Consult the Divas Division

[Brandon]

If you were given the power to play Brooke Hogan and make over the Divas, what would you do?

I would advise Rosa to schedule her botox appointments in the middle of the week, so by the time Raw and SmackDown tapings come around, it'll have settled and she wont look so raw.

I would also sort out Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox's weave situations.

Kelly's on her way out, so there's no point in trying there.

Fire Layla.

@ Naomi and Cameron, "You two, you're great, you're perfect. Seriously, don't change a thing."

[Tiarnán]

I would have Maxine add some reddish highlights to her hair and wear evening gowns all the time.

Alicia would lose the red hair and clown makeup because really she's very pretty and I don't understand why they try to make her as ugly as possible.

Layla should bring back the amazing sparkly ring attires from before she got injured. I know straight guys like her ass in the ones she wears right now, but oh my goodness:



I just can't help poor Aksana at this point. Maybe wear a veil, a la Dawn Marie @ Royal Rumble 2003?

I would give Beth a very long holiday. Nattie, AJ and Tamina are perfect at this point. Naomi would start matching her hair with her outfits again every week.

[Burke]

I would lock everyone who isn't Kelly, Cameron, Naomi or Maxine in a room and hope that they just never find a way back out.

[Brandon]

I would make AJ wear Booty Pop™ padded panties. If her fans insist on making gif sets of her ass, there needs to be something there.

I'd ask Cameron to dial it back just a notch with the blonde hair because it's starting to look like Hottie from Vh1.

Emma could curl more than just her tips, but she's new so she's still learning.

And I'm not saying Naomi deserved to get injured, but I'm calling it karma for those green and gold glosses she was rockin'.

Eva Marie, the Bella twins and Summer Rae are perfect though.

[Wolfgang]

Realize that none of you are Maryse and are still in her shadow. Paige develop some charisma, Nikki wear sluttier tops, Foxxy keep doing what you're doing, the rest of you...who cares.