Is Beyonce Faking Her Pregnancy?

[Tarry]

Oct 12, 2011 16:50:19 GMT -5 Burke said:

In England you call the first year of school Reception?

Yeah, I genuinely have no idea why though

[Brandon]

Oct 12, 2011 16:50:19 GMT -5 Burke said:

Oh, and I love how off-topic all of us can get. A topic about Beyonce being pregnant can turn into a discussion about the difference between UK and US schools, lol.

Pandybear is rolling in his grave rn.

[Tiarnán]

We're sort of similar to Scotland, I think.

Mothers & Toddlers is a little pre-school thing
Playgroup for a year if you want
Nursery for a year (I don't think that's compulsory either?)
Primary School (P1, P2, P3, P4, P5, P6, P7)
Then you do a test/set of tests to determine whether you get into a Grammar school or a Secondary school in P7, although that will hopefully have vanished in a decade or so
Then you have secondary education in whichever, which lasts five years if you go up to GCSE or seven years if you continue for A Level (1st Year, 2nd Year, 3rd Year, 4th Year, 5th Year, Lower Sixth, Upper Sixth)
And then obviously university if you want to go.

[Tiarnán]

Oh, and we have 'reception' too, but only in some schools. My mum works in a school close by that has it, but the one down the road doesn't.

[Current Mr. El]

Yeah she's faking.

Reason 1. She doesn't want to actually have a child because she doesn't want to gain weight
Reason 2. She's actually 40 years old. Solange is actually her daughter, so Beyonce is really a grandmother right now.
Reason 3. She doesn't want a child that looks like Jay-Z
Reason 4. Every celebrity has to sacrifice a loved one to the Illuminati, Beyonce doesn't want to sacrifice her own child, so she will steal her pregnant assistant's child and sacrifice him/her to satan.

[Brandon]

In the wake of surrogacy rumors, Kim K posted this selfie:



Still waiting on proof that Beyoncé conceived Blue Ivy.