Dreams.

[Brandon]

I dreamed that I was on the top floor of some board room in a business meeting (lol, only in a dream) and the janitor jumped out of a window. It was pretty horrifying.

[Burke]

I have the weirdest dreams. I can go what feels like months without having any but then when I have one it usually sets me off and I have one every night for like a week straight. I know I’ve had dreams the past 3 or 4 nights but I usually forget them within 5 minutes of waking up. Last night was one of my most random yet and I haven’t completely forgotten it yet though so I figured I’d share it before I do. I think I kept waking up then falling back asleep though so this wasn’t necessarily all part of the same one dream.

Anyway, at one point I was in my old college and the place was completely deserted. I was aimlessly walking the corridors for ages until I reached the top floor and entered a room that had huge signs pointing towards it. There were these creepy zombie or vampire people or something inside. I didn’t hang around to figure out exactly what they were, of course. I ran like a pussy. Despite me sprinting away as fast as I could and them moving in slow motion somehow every time I turned back around they were getting closer to me. Eventually I reached the elevator and pressed to go to the ground floor but halfway down it crashed and for some reason started filling up with water. I’m pretty sure I woke up at this point and was spared the horrific image of me drowning so anything after this is probably a separate dream after I fell asleep again. Then me and some of my friends were playing football in the middle of some creepy looking village or something when all the local people came by and started watching us. This might not sound like much, but in my dream it came off as terrifying. Maybe they were the same vampire/zombie people from the first dream?? I also remember the village having a magic escalator above a swimming pool across from where we were playing football and the people were doing big extravagant dives from the top of it into the water.

Being chased/annoyed by zombies or zombie like people is a constant in a lot of my dreams I just realised. Given my love of horror/zombie movies I suppose it's not really surprsing. I really wish I could remember my dreams a little better though because most of them are honestly horror movies I would love to watch and be creeped out by irl.

[Tarry]

Last night I was recruited by The Avengers, but spent the whole time hitting on Black Widow instead of trying to save the world.

[jayzero42690]

I had a dream about Maryse the other day. I seen her walking down the street in LA and I asked if I could take a picture with her and she said no, so I asked of I could take a picture of her and she said yes.

I must've been stalking her for a long time cause I just kept talking to her and bugging her. She went through about 5 different wardrobe changes before the dream was over.

I think I might've been a paparazzi, which is actually a career I should look into.

The dream ended kinda nightmarish though where I was showing her the board and she was digging it, but then it turned out she was in TNA and Mickie James came in like a mega bitch and kicked me out of the knockouts dressing room (idk how I got there either) right when Maryse was about to make a post.

Idk if Maryse ever got around to saying hi to you guys. But the stress of us quickly trying to type the message with Mickie walking towards us like fucking Jason Vorhees woke me up.



Happy ending: She let me take a picture with flake, who was also in my dream. Be jealous, imaginary Burke.

[Tiarnán]

This morning I dreamt that Harry Styles died. He was a footballer in the dream rather than a singer.

I have no idea what that was all about.

[Tarry]

The last couple of nights I've woken up after about an hour of sleep to see a huge spider-like-creature on my wall, then it vanishes. I'm certain I'm dreaming it, but it's always so real.

I'm hoping I'm dreaming it anyway, lol.

[Burke]

I had the most badass dream ever last night/this morning. It was a mixture of Terminator and Grand Theft Auto. Really.

I was being hunted by Arnold Scharzenegger as The Terminator. I mean evil and creepy Terminator 1 Arnold, not friendly and joke cracking Terminator 2 Arnold. And for some reason my dream had a radar in the bottom left hand corner just like GTA where every time he would get near me it would show and set off an alarm and I would run like crazy. This basically kept going on and on until eventually he seemed like he was about to catch me but at that exact moment I woke up.

It was exciting and kinda like my dream dream (heh) but it was also really scary at the time since, you know, he was trying to kill me and all.

[Tarry]

My friend and I decided to hunt down Felicia Day to get her to sign my copy of Dr. Horrible, and just to meet her really. However, we didn't find her, so I ended up singing New Kids on the Block songs with Daivari.

Bizarre.

[Tiarnán]

My least favourite dreams are the best ones because in the end you just wake up and get sad when you realise it was only a dream.

Not the best start to a day of I'm being honest.

[Tarry]

I dreamt that I met either Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley last night. She didn't talk, and I didn't get a good look at her, so I don't know which one it was.

I have trouble telling them apart when I'm awake, so it's near impossible when I'm asleep.

[jayzero42690]

Of all the celebrities in the world, I dreamt about Alberto Del Rio last night.

He was the head off of the Mexican mafia, but nothing went down. He was just questioning me cause I fucked up on of his cars, but I told him I didn't, he believed me and left.

Even in dreams he's boring as fuck.

[Astrozombie]

I've been having really horrible dreams the last few months. And they all involve me dying a horrible death. Like last night's was terrible. I was at work, on our computer playing solitaire or something, trying to pass the time. Then my manager closes down the building. But I can't get out because the alarm was on and if I opened the door, it'd go off. But my manager finally sees me and tells me to just walk out anyway.

So the alarm goes off and she runs away. Then from this alley corner, I see this really cute guy holding a gun running towards me. He gets shot and looks at me. Then throws the gun towards me, which I caught. At that point, I realized he was an undercover cop, or that's what my subconscious told me? idk. Anyways this other guy runs out from the alley and looks at the cop, whose still alive, then to me. He's also carrying a gun and he aims it at me, so I start to shoot, only it's all slow motion and I miss every shot. Then I see him pull the trigger, so I try to dodge it by jumping and this is kinda the gross part. But I guess the angle that I jumped, which defies physics I'm assuming, the bullet when between my legs (yes it hit there) and I felt it go through my stomach, lungs, through my mouth, and then hit my brain and out my head. It wasn't painful, but it was uncomfortable. But then next thing I know, I'm falling onto the concrete and my vision starts to tunnel and I feel a shit ton of blood coming out of my mouth. But I'm still conscious, I just can't move, like paralyzed in my own body. And I remember thinking that I was gonna be stuck like that forever, my body dead, but my conscious alive and still well aware of the pain.

I couldn't sleep after that.

[Burke]

Does anyone ever have dreams that feel like nightmares even though they’re completely innocuous?

Last night I had a dream that I was starting a new school or college or something like that and I couldn’t find my class. I was walking around for ages trying to find it until the janitor or something found me wondering around and showed me where it was. When I got there it must have been Art class because everyone was drawing or painting. I recognized some of my friends in the room then sat down and started drawing too. That’s all there was to it. Sounds harmless enough, right? But there was this weird feeling of impending doom for some reason. It really felt like a nightmare and something bad was going to happen.

Also, there was a dream I had where I was on holiday (I think I was in Spain) and I was running a marathon at night. I kept running past this exact same spot every minute or so like it was a maze. This went on and on for however long the dream lasted. Again, nothing else happened yet it had this creepy atmosphere like it was a nightmare.

Another example is a dream where I was like Batman in the Arkham City game (I guess I was like Spider-Man too, lol). I could fire these hooks or whatever they are from my wrists and use it to climb to the top of buildings. I was in Glasgow city centre (where there’s lots of tall buildings) and I was flying from rooftop to rooftop. The buildings and the city were completely destroyed like there had been a war or something and there was no one else around. Then I smashed through the window of one of the buildings and eventually found a room/area that was filled with water and had a bunch of people swimming around. Even though the water completely filled the room and it didn’t seem like anyone had any swimming/diving equipment on everyone could somehow breathe just fine and they were all swimming around minding their business like there was nothing weird going on.

Okay, I can understand that last one being kinda creepy but I have no idea what was scary about the first two. My dreams are seriously like David Lynch movies.

[jayzero42690]

I just had a dream I was backstage at a WWE show. CM Punk was a total prick to me and kicked me out of the locker room. The hell was that about? And why do I keep dreaming about wrestling?

[jayzero42690]

I had one of those dreams where you keep waking up but you're still dreaming, and in each and every dream, the world ended. Every time I'd wake up with a different person in a different place, explain my dream, then read on IMDb that the world had gotten fucked up while I was sleeping and Rihanna and Jay Z were the newest celebs added to the death toll. Then I'd go out, die, and wake up in a different apocalypse.

Suffice it to say, I was pretty relived when I clicked on to IMDb right now to see that Jay Z and Rihanna were fine.