last week's events plays on the screen. This distracts Burke and allows Undertaker to fight out of the FU and drop Burke with the Tombstone Piledriver for the win. NFA 100 goes off the air with the legendary Undertaker performing his signature taunt over the downed Burke. See you all this Sunday at Neon Night! |
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